Is Phil Lesh King Of The Dorks?

Pretty Dorky Right From The Get Go!

It started off suspicious and weird, in the '60s. The Dead were cooking off in San Francisco, putting out their version of rock 'n roll, all very cool. 

Dorky? Yes, Very

But there was a fly in the ointment, an issue, something not quite right. Yes, you guessed it, Phil Lesh, the notoriously dorky bassist for the Grateful Dead.

Well That's Straight

Even before Bob Weir started wearing shorts, Lesh was acting weird and stupid, copying Jerry's guitar and wearing tie die t shirts.

Not Dorky At All

Everyone put up with him because Jerry was cool and Phil was, you know, doing his own thing. But that didn't make Lesh less dorky, far from it, he doubled down.

Truly This Man Was The King of Dorks

Today, Phil Lesh is famous for giving Christine Fraud $10k. Does that cement his title as King of the Dorks? You, the reader, be the judge.

Reckoning,

LSP

Peter Fonda, Adrenochrome Junkie?

Disturbing evidence suggests that legendary film star, millionaire socialist and motorcycle legend, Peter Fonda, may be suffering from Adrenochrome addiction.

Fonda, while allegedly high on Adrenochrome, attacked Barron Trump in a pituitary haze of aggression stating, "rip Barron Trump from his mother's arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles."

Ripped On Adrenochrome

After he'd come down from his Adrenochrome rush, Fonda admitted that he may have gone "too far" by saying that 12 year old Barron Trump should be ripped from the arms of his mother and put in a cage with pedophiles.

Fonda's Adrenochrome fueled rants prompted Barron's mother, America's popular and glamorous First Lady, to call the Secret Service and put the aging film star on a list of "domestic terrorists."

Melania Scorns Adrenochrome Junkies

Medical studies report that Adrenochrome triggers "psychotic reactions such as thought disorder, derealization, and euphoria.

Wigged Out

The elite, sought after drug is harvested in vivo from the adrenal gland of living humans, or by oxidizing epinephrine. Users typically exhibit fits of psychotic, violent, irrational rage.

Get better, Peter!

LSP