Sunday, May 12, 2024

Rain - A Sunday Sermon


How it Started - Simple Demonic Narcissist

It's raining here in Central Texas, which I find tremendously exciting, unlike Madonna. Speaking of which, a pal once told me, "I was at this party in New York and there was Madonna, so I went up to her and said, 'Hi, I'm Alison, what's your name?'" Whereupon the super genius, multimillionaire limo lib turned 'round and hissed, like a rich snake demon, "I'm Madonna, MADONNA!" Make of that what you will.

How it's Going

In other news, it continues to rain and smart Texans are going long boats, understanding that our part of this great once constitutional republic will soon become a vast inland sea. River taxis, anyone? Riverine aside, you may have noticed someone called Bambie Thug, from London/Ireland, won a non-binary award at Eurovision.

I know, we think Eurovision and think Abba or something equally Euro, but the thing's moved on and's now inhabited by demonic satanists, like Bambie Thug. Here she is:

Well look at this, Bambie Thug Demon Witch

Switzerland's entry also featured a demoniac. Have a look at They/Them:

What a Pretty Frock. Keen-Eyed Readers Will Remember "For We Are Legion"

Smart people are asking the exorcist community to have at it and we agree, but word to the wise, use Latin. The devil hates and fears that, not unlike an English schoolboy, and exorcists tell me it works, quite unlike the Vat II vernacular rubbish pablum.

That in mind, do we need a cultural exorcism, on a big scale? I'd argue yes, because we're clearly afflicted, at the macro level, by demons. You'll remember Legion's pronouns were *they/them and that Baphomet's famously trans.

 Hope you enjoyed this short homily and here's the application:

It's all a larf 'til you wake up and a demon's gnawing on your buddy's inner thigh.

Out Demons Out,



LindaG said...

I don't watch award shows. Of any kind.
Had not heard of what's her name.
Good that Revival is coming to the whole world!
Thank you, Heavenly Father.

You all be safe and God bless.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

I don't understand any of this and, as a free man, I don't need to understand.

LSP said...

Stand well clear, Mr. WSF.

LSP said...

Bless you, Linda.

Wild, wild west said...

Yeah, I know we aren't supposed to judge and all but sometimes the human memes just write themselves amirite?

LSP said...

It's right off-hook, Wild.

Throw a dart at the wall and get a story.

Beans said...


Screw the flammenwerfer, BRING ME THE NEUTRON BOMB!!!

LSP said...

Right on, Beans, we have to get serious about this.