We present to you Two Tier Keir, 2TK, the most unpopular Prime Minister in the history of history. Even the repellent Guardian admits it.
Poltroon
Knave Traitor.
Mountebank, fraud and grifter.
2TK's worth an estimated nifty £7-13 million. Not Socialist shabby, at least by UK standards. That in mind, Keir's dad was a toolmaker and a member of the industrial working class 2TK appears to despise. Maybe he hated his father which is why he's busy replacing him with Moslems.
If you can see a way the Left's import the Jihad savage vote into an island the size of a shoebox won't end in trouble, feel free to describe it.
Your Friend,
LSP
PS. OK, I own up, this shallow ephemera was simply an excuse to deploy "Poltroon", "Knave", "Mountebank" in one post. Apt, eh? OK, we missed "Buffoon" and "Chagos." Next time.
Hail St. Patrick, apostle of the heathen Irish, and that they were. You're familiar with his history, taken into captivity by Irish slavers raiding late Roman Britain, and how by the grace of God working on extraordinary asceticism he converted that pagan nation. We might pray for Patrick to clear out our present den of snakes, d'ye not think?
Almighty and everlasting God, who didst call thy servant Patrick to preach the Gospel: Raise up, we beseech thee, in this and every land evangelists and heralds of thy kingdom, that thy Church may proclaim the unsearchable riches of our Savior Jesus Christ; who liveth and reigneth with thee, in the unity of the Holy Ghost, ever one God, world without end. Amen.
Patrick, holy saint, please clear out the den of vipers who belovedly rule over us. Please end this tyranny of snakes.
Panzerbattalion 14 has graduated some new recruits, well done those men. But what's with the little guy on the left? DEI must be driven from our institutions at every level. Maybe the photo looks better in black and white, have a look:
Just remember this, my dear friends, history may not repeat but it does rhyme. Likewise, everything the Left does produces the exact opposite of its intended effect. Remember that, it's like an axiom.
And everything rainbow grifting else. But no wonder Gavin's grinning, he's worth a nifty socialist $30 million, which ain't shabby, even for a Democrat. Massive piles of corrupt cash notwithstanding, do you remember when enterprising Gavin spoke to a group of African Americans the other day and told them, “I’m no better than you. You know, I’m a 960 SAT guy… you’ve never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech.”
Apparently Gavin's listeners are no more capable of reading than their Governor, so it's a very good thing neither have to show an ID to vote. They're too dumb, you see.
The Empire didn't die without some kind of fight, at least in the Crater, where Col. Mad Mitch and the Southern and Argyll Highlanders aggressively reclaimed a part of Aden overtaken by Islamo-Marxist terrorists. I remember being inspired by him as a boy in the '70s and am so today. Here's a short infovideo:
Mitch was remarkable, I'd say, and was of course sold down the river by Whitehall. That retreat's been longstanding and's now reached the UK itself, where suicidal empathy and cultural surrender's reached pyramid peak. Will the UK's latent Colonel Mitch stand up and address the rot?
Good question. Many think it'll take a serious crisis to bring the issue to a head, as in running out of cash to pay all those imported Moslem votes. At that point, violent men will start to move, and we may hope that there's people like Mitch in their midst.
For what little it's worth, I believe there are and that they'll come to the fore in the years ahead. To that point, you'll be totally unsurprised to know the UK's essentially dismantled its armed forces. Surely the Uniparty cabal of profiteering rainbow grifters isn't afraid of kinetic patriots.
By the way, the UK disbanded the Southern & Argyll Highlanders in 2006, because of course they did.
Yes, Two Tier Kier (2TK), we're looking at you and your gang of student union adolescents masquerading as MPs in what was once the most powerful country of the world, but not anymore, thanks to faddist Leftist buffoonery.
The once great UK has the highest energy prices in the developed world; good work, Uniparty Net Zero malfeasance. The Navy which once ruled the seas feels lucky, now, to deploy one, just one, destroyer to defend national interest in Cyprus. National heroes on banknotes, like Wellington and Churchill, are being replaced by badgers. Hereditary peers in the House of Lords? Abolished, to be replaced by grifters, bagmen and opportunists. And some Moslem, bizarrely placed over state education, demands British schools kow-tow to sharia law, as does Parliament.
Oh, and lest we forget. If you, the non-compliant serf dares to object to the rainbow tyranny of your beloved rulers you'll be fired from your job and sent to gaol after a 2 am wake up call by the diversity police. Don't you dare criticize Islam, BritSerfs. But here's the thing. Moslems make up around 7% of the UK's population, not a huge number, though way too much. But that in mind, why are the people leading this erstwhile great nation pandering to such a small percentage of culture destroyers?
Because they actively hate your culture, I know this, and they want the votes of the people who will bring it down. You can parse it a different way: our beloved rulers want to replace their indigenous people with low IQ savage serfs and rule in gated communities over the wreck of it.
You know what? I'd say there's a significant part of UK and US culture worth preserving. There's also a pedo cannibal satanist aspect that needs purging.
Have you heard of August von Mackensen, the "Last Hussar"? Born in 1849 in Saxony, the young Mackensen volunteered to serve in the Prussian 2nd Life Hussar regiment and fought in the Franco Prussian war where he was promoted to 2nd Lieutenant and awarded the Iron Cross.
Thanks, perhaps, to a fortunate marriage, he was appointed to the General Staff and found favor with the Kaiser who gave him command of the 1st Life Hussars and went on to make him his personal adjutant, no small honor.
In 1914, Mackensen commanded the XVII Army Corps and led his men aggressively in a number of offensives, including the battles of Tannenberg, Gumbinnen and the First Battle of the Masurian Lakes; he was 65. In 1915 he commanded the German Eleventh Army, which achieved a spectacular victory over the Russians in the Gorlice-Tarnow offensive.
