Melania's been slammed by the sneering, lying, corrupt, elitist, aggressive, venal, mendacious mainstream media for modelling Out of Africa and Death on the Nile in Kenya and Egypt.
She had the literal, brazen temerity to wear colonial white privilege, a pith helmet, jodhpurs and riding boots on safari. To cap it all off, the whole guise of Western patriarchal oppression was enthusiastically received by cheering natives. So offensive, unless you're a Kenyan or a member of the Selous Scouts.
Then Melania channeled Giza Explorer at the pryamids, wonder of the world. But here's the thing. Mean spirited MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist), Illuminati muppet shills scorned our elegant and adventurous First Lady, they hate her. But everyone else loves her.
Tough luck, Illuminati goon lemmings, Melania did it again and did it with style. Was our popular and glamorous First Lady on a mission to find the Magic 0's birth certificate? We don't know, it's a secret, maybe Brennan will reveal it in Gitmo.
That aside, well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great Again!
