Take The Money And Run

 

Just throwing it it out there.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Is Nikki Haley A Satan Witch?

 

Haley, apparently, ordered the Confederate flag to be removed from South Carolina's state capitol. What a total traitor. Now look at her, does she look like a human being or someone possessed by an unclean neocon spirit? 

Is Nikki a Satan Witch? You be the judge.

Out Demons Out,

LSP

Truck Update

You may remember, because utterly fascinating, that my rig shuddered and broke on the way to Dallas for Thanksgiving. Long story short, I made it to Dallas and the truck made it to Waxahachie Ford. OK, good thing Texas Farm Bureau Insurance covers a tow.

One expensive diagnosis later, I learned yesterday that cylinders 5, 6,  and 8 were losing compression and the "tech" recommended a new long block. Cost? A mere 16K. Whoa, the truck's not even worth that, so I said "no, I'll get it towed back to the Compound."

Where, let the reader understand, local mechs can drop in a new/refurbished engine at a fraction of the cost of Waxahachie Ford. Let's see how that goes. My instinct? Get the vehicle fixed, courtesy of Hill College Mech School, and then trade the beast in for a RAPTOR.

But perhaps you think a RAPTOR is inappropriate for a priest? Perhaps you have a point, though I urge you to think again. That aside, one reputable GeoStrat consultant offered this, "Buy new or, if you want, keep driving beaters. It's up to you, but if you buy new you're not inheriting someone else's problems. Think about that."

Well yes. Then again, getting a refurbished engine for around 4k and minimal labor, and then trading on makes sense to me, maybe give the rig to a Sergeant. But a new Raptor? They're beautiful, no doubt about it, and at >100k they'd better be. Huh. Instinct says get the thing fixed and buy used, but used well. Know what I mean?

Autozone,

LSP

Putting Up Christmas in Dallas

 

So what's it all about, so-called "LSP"? Good question, and I'll tell you. It's all about putting up Christmas at Ma LSP's HQ in Dallas. Tree, lights, angel, not fairy, and assorted ornaments. Some of them feel like old friends, though the oldest look too worn now to go up on the tree. Sic transit, and in fairness they date back to the '40s.

Of course Bark-Bark was a great help, and added to the luster of an ancient Moslem runner. I think it's Caucasian, but know nothing of rugs these days so perhaps it isn't. Ruggery aside, the dog was fascinated, and who can blame him?

In other news, rumors that Prince Harry is being deported to Net Zero, Bonkers Britain are just that, rumors. Not unlike photos of Obama et al at Diddy  parties, when you think on it. And there you have it, Christmas is up in Dallas.

Mission Accomplished,

LSP

Dance Music

see what they stole from you

See you at Whites and twice as fast,

LSP

Third Rome?

 

The Rainbow Left Neocon Powers want to destroy this. They hate it and as we put finger to keyboard are spending billions of dollars to ruin it. Just as they've ruined it in their homelands. Amoral asset-stripping, anyone? But here's the thing.

It seems to be the case that fighting a war on an industrial scale involves actual industry or manufacturing on the part of the belligerents. Here in the West we don't have that, we've off-shored our factories to a country which would never, ever oppose us militarily.

See What They Stole From Us

So be it. Then there's Ukraine. That plucky little proxy. You tell me, why should hundreds of thousands of Slavs have died to make the Bidens and their friends even moar richer than they already are? Just throwing it out there.

Love is All,

LSP

What's With Syria?

 

OK, it's the second Sunday of Advent and you're probably reflecting on John the Baptist's voice in the wilderness crying out, "Prepare ye the way of the Lord." In other words, repent. Speaking of which, what's with Syria?

It seems Assad's regime has fallen with barely a fight. Some kind of deal between Turkey, Russia, the US and Israel or what? I'm at a loss. All of a sudden, as if out of nowhere, a resurgent ISIS/Al Qaeda rises from the sands and topples Assad without, apparently, any real opposition. So what's it all about. Help me out here, punters.

War Pigs,

LSP

Putin Bans Satanic Temple

 

Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, has banned the repellent Satanic Temple in Russia. In case you wondered, the Satanic Temple are a crew of US based cultural Marxists who exist to make fun of, enrage and destroy what's left of Christian civ.

Note Children

Their method? Pushing rainbow degeneracy and abortion in the name of freedom of religion, Satanic religion. Ha, ha, ha, what a larf. Just look at you, bewildered and confused trad parent while we teach your kid to pronoun zhirself prior to puberty blockers and Mengele surgery. Take that, oppressors!

