Melania Mondays!

Melania's been slammed by the sneering, lying, corrupt, elitist, aggressive, venal, mendacious mainstream media for modelling Out of Africa and Death on the Nile in Kenya and Egypt.

She had the literal, brazen temerity to wear colonial white privilege, a pith helmet, jodhpurs and riding boots on safari. To cap it all off, the whole guise of Western patriarchal oppression was enthusiastically received by cheering natives. So offensive, unless you're a Kenyan or a member of the Selous Scouts.

Then Melania channeled Giza Explorer at the pryamids, wonder of the world. But here's the thing. Mean spirited MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist), Illuminati muppet shills scorned our elegant and adventurous First Lady, they hate her. But everyone else loves her.

Tough luck, Illuminati goon lemmings, Melania did it again and did it with style. Was our popular and glamorous First Lady on a mission to find the Magic 0's birth certificate? We don't know, it's a secret, maybe Brennan will reveal it in Gitmo.

That aside, well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great Again!

MAGA,

LSP

Winning The War on Weather

We're locked into a vicious, no-holds-barred War on Weather. El Nino is on the loose and running wild, sometimes it rains, or even snows, at other times it's hot; sometimes it's sunny, at other times it isn't. Our adversary is cunning, and no one knows for sure when, where and how the Weather will attack. And that's why it's important to be prepared.

Part of that means having the right kit to do the job, and here at the Compound we recommend MilitarySunHelmets.com as an invaluable toolkit for all those who have dedicated their time, resource and yes, lives, to this struggle against our implacable enemy.

MilitarySunHelmets.com is especially useful to those of us who live in areas of the world which are hot, such as Texas, California, or Australia, in all those many places where the sun hasn't yet been defeated by our rulers' Coalition of the Willing.

With that in mind, Team LSP is delighted to offer you this important resource, and we're sure that you'll find it as useful as we have, in the fight we all share, the War on Weather.

Arduus Ad Solem,

LSP