Lone Star Parson
God, Guns, Church & Country Life in Texas & Anything Else I Care to Think of.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Solar Power
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
So What's It All About?
What's it all about? Good question. First order of business, get a haircut, hippie, and then? Well, everything seems a bit of a mess, to put it mildly. So here's my vastly sought after prescription:
The people who built the culture we live in, with all its values and achievements, and the ethical code we take for granted as somehow "given," isn't. No, the culture you take for granted comes from its cult, which is catholic Christianity.
No fooling. Get rid of that, which we've done, especially in Euro/Brit Rainbow Utopia, and the net result is cashing checks on our civilizational deposit without putting cash back in. Witness the abhorrent result, which is only beginning to rear its demonically hideous head. Abortion at birth anyone, and don't say Lindsay Clancy.
Is there a way out of this? I'd say the answer is clear. Return to the Faith which built our countries, land and way of life, our civilization. This is our bedrock, the foundation on which everything stands. Call it a Reconquista if you like, or a crusade, but however named it has to happen.
In the meanwhile, nooses up and down the Mall?
Your Old Pal,
LSP
Nativity Of The Blessed Virgin Mary
Some people think the Blessed Ever Virgin Mary's a dead Roman Catholic or, even worse, a pagan idol. No, she's not, she's the Mother of God. Reflect on that. In the meanwhile, El Senor's honored the Empress of the Americas and Queen of Victories:
Can you imagine the loathsome, faked up, stilted, faux rhetorician Obama doing such a thing? Or Clinton, Bushx2, Biden and all the rest of them. No, of course you can't, it's unthinkable. Yet here we are and about time. An actual US President, perhaps the most important figurehead in the world, honoring the Virgin Mother of our Savior. Wow.
Keen-eyed observers of the perennial battle between good and evil will note that the Moslem siege of Malta was lifted on this day in 1565. Hail the Knights of Malta! Valiant knights! Brave defenders of Christendom, who drove the Sea Jihad away from their shores, and did so under the powerful protection of Our Lady, Queen of Victories. A mere 6 years later the Virgin would strike again, smashing a Jihadic fleet at Lepanto. Some of you will recall that she crushes the serpent under heel.
Do you think that the Mother of God herself, the very person who gave birth to the Savior, will abandon us, her son's faithful people? If so, think again.
Ave,
LSP
PS. By way of footnote on this intriguing post, I happen to know that a chaplain to the Knights of Malta is granted the rare privilege of being able to celebrate the Mass on the shield of a knight in the field of battle.
PPS. How would I, a lowly Texan parson, know such a thing? Well, there you have it. SMOM forever.
Monday, September 7, 2026
Why Do They All Sound Like Fast-Food Slop?
Have you noticed? Beto, some kind of faux Mex sandwich, Kassich, "I'll have a side of that, hold the mayo," and now Talarico. Yet another fast food cognomen. "Hey, two Betos, a Kassisch on the side and a Talerico, add salsa." Pause, "Is that all, sir?"
Horrifying, isn't it, and dear Lord, maybe the plan's all about distracting you from their mountebank level socialism; disregard that as you focus on their revolting fast food possibility. Something like that. But to what end? Beto, remember that fake Mex sammich? It failed trust fund dismally, οἴμοι, all that massive going to socialist waste! Oh well. Maybe the revolting Talarico's gonna do better.
Who knows, maybe he will, maybe an Italian deli brand in Austin or Bishop Arts Dallas cuts it, maybe so. But I doubt it, c'mon, Democrats, you gotta do better than this fake fast food rubbish if you want turn the state rainbow blue.
Always,
LSP
Virgen de Guadalupe
Sunday, September 6, 2026
AfD
Looks like Germany doesn't want open border Cultural Marxism. And why would they, who wants to be ruled by a gang of nihilist, Frankfort School Commies? Heil Alice Weidel. In the meanwhile, here's a marching song:
The Day Of Worship
You know, dear friends, there was a time, just a few decades ago, when I would've thought anything less than an 8' stone Altar topped by a polychrome etc Reredos would've been infra dig, unworthy of my ecclesial sensibilities. O foolish priest! But hey, I was very young and wanted all the outward and visible signs of full-blown, triumphant catholicism, albeit within the Anglican thing and albeit without much of the inward and spiritual grace of the thing. OK, I was a kid and exceptionally foolish, that was me then.
Fast forward to today, and almost 20 years serving mission churches in North Central Texas. No stone Altars, no polychrome, no beautiful polyphony, at least not yet, and there you are. But are the people believing? Yes, they are, most deliberate in their faith. Are there guitar playing nuns and liturgical dancers amongst them? No, there are not. Are there Lesbyterian Priestesses cavorting amongst us? No, that's a negative, and you know what? I feel blessed to serve these people.
That in mind, we celebrated the Mass this morning at two country missions and united ourselves with the all sufficient sacrifice of Christ. Think on that, it's no small thing. Were the altars made of stone? Were they adorned by late medieval art in all its gothic Christian glory? No, they were not. It was simple stuff, Said Mass with hymns, oriented to be sure, and celebrated in reverential order, but simple. The Old Rite, if you like, met the country, which is where we are
And guess what? The Country likes it. That in mind, you can have all manner of fancy architecture, I wish I had some, but there's no substitute for the Faith once delivered by Christ to the Apostles. You will have noticed that all those Churches which have swapped this out for the spirit of the age, the wretched zeitgeist, are dying regardless of aesthetics and cash
Good riddance to them, they're apostate clowns. Those other churches, however humble, which remain true to the Faith are not dying, and that applied to us today, right here in the bucolic haven of NC Texas.
