International Women's Day

It's International Women's Day and America's popular and glamorous First Lady gave an inspiring address at the State Department's Women of Courage awards.

“Throughout history women have contributed in so many ways to our society,” said Melania, before praising the virtue of courage.

“As I have said before, I believe courage is one of the qualities we need most in society. It’s what propels us forward. Courage is what divides those who only talk about change from those who actually act to change.”

Well said, First Lady, but speaking of women, what's with Ilhan Omar and AOC? Are they secretly working for Trump in a bid to destroy the Democratic party from within? Consider the evidence. 

Omar's been busy getting American Jews to do the unthinkable and switch over to the GOP, while AOC's Green New Deal could have been mistaken for a parody hit job on some late night comedy show.

And both have their coreligionists in Congress divided and angry as they do their bit to drive the Democrats, like Gadarene swine, over the cliff of insane leftism.

Perhaps they're working deep undercover for MAGA and doing such a good job that you'd think they were just another couple of crazy demented, comsymp revolutionaries infesting the Capitol. But that's as maybe.

In the meanwhile, well done First Lady for doing your part to make America great again.

Your Friend,

LSP

Lies Lies Lies

Evil's characterized by deceit; as the Good Book reminds us, Satan's the "Father of Lies." With that in mind, did some higher power convince the infamous luvvie, Jussie Smollett, to lie and cry about being attacked by MAGA supporters?

LIVE LOOK at Jussie Smollett hate crime narrative#police #hoax #empire #nigeria #attackers #chicago #som3thingwicked pic.twitter.com/9ZytHmfgZA

— Something Wicked 🤡 (@TexasBarrister) February 15, 2019

Was it merely lust for money, fame and socialist celebrity fortune that drove Smollett to allegedly pay two Nigerians $4000 to stage a fake hate crime, or did someone put Jussie up to it? One black nationalist seems to think so, and who knows, maybe the Empire star was the willing dupe stooge of a sinister Democrat plot.

So this is footage from the Jussie Smollett assault pic.twitter.com/25bAfEiMhl

— Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 (@tariqnasheed) February 17, 2019

Speaking of dupe stooge, millionaire socialists flocked to Jussie's laughably unbelievable cause, Cher, Alyssa Milano, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris and Cory Booker, to name just a few. They apparently believed the lie.

And so perhaps does Jussie, who vehemently denies paying his Nigerian body building friends to play the part of  Chicago's, ahem, two hate-filled Trump supporters. Have you noticed how liars often end up believing their lies? Curious but true. To return to the question.

Did Jussie cook it all up on his own or was he acting to the beat of someone else's drum? As we ponder this weighty possibility and the chain of cause and effect which leads back to the ancient serpent himself, ask yourself this. Why does the left keep manufacturing hate crimes? 

Surely not because they're peddling a lie.

Cheers,

LSP

SOTU Country Interlude

Not so long ago, a man went down the road to bring peaches to a woman friend while another man crouched, hiding behind a bush. He had been warned that morning against taking matters further, but to no avail, the warning meant little to him.

His pistol exploded in the night and the rounds struck home.

"Don't shoot me no more! I'm done to die."

He did, but not before another man emerged on the porch.

"You shoot him one more time, I'll blow your head off."

And there it is, a short episode in the ongoing story of country life in Texas. Speaking of which, how'd you like the long delayed SOTU? I enjoyed America will never be a socialist country, but that's just me.

Sunny Hello,

LSP

The Bleached Lie Of Gayness

Shocking video evidence of Jussie Smollett's crazed racist attackers has finally emerged, thanks to surveillance camera footage handed over to Chicago police.

One fascist thug appears to be wearing appalling plaid trousers while the other sports the distinctive garb of a Klansman. 

Smollett is a beloved GaySoc actor, famous for his starring role in the multi-season, smash hit series Empire. His savage, bigoted, Subway-sandwich-scorning assailants are believed to live in Virginia.

The Governor's mansion declined to comment.

LSP

Sunday Genius

Thanks to a tip from GWB it's stahlhelms off to Super Steve Mcclellan. Get those holes fixed and while you're at it, the NFL.

