Friday, June 29, 2018

Check Your Privilege

There was a time when this simple mind blog was all about shooting and riding, fishing hardly ever got a look-in. That's because I hardly ever fished. Then everything changed.

Perhaps it was the cost, cheaper than bullets, perhaps it was making up for lost time or maybe it was the sheer, addictive, primal thrill of the drag playing out as some leviathan hits your line. And hey, they're all monsters when your setup's light.

Leviathan Hybrid

Today was no exception, 100* heat at a mystery lake in North Central Texas, and the temperature's no obstacle. Out goes the line, a perch rig, thank you very much. And sure enough, it caught a few Bluegill, some the size of dinner plates.


It also caught a monster mudcat, which fought like the force of nature it was. Massive fish on a light hookup, big fight. All of this to say nothing of a largemouth bass and its massive hybrid cousin.

Decent Little Largemouth

Great fun; good work, perch rig. And with yet another encounter with the piscine adversary it was time to head for home and the Compound.


Did I check my privilege? Oh yes, every step of the way.

Fish on,


Thursday, June 28, 2018

Civil War

The left, in a fit of perpetual fauxtrage is calling for a civil war. At least that's the rhetoric and the reality runs to kicking people out of restaurants in ferocious displays of virtue signalling and bizarre attempts at rabble rousing by octoganerian crones. Risible.

But what if the fauxtragistes had their way and actually started a revolution. You know, a shooting war to make every bathroom trans friendly, all starting with assassinating the president, which is what they're threatening. 

If that happens, Mike Pence will become President, the "religious Terminator." Here's Wictor:

What will Pence, the Religious Terminator, do as President in the face of an insurrection? Perhaps the LA riots are instructional.

According to Wictor, we dodged a bullet.

Take out the trash, there's a lot people in America that voted for that and the left might want to think about how this'd look if it came down to it.

I'll leave you with a video.




As all the world knows, Justice Anthony Kennedy's resigned from the Supreme Court, leaving the way open for another Trump appointment.

And lib heads are fragmenting into spaceborne shards of enraged impotence at the spectacle of SCOTUS being pushed potentially forever beyond their degenerate culturally Marxist grasp.

Sorry, Frankfort School, you lose this round. And nearly forgot, does anyone remember THE CHILDREN fauxtrage, no? Neither do we.


Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Peter Fonda, Adrenochrome Junkie?

Disturbing evidence suggests that legendary film star, millionaire socialist and motorcycle legend, Peter Fonda, may be suffering from Adrenochrome addiction.

Fonda, while allegedly high on Adrenochrome, attacked Barron Trump in a pituitary haze of aggression stating, "rip Barron Trump from his mother's arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles."

Ripped On Adrenochrome

After he'd come down from his Adrenochrome rush, Fonda admitted that he may have gone "too far" by saying that 12 year old Barron Trump should be ripped from the arms of his mother and put in a cage with pedophiles.

Fonda's Adrenochrome fueled rants prompted Barron's mother, America's popular and glamorous First Lady, to call the Secret Service and put the aging film star on a list of "domestic terrorists."

Melania Scorns Adrenochrome Junkies

Medical studies report that Adrenochrome triggers "psychotic reactions such as thought disorder, derealization, and euphoria.

Wigged Out

The elite, sought after drug is harvested in vivo from the adrenal gland of living humans, or by oxidizing epinephrine. Users typically exhibit fits of psychotic, violent, irrational rage.

Get better, Peter!


Burn Ban Fishing

There's a burn ban in effect because even a spark, just one tiny spark might well be sufficient to set the air itself ablaze. No foolin', it's hot, like an oven.

With that in mind, it made sense to head off to the water where it's marginally cooler. And who knows, maybe even catch some fish if they weren't suffering from heatstroke.

Simon Weisenthal

I cast off into the furnace expecting nothing. Perhaps it's a character flaw; worst case the scenario and be happily surprised as opposed to hideously let down. Whatever, the line was out and there I was, waiting for fish.

"Nothin's biting, man," said the resident gap-toothed fish head, and he'd know. All he does, every day, is fish, right from the spot I was on. I looked him straight in eyes of his neon orange sunglasses and grinned. Out whirred the line.


Tug, thump, hookset! Out came a small fighting perch. Hey, nothing shabby when you're expecting exactly nothing. Then out came another and another; I started a game, how many Bluegill can you catch with the smallest fraction of worm. Lots, as it turned out.

Then, halfway through this childish exercise, KABOOM, something hit the hook like Simon Weisenthal on the trail of Mengele. Rod double, drag out, I thought I'd caught a cat. But no, after a few minutes of fight I saw a carp, a massive, monster, outrageous carp.

Ye Gods

We fought for ages, huge great fish on a light bass setup and make no mistake, the Leviathan Carp pulled every trick in the book. But, like Strozk's lies, it didn't work, the carp came in and was brought to account.

So what's the verdict? A heckuvva fish to catch, fight and land, no doubt about it, but bass offer more ferocity and so do gar. Carp don't leap, thrash and run with the same hectic frenzy; still, they fight like a force of nature, which in a sense they are.

Gar! Note Line...

Whatever the case, they all went back to fight again another day.

Fish on,


Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Travel Ban!

Lib heads are exploding all over the planet because the US Supreme Court's OK'd President Trump's travel ban on 5, yes, 5, Muslim countries.

Muslim terrorists from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria and Yemen aren't allowed free access to America  so that they can blow it up, and libs are enraged.

Racism! they exclaim as their heads burst all over their NYT muesli. Really? Since when was Islam a race and what's wrong with barring people with a governing ideology, Islam , which wants to destroy your country, from moving into your country.