They really, really want your kids

Well, Putin's banned the Satanists and power to him. On topic, the Russkie FSB raided several rainbow discos in Moscow, cracking down on gaily hued degeneracy. Good for them. You'll recall, if you're old enough, that this kind of hedonist wickedness used to be known as the "love that dare not speak its name." Now it's the love that won't bloody shut up. Except in Russia. Check it out:

Good work, FSB and Vladimirovitch. Take note punters. It's all a larf  'til you're in someone's basement in Clerkenwell and a demon's gnawing on your buddy's inner thigh. Just remember, Baphomet is trans and our rulers are 100% onboard with this. Perhaps that's part of the reason they hate Russia so much.

Good work, Vladimirovic,

LSP

Pearl Harbor

 

83 years ago today the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and the US Pacific Fleet resting at anchor. Some 2,400 men were killed and the Fleet heavily damaged; of 8 battleships present during the attack, 4 were sunk, to say nothing of other ships. The US went on to declare war against Japan and the Axis, whose powers would pay a heavy price.

Bearing in mind the rhyming nature of history, let's pray we don't see a rerun of December 7, 1941. And if we do, would today's America have the will and manufacturing ability to take the war to the enemy? We did then, what about now. A serious if loaded question. You'll recall Kamala Harris equating the J6 protest with Pearl Harbor and Washington, apparently, agreeing.

Remember Pearl Harbor and those who gave their lives.

LSP

Well It's All Going On

 

Advent, dear friends, is an apocalyptic time in which we turn our gaze to the second coming, the Second Advent, when the Man comes around in clouds of glory to judge both the quick and the dead. There it is, the culmination of the final age inaugurated by the birth of Christ. That in mind, apocalypse is in the air. A quick round-up:

The phony globalist charade of UK politics is being exposed for what it is, a money grabbing fraud at the expense of its people. Expect those paid-off shill mountebanks to double down on Net Zero insanity and arresting people for mean tweets. But that's just the UK. 

Romania had the sheer gall to elect an anti-rainbow Orthodox Christian patriot, and you'll be glad to know the highest court in their land declared the election invalid, because of TikTok. There'll be another election apparently, let's see how that goes. So much for NATO geostrat Romania.

Syria's in a spot of bother too, with rival Turkish, CIA, Pentagon, don't say Israel, funded militias bursting through Assadist territory. Spare a thought for the Christians of that country, and ask yourself who the West is backing. Hint, it's the head choppers.

Then there's good old Korea, which just had a spasm of martial law and regime change, to say nothing of an attempted color revolution in Georgia. There they were in Tblisi, surely not paid by Langley, coz that'd be unthinkable, right? Whatever, there they were, throwing mollies and all of that until the cops raided several NGOs. Then it quieted right down. A bit like BLM, when you think on it.

So, punters, it's most definitely going on. In the meanwhile, evil autocrat, Fascist, Nazi, insane aggressor Putler had the brazen temerity to outlaw the Satanic Temple in Russia. Huh. What about that do you not like?

Cheers,

LSP

You Miserable Buffoon

 

Buffoon

This is David Lammy, the UK's diversity buffoon hire Foreign Secretary. David Lammy's ostensibly in charge of the Sceptered Isle's FORPOL. Or something like that.

Mountebank

Here's what this diversity buffoon had to say about incoming President Trump a few years back. The Golden Golem was a “racist and KKK/neo-Nazi sympathiser,” and "Trump is not only a woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath, he is also a profound threat to the international order that has been the foundation of Western progress for so long." Lammy, you are most definitely an idiot.

Delta Minus Dumbass

Think about it, this dark-hued mountebank is putatively in charge of the UK's FORPOL, or at least its figurehead. What does that tell you about the state of formerly Great Britain? 

Something better change, eh?

Your Pal,

LSP

The Peoples Coin

 

Have you been following DOGE$, the Peoples' Coin, fashioned after a lovable Shiba Inu dog? Sure you have, some of you may even have wisely invested in the adorable dog coin. Good for you if so, DOGE$ is testing .45 as we speak. 

Let's see our playful pup run to $1, $10 and beyond. In the meanwhile, think yourselves lucky if you bought  in at .03. Our playful friend's currently resting at around .43; run, pup, run! Well, if it all works out I'll rent a room at the Club and we can celebrate. All invited, obviously.

Cheers,

LSP

This Needs To Stop

 

This insane, satanic, child mutilating, Mengele cult needs to be stamped out with extreme prejudice, not least in the Church herself. Here, look at this blasphemy:

…but they are restricting the Traditional Latin Mass… https://t.co/8LmjAD55Ut

— Dr Taylor Marshall™️ (@TaylorRMarshall) December 4, 2024 in days, 

But perhaps you're a fan of rainbow liturgical dance? Whatev. In related news, rumors that a US Carrier Group is sailing to  liberate Net Zero Bonkers Britain from venal corrupt asset strippers climate crazies are entirely just that, rumors. So what'd it take to free the Sceptered Isle? USMC could handle the task in days. It's not as though the UK has an Army, Navy or Airforce anymore and its citizens are disarmed, notoriously. 