Readers, all two of you, there's genius and there's genius. 

Donate,

LSP

Government Shutdown - The Poetry

It is shut down now

And you weep and gnash your teeth?

The bird sings with joy.

What better way to capture the pathos, the triumph, the victory, the sheer poetry of the Government Shutdown than in verse? Perhaps the haiku says it best:

Climb aboard the bus!

But the flight is cancelled.

Yes there is a God.

And from Kid:

I love tree barks most

I love ants climbing tree barks

Scr*w the democrats.

So haunting! LL, inspired by the muse, wrote these trenchant lines:

Hillary is Satan's Valentine,

Her husband Bill takes ANYTHING that walks on two legs.

They are model Democrats.

And one reader sent this:

When the Government is all shut down 

And Jupiter aligns with Mars 

Then walls will guard the borders 

And MAGA will steer the stars.

Beautiful, isn't it. Do you have a Government Shutdown poem? Please don't be shy, send it in.

Age of Aquarius,

LSP

Build The Walls!

Yes, walls, plural. Everyone knows that a big wall on the southern border makes sense, unless you're a human trafficker, drug runner, cartel kingpin or vote hungry Democrat. But what about the threat from the North?

A Typical Northern Workers Paradise

That's right, the horde of northerners fleeing failed socialist utopias like Illinois and New Jersey or the workers paradise hell holes of cities like Baltimore and Detroit. Where are these refugees heading, to what haven? The South, of course, and who can blame them.

We Need Two Walls

Problem being, the refugees take their ideology with them, they still fly the rainbow hammer and sickle flags of their homeland. They are a threat to the Southland. This means another wall has to be built, a strong, high and beautiful wall, a wall along the Mason-Dixon line. 

Artist's Impression of Wall Amusement Park Tourist Destination

Who will pay for the wall? The booming economies of the South, and once built it'll pay for itself. Tourism, hotels, restaurants, fun parks, exotic hunting preserves, sporting clubs and more; this northern wall, like it's southern sister, will be a revenue center, handsomely rewarding farsighted initial investment. And the refugees?

A Beautiful Golden Wall!

They can return home and rebuild their shattered states or be funneled into Colorado. I know, some readers of this popular mind blog might object to the latter option so let's stick with the first.Then there's the "California Question."

That too must be addressed.

All for Dixie,

LSP

Yet More Predictions?

We're here, idly sharpening kukris and wondering at the luminescent wolf fangs found on the steps of the Compound in the half-light of dusk. 

And, of course, waiting with bated breath for the outcome of the most important elections known to peoplekind ever. Yes, ever in the history of fragile planet earth 'til now.

After tonight will we be like this?

Or like this?

Only time, gentle readers, will tell.

MAGA

What A Racist!

Racist? That's clear from the way all those white Seminole supremacists greeted the President at the White House. They loved him because he boosted their white racism, even though they're black. And look at this.

Here's Candace Owens being a white racist because she's a member of the Klan.

There is a revolution in The Black community ! Here is a clip of @RealCandaceO in front of the White House talking about the harmful Democratic Policies. We’re leaving the Plantation. #YBLS2018 #TPUSA #MAGA #Trump2020 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/LBU7qx7yVw

— Gianni Rodriguez (@GianniParris) October 27, 2018

But seriously, love the Grand Commander or hate him he's obviously not a racist, he just wants to make America great again and bring back jobs, not least to African Americans. The Democrats hate that, a lot.

So which party's racist? Hint, the Republicans freed the slaves.

#WalkAway,

LSP

Cooking With LSP Macaroni Cheese

Excuse me, what did you just say? Cooking with LSP? It sounds impossible yet there it is and here's how.

Pull out some heavy metal and melt 4 TBLs of butter in the iron, match it with the same amount of flour. Mix it up and well done, you've made a poor man's roux. Then add 2 1/2 cups of full milk, stir it in and behold the beauty of the thing, Glock optional.

Then add cheese. Grate as much as you like into the pot, your call, there's no "rule." Stir it around until you reach the desired consistency and add more cheese and milk as required. 