There's a moral in this, should you care to draw it.
Keep The Faith,
LSP
Saturday, September 5, 2026
The Eve Of Worship
Some years ago a bishop from England made it down from his guest room to downstairs Dallas HQ, it was Sunday, and asked Ma LSP and myself, "Have you two even been to Mass?" Of course we had and I forget what happened next, probably some kind of lunch. That in mind, here we are on the eve of worship, getting ready to ascend the Altar of God tomorrow, no small thing, almost unbearably brilliant if you dare think on it for a second. By way of preparation, here's this, from Austin Farrer's Crown of the Year:
ST FRANCIS DE SALES says that it is a special sign of God’s goodness that he actually commands us to love him. It is wonderful enough if he permits us to love him; a few brave spirits might avail themselves of due permission. It is still more wonderful if he invites us to love him the responsive and the generous might answer the invitation. But he commands us to love him, because he will have us all to do so. He will not be deprived of any man's love. Nor will he be deprived of any part of our love, for he commands us not merely to love him, but to love him with all our heart, soul, mind, and strength. The love of God holds out two hands to catch and take us: one is the commandment that we should love, the other is the act of his own love in the sacrifice of Jesus. He does not mean that we should escape him; see, he has taken us between his two hands.
Love, the purifying, incandescent fire of divine love, that's what we're preparing to meet in our worship tomorrow. Are we ready? Not by a long shot, but thank God that his grace precedes us and grants the increase.
Put simply -- go to Mass, ye heathen, and worship God. If you can't, make your spiritual communion. It's important, like immortal soul important.
Your Pal,
LSP
Friday, September 4, 2026
Sea Of Joy
PS. Cut your hair, you wastrels. Not joking, though I like Mr Winwood.
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Get Out And Fish On Opening Day - Ahem
I know, I know, it's Opening Day but the birds didn't seem to be flying and there was an invite on the phone to fish a new place, nice. You know the drill, put a couple of rods in the truck, head down the road to the country and have at it.
We found ourselves by a good sized pond, fed by a couple of small streams, and cast off in search of bass. Good call, before you could say "tight lines" they were biting in the shallows; fierce, voracious young fish and everyone was was catching, result.
After a while the bite died down and I swapped out a psychedelic green lure for worms. Lo and behold, up came several blue gill and a junior catfish, not shabby at all, and for a while it was every cast a fish. I love that, but it slowed down again and we were getting ready to call it a day when something big hit young C's blue, sparkly, rubber worm thing, fished deep. Turned out to be a serious catfish, easily the best catch of the day. Well done, young man!
So that was that, great fun. As we were driving back to my church friend's place, I learned that one of the families who settled the area back in the 1850s/60s(?) still lived on their land, which they most very sensibly hadn't sold off, ahem, word to the wise.
Wisdom aside, their original cabin is still in place, on a bluff, not so very far from where we were fishing. "Do not leave this cabin while I'm gone," said the patriarch to his wife or daughter. She did, and was scalped by Comanches, who were active in the county.
Imagine what it took to settle Texas. It was no small thing, and people from Europe and the UK, perhaps CONUS too, have this "Yee-Haw" comedy cowboy view of our state. Fair enough, cinematic PR has its place, but the reality's different. Those people were tough as nails and that's not gone; friendly with it, mind you.
Fish on,
LSP
Monday, August 31, 2026
Monday Regroup
After various chores, which included a trip to heavily tattooed Walmart, I picked up an handheld computing device and dialed LL:
"I say, Colonel, are you ready for the Burning Man muster?" He held back, non-plussed, "I don't want to hang with dirty hippies, even if they are rich." I thought about this and replied, "But you do understand we shall be charging them, as in cavalry charge, starting off at one end of the Playa and ending at another. Command leading, I trust you're part of our forward echelon?"
I needn't have asked, "Of course I'm in, but we need a dog pack to harry the hippies." A "dog pack"? What did this mean, war dogs?!? Yes, a solid 10,000 dogs, brigade strength, unleashed on rich, Bay Area rainbow hippies after drone swarms have done their worst. Picture the snarling fury.
Imagine, drones attack, dogs attack, a ferocious brigade of them, then Cav sweeps in and destroys an enemy in disarray. "Are you part of this, Horse Sarn't Major?" Affirmative. In fairness, it was an easy bet, not that I'm a betting man, go on and visit the monkey, eh?
See you all at the muster,
LSP
PS. Provide your own mounts.
Sunday, August 30, 2026
Rebel Yell
The Rebel Yell struck fear into the hearts of outmaneuvered Yankees, yes, but what did it sound like? This short video from the Smithsonian offers a clue:
It sounds like a... like a... game call. You'll note, too, how much more civilized in speech and demeanor we were before progress, aka Marxism, took its toll. The same thing, absent game call, holds true for Great Britain, see Elizabeth II who spoke as she should. I won't go on, but what a video, well done those men.
On topic, a visitor turned up at one of the Missions today, with Deo Vindice emblazoned on the back of his rig. He felt warmly welcomed, you may be assured of that.
DV,
LSP
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