Happy Birthday Melania!

 

It's America's popular and glamorous First Lady's birthday today, and here at the Compound we're celebrating. Long may she reign, well into 2028. Do you remember the last iteration, Dr. Jill? Here, have a look:

simpering old  fraud

And then there was the Lightbringer's, ahem, wife, "Michelle." Don't say field negro  highly attractive. How fashion swooned over this beautiful example of elegant wymxnhood:

snout down inna trough

Was anyone fooled? Some were, the same people who tripled up on their vax 'n mask and called Trump a Kremlin agent. The very same people who told you to believe in The Science, all the while transing their kid. Coz biology has nothing to do with gender and if you think differently you're a literal Nazi. National Socialism aside, what d'ye think of 47's photo in the Eternal City with El Cocainsky?

come to Jesus

As you ponder this curious issue, do spare a thought for our longsuffering and beautiful First Lady.

Your Pal,

LSP

Cheer Up It's Monday!

Do you remember Bob Geldof, the famous Boomtown Rat? He didn't like Mondays at all, wanted to shoot the whole day down. But how can you not like Mondays when we have a Space Force?

And great street art.

Morale still need boosting? 

Then look at this, yes, America's popular and glamorous First Lady. Here she is with the Queen, helping us all to turn that frown upside down.

Thank you, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

First Lady and Big Mike

Here at the Compound we hope you find this infographic as educational and helpful as we do.

Your Friend,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Unlike the rest of the country and normal people everywhere, the Democrat controlled media doesn't like America's popular and glamorous First Lady. The media prefers a different person, and here it is.

This represented the feminine aspect of the country's leadership for 8 years, but not anymore. Melania's in charge now and she's been busy.

Trolling the press.

Giving hope to children.

And hosting Queen Rania of Jordan.

Well done, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again and I think we're all agreed that you deserve every cent you get from photo royalties.

MAGA,

LSP