Also, don't forget to throw in a teaspoon of dry mustard along with salt and pepper to taste or even Worcestershire Sauce, your call. 

That done, stir away and preheat the oven to 400*. While it's firing up have a glass of wine or 10 and ponder your culinary genius.  There it is, cheese sauce, pasta and everything else, just waiting to come together in union. 

While you're at it, resist the temptation to draw parallels with the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion and throw the thing in the oven after grating some cheese on top.

Leave it in until it's getting cripsy and then take it out and eat your scoff...

Like a Warrior,

LSP

I Do Love A Fresh Beto!

It's one of life's simple pleasures, kick back with a cold can of Modelo and a delicious fried cheese beto. Lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, mayo and ketchup, all in a bun.

Yum!

Savor the moment as you bite into your beto, then wash it down with an ice cold beer and let the moment linger. A pricey sandwich at $38 million but worth every penny. 

And no, don't say it comes with F grade circus meat masquerading as BBQ, and that it's really an Irish sub pretending to be from Mexico. Ignore those rumors as just that, rumors. 

Mmmmm. Look at that delicious Beto.

Speaking of which, Ted Cruz has something like a 7 point lead on the faux Mexican, open borders, JFK reincarnate sandwich. Will Beto go the same way as Wendy "Abortion Barbie" Davis and find itself thrown into the electoral deli trashcan of unwanted novelties? Time will tell.

In the meanwhile, experts say that genius superstar MillSoc celebrity, Taylor Swift, is the satanic simulacrum of devil worshipper Anton LaVey's daughter, Zeena Schreck LaVey.

Satanic Clones

Is Taylor, notorious alt right icon, a gene clone of the high priestess of Seth and Soror Sanctissima of the Secret Areopagus?

Devil Twins

Whatever the case, Trump can't stop winning. Do you remember Chrissy Ford and Russian Collusion? No, neither do we.

Out demons out,

LSP

Taylor Swift Does it Again!

Super talented mega star and MillSoc beauty, Taylor Swift, has come out swinging against Trumpism and the GOP, accusing Marsha Blackburn, Republican Senate Candidate for Tennessee, of racism and misogyny.

The fabulously wealthy millionaire socialist took to Instagram to blast "systemic racism," boost "LGBTQ rights" and encourage people to register to vote. CNN's reported a surge of voter registration in Tennessee, the "Swift Effect."

Swift, who's world famous for genius pop hits like We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, has enjoyed iconic status in the so-called "alt right."

Will that continue, now that Swift's broken up with her legion of adoring fans by endorsing Marsha Blackburn and the Rainbow? Will Tennessee go with Swift or opt for MAGA?

Taylor Swift's net worth is $320 million, why be a poor socialist when you can be a rich one.

Tennessee, do the right thing and vote out your elite rulers.

MAGA,

LSP

JUSTICE IS SERVED

They raged, they foamed, they gushed, they gnashed, they were paid from Soros' immensely deep gilt edged pockets. And still they lost. Now they're wailing and gnashing their pointed teeth.

Tears, extended cut:#SCOTUS pic.twitter.com/7ueqJ9izX1

— Cassandra 🦇 Fairbanks (@CassandraRules) October 6, 2018

Right there on the steps of the Capitol which, notoriously, they don't control anymore. Sorry, Libs, you lost and lost hard. And keep it up, your despicable skulduggery, to say nothing of malfeasance, awakened the MAGA base.

So watch out for that fabled blue wave in the midterms. Whatever, Kavanaugh did well and went through hell to do it. Good work.

More liberal tears, please.

MAGA,

LSP

When Did The Left Start Scorning The Workers?

Do you remember the left, the old Left which used to be all for the working class and getting them a better deal against their Moloch loving oppressors. Sure you do, it was all about organized labor and a just wage.

Then everything changed. They stopped caring about workers and switched focus to bathrooms, sex changes, virtue signalling identity politics and rainbow riding, all the while pushing for open borders and an unrestricted influx of dirt-cheap unskilled labor into the US.

Who stands to benefit from the millions of immigrants crossing the Rio Grande? Existing American workers? Hardly, their wages get slashed. So do the math. Someone, and it's not the labor force, is making money. Let's put it a different way.

