Showing posts with label #MelaniaMondays!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #MelaniaMondays!. Show all posts

Monday, February 24, 2020

Melania Mondays! India Special

America's popular and glamorous First Lady turned heads and dazzled in white from the moment she stepped off Airforce One, on the first day of the presidential visit to India.

She beamed as her husband was welcomed by India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, then went on to receive thunderous applause at the Sardar Patel Stadium. 

"It was utterly epic and the First Lady was radiant," stated one observer, "The only thing missing was the Viceroy and the Indian Army General Staff, standing in the background with stern approval. Sadly those days are gone. For now." 

Rally over, the First Lady visited the Taj Mahal, where she stood with her husband before the monument to love. But Melania's nothing if not practical and took time out to inspect a simple peasant loom.

Melania, honorary Colonel of the Dallas Light Cavalry (Irreg.), continues to tour of India with her husband. Here at the Compound we'd like to thank our First Lady for doing her not inconsiderable best to make and keep America great. 



Monday, February 3, 2020

Melania Mondays!

It's Monday and what better time to turn away from the murderous face of Streatham Jihad and towards America's popular and glamorous First Lady. That's why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!

Melania loves our Armed Forces and they love her, who can blame them?

Our First Lady also loves children.

And the Blessed Virgin Mary.

People don't groan and talk about wookies, gunny sacks or ambiguous sexual identity when they see Melania. No, they stand and cheer instead.

That's because the former Yugoslavian model who speaks 12 languages loves America and its people, as well as her signature Louboutins. So well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA 2020,


Monday, December 2, 2019

Melania Mondays!

Melania Mondays are back and they're back in force, with America's popular and glamorous First Lady decorating the White House for Christmas.

Melania Loves Christmas

Elegant as ever, Melania put finishing touches on the Christmas decorations, which she entitled "Spirit of America" on social media:

The Spirit of America is shining in the @WhiteHouse! I am delighted to share this beautiful exhibit of patriotism for all to see, and excited for everyone to experience the beauty of the #Christmas season!

 Obama's Hated Mao Balls

Melania's Spirit of America stands out in stunning contrast to the Obama's turgid, tasteless, traitorous and ugly Christmas tree ornaments, which mocked America and Christmas with images of the infamous mass killer Communist, Mao Tse Tung.

Melania's Beautiful, Patriotic Ornaments

As one noted commentator put it, "Patriotism and Christ have returned to the White House." And not before time.

Best First Lady Ever

Thank you Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA 2020,


Monday, September 16, 2019

Cheer Up It's Monday!

Do you remember Bob Geldof, the famous Boomtown Rat? He didn't like Mondays at all, wanted to shoot the whole day down. But how can you not like Mondays when we have a Space Force?

And great street art.

Morale still need boosting? 

Then look at this, yes, America's popular and glamorous First Lady. Here she is with the Queen, helping us all to turn that frown upside down.

Thank you, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.



Monday, October 29, 2018

Melania Mondays! Halloween

It's Monday and time for some welcome relief from the insanity that's become the news cycle. Fortunately for us, Melania's here to help and she's not been idle.

Well known for her love of children, America's popular and glamorous First Lady stepped out in style at the White House Halloween party, handing out candy to children.

President Trump got in the Halloween spirit too, waving a serpent staff over the trick-or-treaters. Some observers describe this as a "hex" or a "spell.

But the President was only emulating Moses, whose serpent staff, the Rod of God, devoured the snakes of Pharoah's magicians and protected the Israelites in the Exodus and beyond.

Melania, who's regularly attacked by snakes in the lying, corrupt, smug, elite, mainstream media, clearly enjoyed the imagery and went on to bring happiness and smiles to lucky children.

Well done First Lady, for doing your bit to make America great again.



Monday, October 8, 2018

Melania Mondays!

Melania's been slammed by the sneering, lying, corrupt, elitist, aggressive, venal, mendacious mainstream media for modelling Out of Africa and Death on the Nile in Kenya and Egypt.

She had the literal, brazen temerity to wear colonial white privilege, a pith helmet, jodhpurs and riding boots on safari. To cap it all off, the whole guise of Western patriarchal oppression was enthusiastically received by cheering natives. So offensive, unless you're a Kenyan or a member of the Selous Scouts.