The only problem here is that the ban doesn't go far enough. Let's see Saudi, Qatar, Pakistan, Egypt, Turkey, Iran and all the rest banned from exporting their head chopping savagery. 

Sorry, Mullahs, NWO globalists, Illuminati and sycophantic MillSoc libs, we're not going to submit.

And if you want a house of war, bring it on.

Deus Vult,


Lynch Goes MAGA?

Has a member of the Hollywood elite broken ranks ranks and gone MAGA? Well, kind of. 

David Lynch, of Twin Peaks fame has gone on the record saying that Trump could go down as one of the "greatest presidents in history," although he identifies as a libertarian.

A Typical Trump Snow Globe

“[Trump] could go down as one of the greatest presidents in history," stated Lynch, "because he has disrupted the thing so much. No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.”

Twin Peaks

Lynch went on to tell the Guardian that the current crop of US leaders were like "children" who "couldn't get anything done."

“Our so-called leaders can’t take the country forward, can’t get anything done. Like children, they are. Trump has shown all this.”


Like children, deranged, low IQ children? Surely not.



Monday, June 25, 2018

The Alien Invasion

Lord of the Flies

There's business. Is Bezos even a human name?


What about Zuckerberg. A tiny ET with big Alien ambition?

Space Alien

Or Strzok. Now that's hardly a human name, is it.


Then there's the media. Is Rachel Maddow a hybrid?

The Red Cuck

And are the aliens thrashing in reptilian rage at MAGA thwarting their plans for global domination? Don't say Red Cuck  Restaurant.

Good Heavens

Are space aliens taking over? You be the judge,


Sunday, June 24, 2018


Shocking new research suggests that US transsexuals weren't "born that way" but are victims of a sinister experiment by space aliens, the "Greys", to alter human DNA. 

According to one UK based paranormal expert, A. DelGarde, the current wave of American transsexualism is the result of 20 years of alien abduction.

"The notorious grey aliens are, on the whole, devoid of gender," stated DelGarde, "but were in the 1990s interfering with humans because of some peculiar reproductive agenda of their own. Within its own frame of reference this would explain why aliens after human spermatozoa didn’t just covertly raid a sperm bank rather than target men in California, Austin and the Midwest."

DelGarde and other experts believe we are now seeing the results of alien experimentation.

"So, after twenty years of alien hybrids and experimentation, their Midwich Cuckoos are growing up - we are now seeing the consequences of alien interference with human DNA. 

"In the words of a colleague, 'Given that some estimates say that up to 3 million Americans may have been abducted by aliens, it could explain what's occurring over the Pond'."

Others aren't so sure. Singer songwriter superstar, Lady GagGa, Presidential hopeful Joe Biden and the Episcopal Church believe that gender's a construct, that being a man or a woman is the result of brain waves rather than biology or experimentation by space aliens.

So what's it to be. Are transsexuals the sad victims of alien abduction or a victory of mind over matter?

You, discerning reader, be the judge.


Friday, June 22, 2018


Do you feel concussed, worn out, weary, fatigued, irascible, ready to snap at any moment? Yes? That's because you're suffering from the debilitating effects of Traumatic Fauxtrage Stress Disorder (TFSD), or "Faux Shock."

TFSD's brought on by relentless barrages of fauxtrage, shrieking cacophanies of faked-up, hysterical moral indignation, pouring down on you like a Stalin Organ in full flood. And it's constant.

A Typical Stalin Pants Organ

Do you remember the faux civil rights movement, Black Lives Matter, and their phony hysteria when thugs got shot by the cops? And the Statues! Cue another salvo from the faux Katyusha. It's all forgotten now but such is the nature of fauxtrage, it's vicious but short lived.

A Typical Katyusha

Then there was the great feminist Grab 'Em Fauxtrage of 2016, quite the barrage, only to be replaced by the foaming-at-the-mouth, Cold War frenzy of Russia hacked the election. Thanks a lot, Putin, for destroying our democracy and putting your spy in the Whitehouse.

Stormy The Prostitute

But that got boring because there wasn't, like, you know, any proof. So the rolling thunder of hysteria moved on to Stormy The Prostitute. Outrage. Sorry, fauxtrage, and it too fizzled like a malfunctioning Soviet rocket. Hunh, fail, back to the drawing board and don't mention Bill Clinton.

Now it's The Children. Trump is a racist, unchristian, child hating, Nazi monster for enacting inhuman, fascist immigration laws. Rockets fire! But, dammit, the laws were put in place by other presidents, and while we're at it, since when did the Planned Parenthood left ever care about children?

A Millionaire Socialist

As in MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) Peter Fonda, who told social media and the world that 12 year Barron Trump should be "put in a cage with pedophiles." And we won't talk about the millions sacrificed by MillSoc Cecile Richards to demonic Moloch.

So stay tuned, as this latest blast of hysterical anger fizzles away to nothing and's replaced by another frenzied salvo of leftist fauxtrage. But while we're waiting for the faux shock and awe of the next assault, consider this.


The presenting causes of fauxtrage are transparently fake but the anger isn't. The dustbin of history BLM, Statues, Grab 'Em, Russian Collusion, Stormy The Prostitute, Children, all these and more are simply signs or channels.


I'd argue bogus ones at that, but nonetheless emblems of a real inner and spiritual anger. Of an incohate, nihilist rage that seizes on the nearest available thing, no matter how flimsy, to find expression.

Now that's something to fight.

Fish on,


Catch The Cat

Well done, kid!

That is a monster.

You have now officially passed the catfish test. On a light rod too, which adds to the glory.

Fish on,