This rural Texan town used to rely on cotton. Cotton was king and made people minor fortunes while employing a lot of workers; this town was 20,000 strong in the 1920s, now it's 7,000. What went wrong? 

The cotton industry went to India and there was nothing to replace it. The people that owned the business made a lot of money and continue to do so, the people left behind, not so much.

It's a small lesson in open borders and you'd think that the champions of the working class, the Left, would be up in arms about it. But no, they're all in favor of unchecked immigration, globalization and the de facto cheapening of labor.

For them, fighting for the oppressed means attacking binary sexuality and pushing for transsexual sex-ed in kindergartens. All the while unemployed coal miners live on welfare in shacks in West Virginia. 

The American working class, living in its asset stripped rust belts saw through this and voted for Trump; at least he promised he'd shift heaven and earth to bring back jobs and industry. Will he and is the project even possible?

Who knows, but what we do know is that the Left hates this project and will do anything in its power to stop it.

My question is, when did they start to hate the working class?

Cheers,

LSP

CPL Circus Freakshow

Have you ever seen anything like it? The President nominates a straight-arrow-as-you-like man for SCOTUS and the left goes crazy ape berserk, to the extent of madness. 

We heard the screaming, we saw the Handmaids Tale cozplay and we've watched in amazement as one after another apparent victim of Kavanaugh's sexual abuse is brought into the spotlight by none other than Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels' creepy porn lawyer.

None of the self-proclaimed victims have any evidence, at all, but so what, the Dems are desperate. Who cares if Swetnick has a massive lien, went to weird singles balls and was in college while she was hanging out at multiple train rape high school parties.

Like, who cares if Ford's yearbooks reveal her to be a boozehound, blackout, teenage sex drunk? 

Hey, I don't judge but Dems, you're not doing your cause any favors. Speaking of which, Michael Avenatti, creepy porn lawyer, is thinking of throwing his two tone suit into the 2020 race. That's if 4 chan doesn't get him first; remember Shia?

Whatever, here's a silver lining. Avenatti 2020.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Assault And Battery White Wolf Remix

This one's for the White Wolf Mine and LL. I won't won't comment further except to say that a RAMPART needs a TOWER and we're all looking forward to the PLANE, which is important.

Fields of Fire and lock her up,

LSP

Won't Back Down

Remember the way China charges loads of money on US firms importing to China and we don't? China protects its economy with tariffs, unlike us, so all our industry went to China.

What did that leave us? Everyone living on welfare and loving the decaying slum of our inner city hellholes, while the tasseled loafer brigade laughed all the way to the bank and the nearest NWO approved country club.

Trump said he'd reverse this iniquity and all the people who'd been asset-stripped to hell and back voted in favor. The crew of elitists getting rich off the stripping didn't see it coming, they thought the working men and women they'd shafted were too stupid to get it. Big mistake.

Trump's working to reverse the equation and re-industrialize America, i.e. get us back to actually making things so ordinary people can make a living. That means putting an end to our trading partners' unfair advantage.

Here's Steve Bannon via Zero:

Our factories got shipped out of here. Wall Street made a fortune. The private equity made a fortune. Right now President Trump’s focus is on stopping it.

Read the whole thing here and rock on MAGA.

And don't back down,

LSP

Lighten Up LSP!

Hey, lighten up LSP, said one of the very few people who bother to read this inconsequential kebob stand on the information super highway. I took their advice and went fishing.

Would they bite? Good question. With that in mind I challenged the piscine adversary with topwater lures. Cast, wait, twitch, retrieve. If you're good at it you'll break into the predatory rhythm of the Bass  and catch bucket loads, but I'm impatient.

Still, one voracious Bass couldn't resist the clicking, rattling, twitching, shining lure and surged onto the enemy like a Russian submarine going down the Potomac. BOOM! Great result.

A few more strikes and clouds started rolling in because, despite the best efforts of the Anglican Communion, the climate had changed and it started to rain. 

Random Helpful Infographic

It was time for Mass too, and that's exactly what happened.

Mind how you go,

LSP