After the war, and now a highly decorated Field Marshall, von Mackensen retired from the army while unsurprisingly supporting monarchist and nationalist causes. This spread over into initial public support for the NSDAP, but reality broke in upon the old warrior. Per the appalling Wikipedia, Mackensen wrote to then Generaloberst Walther von Brauchitsch in 1940:
As a man becomes older, he has to watch carefully that age has not reduced his creativity. After reaching the age of 90, I have decided not to involve myself any longer with matters that are not concerned with my private life. However, I am still the most senior German officer. Many turn to me, sometimes with wishes but more often with their concerns.
During these weeks, our concern is with the spirit of our unique and successful Army. The concern results from the crimes committed in Poland, looting and murder that take place before the eyes of our troops, who appear unable to put an end to them. An apparent indifference has serious consequences for the morale of our soldiers, and it is damaging to the esteem of our Army and our whole nation.
I am sure that you are aware of these events and that you certainly condemn them. These lines intend to convey my daily growing concern at the reports that constantly reach me, and I have to ask you to take up this matter with the highest authority. The messages I receive are so numerous, many come from high ranking persons and from witnesses. As the most senior officer, I cannot keep them to myself. In transmitting them to you, I fulfil my duty to the Army. The honour of the Army and the esteem in which it is held must not be jeopardised by the actions of hired subhumans and criminals. Hail Victory (Sieg Heil).
In 1941, the Last Hussar appeared at the Kaiser's funeral in his imperial uniform and was apparently viewed with suspicion by the Nazi power, though it seems Hitler admired him and the then ancient warrior was never arrested. It's claimed that Mackensen was the best tactician and commander of World War I and this may be true. He certainly looms out of the Victorian or Napoleonic era into our own, and you can imagine his shock if he were brought back to life today.
Obvs, the UK just got rid of hereditary peerage in the HOL, disaster, and lightning strikes in North Central Texas as rain pounds. So we retreat to our compounds even as the flimsy homes of today's McMansion millionaires are washed asway in the flood.
Yes, Lloyds of London, which withdrew insurance from ships travelling through that old oil chokepoint, the Straits of Hormuz. Then 47 offered alt insurance, dropping the price of oil and opening, in theory, the sea lanes. Keen-eyed observers of the insurance scene are wondering if shipping companies will return to Ayatollah Lloyds.
They really really hate you
In related news, the Cultural Marxist Parliament of "it's only got One Destroyer" Great Britain has abolished hereditary peerages in the House of Lords. I'm appalled by this, not least because holding aristocracy to sound governance makes sense but also because replacing them with bought and paid for grifters, aka MPs, opens all kinds of evil doors and cheapens the nation. To put it mildly.
Lord Palmerston. Those guys were hard and went hard
So here we are, beholding the deliberate demolition of a once very great nation, the UK, trying to peer through the fog of war over Persia and the Middle East, and taking care of Ma LSP in the Metrosprawl. She's doing pretty well, by the way.
Back in the Metrosprawl and lending filial support to Ma LSP, who's recovering from a nasty spinal fracture; thank God for that. Still, there's a bit of time to keep one eye open on the unfolding geostrat news cycle, and amidst the turbulence, static and who-knows-what of it all one thing at least is clear. Being Supreme Leader of Iran has to be the worst job opportunity in the world.
The FACE
Imagine the advert, "Candidates for this role must be related to the last Supreme Leader and have a death wish. Position comes with mansion in London, should you survive to use it." Or something like that. Remarkably, Mojtaba Kamenei appears to have stepped up to the plate only, if reports are true, to have lost his leg in an airstrike and shortly after his life.
Kier Starmer
In related news, the most unpopular Prime Minister in the history of history, Two Tier Kier (2TK) remains in power over the Sceptered Isle. For how much longer, maybe until we've freed another island, Cuba, from Communist oppression? But perhaps the Royal Navy will defend the island nation from attack or, as one social media wit put it, "The Royal Navy's like the wine cellar at White's, never out of port."
In 1935 the Royal Navy had something like 12 battleships, 3 battlecruisers, 7 carriers, 66 cruisers, 184 destroyers and 60 submarines. Britannia ruled the waves and employed over 300,000 men to do so. Now the Royal Navy has maybe 63 active ships and submarines in various states of disrepair, of which 2 are carriers, 6 destroyers, 7 frigates and 10 submarines.
You'll note, keen-eyed observers of the naval scene, that one of these 6 destroyers was going to be deployed to Cyprus because Iranian proxies have been churlishly rocketing our airbase on the island which, cunningly, doesn't have any air defense. Day late and a dollar short you say, only to find out that the wretched destroyer's stuck in Portsmouth for repairs and the shop's only open 9-5 because Union.
Far out, the UK can't even send one of its very few warships to defend one of its territories in the face of an attack by an hostile power. But of course the power concerned is Moslem and it wouldn't do to offend all those imported votes asylum seekers. would it.
There are, per the latter day Delphi of the Internet, 134 British Admirals, a spectacular force of gold braid by anyone's reckoning, one which works out as well over two Admirals per ship in the rusting, broken down, shrunken Royal Navy.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a loyal son of the Empire and a UK patriot, a US one too, but this kind of malfeasance on a grand bipartisan scale is outrageous. There you are, an island, dependent on the sea lanes for your existence and you effectively shut your navy down. What utter traitors.
So that's the bad news, but people are waking up to the betrayal of their country by a gang of rainbow hued Cultural Marxist elites who actively hate, scorn and despise the serfs they rule over. Can that be fixed by votes or does something more seismic and kinetic have to happen. I'm inclined towards the latter, as in an inability to pay migrant invaders welfare checks and a USMC Expeditionary Force.
