Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Peter Fonda, Adrenochrome Junkie?

Disturbing evidence suggests that legendary film star, millionaire socialist and motorcycle legend, Peter Fonda, may be suffering from Adrenochrome addiction.

Fonda, while allegedly high on Adrenochrome, attacked Barron Trump in a pituitary haze of aggression stating, "rip Barron Trump from his mother's arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles."

Ripped On Adrenochrome

After he'd come down from his Adrenochrome rush, Fonda admitted that he may have gone "too far" by saying that 12 year old Barron Trump should be ripped from the arms of his mother and put in a cage with pedophiles.

Fonda's Adrenochrome fueled rants prompted Barron's mother, America's popular and glamorous First Lady, to call the Secret Service and put the aging film star on a list of "domestic terrorists."

Melania Scorns Adrenochrome Junkies

Medical studies report that Adrenochrome triggers "psychotic reactions such as thought disorder, derealization, and euphoria.

Wigged Out

The elite, sought after drug is harvested in vivo from the adrenal gland of living humans, or by oxidizing epinephrine. Users typically exhibit fits of psychotic, violent, irrational rage.

Get better, Peter!



Jim said...

Regardless of the addiction, there is no excuse for that behavior. What is wrong with his generation of Fondas?

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Who would have thought that Jane was the sane one in the family?

LSP said...

I'm not sure, Jim.

Has cultural marxism driven them insane, are they ripped on Adrenochrome, has Satan stolen their minds?

Perhaps all of the above?

LSP said...

Weird, isn't it, Infidel. Mind you, I've always enjoyed Barbarella.

LL said...

He needs to be locked up for his own good and for his own safety. You could put him in a cell with Weiner.

LSP said...

And not before time, LL. What happened to the laptop?