Then Melania channeled Giza Explorer at the pryamids, wonder of the world. But here's the thing. Mean spirited MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist), Illuminati muppet shills scorned our elegant and adventurous First Lady, they hate her. But everyone else loves her.

Tough luck, Illuminati goon lemmings, Melania did it again and did it with style. Was our popular and glamorous First Lady on a mission to find the Magic 0's birth certificate? We don't know, it's a secret, maybe Brennan will reveal it in Gitmo.

That aside, well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great Again!



Monday, September 10, 2018

Melania Mondays!

Ever quick to defend her country, America's popular and glamorous First Lady didn't waste time replying to the treasonous, cowardly, craven, deep state cabal, no name, Op-Ed in the New York Times. 

Here's Melania's statement:

Freedom of speech is an important pillar of our nation’s founding principles and a free press is important to our democracy. The press should be fair, unbiased and responsible. Unidentified sources have become the majority of voices people hear about in today’s news. People with no names are writing our nation’s history. 
Words are important, and accusations can lead to severe consequences. If a person is bold enough to accuse people of negative actions, they have a responsibility to publicly stand by their words and people have the right to be able to defend themselves. 
To the writer of the oped – you are not protecting this country, you are sabotaging it with your cowardly actions.

Melania's patriotic stand for decency and integrity was subsequently mocked on The View, causing the First Lady's Director of Communications, Stephanie Grisham, to rip the show's hosts, Joy Behar and Sunny Hostin.

"If by 'destroy'," tweeted Grisham, "you mean being disrespectful & hypocritical while mocking someone’s accent, then the 'ladies' of @TheView succeeded."

Joy Behar and Sunny Hostin have a net worth of $8 million and $2 million respectively, which must make it easy for them to be socialists. Unlike them, Melania's doing her part to make America great again.

Here at the Compound we applaud that.



Monday, August 27, 2018

Melania Mondays!

America's popular and glamorous First Lady got a boost from an unlikely source when none other than the notorious prostitute, Stormy Daniels, leaped to her defense.

"People should stop talking about her, maybe she’s happy," Stormy told the UK's Mirror newspaper, “Everything we say about her is a projection. Some people misplace sorrow and pity on another person.”

The celebrity adult entertainer was responding to attacks made on Melania by wacky, vicious and hated Omarosa, who claims in her book Unhinged that the First Lady is "counting every minute" until she can divorce the President.

In other news, Melania's getting ready to fly the flag in Africa, which she plans to visit in October. 

"This will be my first time traveling to Africa," said Melania in a statement, "and I am excited to educate myself on the issues facing children throughout the continent, while also learning about its rich culture and history."

Well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.



Monday, July 16, 2018

Melania Mondays!

Readers of this internationally respected mind blog are still reeling from frightening images of failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, and who can blame them? 

Here at the Compound we understand that, which is why we're delighted to lift everyone's spirits with another installment of Melania Mondays!

America's popular and glamorous First Lady's been busy flying the flag in style. She met the Queen at Windsor Castle.

Well known for her love of children and veterans, she visited with Chelsea Pensioners and school children in London.

Blenheim Palace got a look in too, with one commentator describing Melania as looking "ethereal" and like a "Disney Princess;" unlike Britain's famous traitor, Theresa May, who didn't.

Then it was on to Finland for the Helsinki summit, where the First Lady met with her counterpart, Jenni Haukio, before the President's meeting with Vladimir Putin.

Melania attended the press conference following the historic meeting, where both leaders laid out sensible objectives for bilateral cooperation.

As a sign of goodwill, President Trump was given a Russian football, which he cheerfully passed to a smiling First Lady.

On behalf of us all, well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.



Monday, July 2, 2018

Melania Mondays!

Unlike the rest of the country and normal people everywhere, the Democrat controlled media doesn't like America's popular and glamorous First Lady. The media prefers a different person, and here it is.

This represented the feminine aspect of the country's leadership for 8 years, but not anymore. Melania's in charge now and she's been busy.

Trolling the press.

Giving hope to children.

And hosting Queen Rania of Jordan.

Well done, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again and I think we're all agreed that you deserve every cent you get from photo royalties.