Maybe the Brits will defeat our Task Force with rainbow flags, hi-viz vests and Pride Parades. So there is that to conjure with. Take note, Lammy, Rayner, Kier et al, we're coming to gitchoo.

Rock On,

LSP

Henrietta Maria

 

In stunning contradistinction to today's grifting, huckster, in it for the money mountebanks, we have HRH Henrietta Maria. Of course the puritans hated her catholicism and, I'd argue, everything she stood for, not least the divine right of kings and Christendom itself.

You'll note her pearls. These enraged protestant sensibility, and she fled the Sceptered Isle when the war went wrong to carry on the fight to the enemy using her not inconsiderable fortune. Do you think her Puritan/Protestant fanatics = today's Leftists? I'd argue yes. You may not, your call.

Regardless, we know the result. The regicides were exhumed and dumped in the Thames, fittingly, while Charles II reigned in a kind of late renaissance (are you sure 'renaissance'? Ed.) degenerate glory. Maria, you'll be glad to know, lived in Somerset House on the Strand during that time but later returned to France. 

Prince Rupert of the Rhine, all hail the exuberant cavalry commander, was her nephew. I count her a hero, you may not, no "rule."

Semper Eadem

LSP

Pardon?

 

As in "excuse me?" But what am I saying, one of the many, many reasons lovable Old Joe was so 81 million votes popular was that he was all about the rules based order of democratic Western Civ. Yes, that's why he pardoned his son Crackhead Hunter for all and any crimes committed since 2014 till now.

Keen-eyed readers might note that the Ukrainian, ahem, Maidan, kicked off right about then. Don't say Burisma, 10% to the Big Guy and "laptop." What laptop? Sheer, total, utter Putinist propaganda disinfo, which is why it was rightly pardoned by the most popular president in the history of history.

Vaguely on topic, do you remember a Special Counsel being set up to investigate 45 because Russian Agent? How did that even happen? Now we've got this. A corrupt crackhead gets off totally free while, UK people would say "whilst", honest patriots are rotting in gaol, without trial, for four years.

In England they have this joke, calling Kier Starmer, Prime Minister, "Two-Tier Kier." Why? Because it's one law for Moslems and boat invaders in Kier's Kingdom, and another for patriots who want to see the UK remain, you know, British. The latter get locked up for mean Facebook posts, the former? Not so much. But back to Crackhead Hunter.

D'ye think Crackhead committed any crimes prior to 2014? Surely not. Maybe Kash can get to the bottom of this perplexing mystery.

Your Pal,

LSP

Advent

 

Welcome to Advent, a joyful time of year, shot through with the anticipation of celebrating Christ's birth at Christmas. But as we reflect on that, the first Advent, we're drawn to the second when Christ will come again in glorious majesty to judge the "quick and the dead" and the world by fire.

The second coming, a vindication of our faith, and with it the promise of evil's utter defeat. A source of hope, for sure, evil is utterly defeated and the faithful vindicated, but also trepidation. How will we measure up before the perfection of God when He returns?

Austin Farrer offers this:

ADVENT brings Christmas, judgement runs out into mercy.  For the God who saves us and the God who judges us is one God.  We are not, even, condemned by his severity and redeemed by his compassion; what judges us is what redeems us, the love of God.  What is it that will break our hearts on judgement day?  Is it not the vision, suddenly unrolled, of how he has loved the friends we have neglected, of how he has loved us, and we have not loved him in return; how, when we came (as now) before his altar, he gave us himself, and we gave him half—penitences, or resolutions too weak to commit our wills?  But while love thus judges us by being what it is, the same love redeems us by effecting what it does.  Love shares flesh and blood with us in this present world, that the eyes which look us through at last may find in us a better substance than our vanity.

ADVENT brings Christmas, judgement runs out into mercy.  For the God who saves us and the God who judges us is one God. Yes indeed.

God bless,

LSP

Check Out This Rainbow Skulduggery

How Revolting

A little town in Ontario, numbering some 2000 people and named, ironically, Emo, has just been fined 10,000 CDN$. Why? Coz they refused to fly the abhorrent, blasphemous, distasteful, divisive, degenerate, repugnant, faked-up, astroturfed, fake-as-you-like replacement for Marxism known as Pride.

Baphomet is Trans

Good for little Ontarian Emo. They didn't even have a flagpole to run up the repulsive rainbow banner, much less a godless Canadian flag. Yeah, good work, bigots. Now you're in debt to the tune of 10 grand, Nazis, take that.

This is What We're Dealing With

At some point, and I call soon, people will have had enough of risible, pathetic, weak-minded, stupid, pugnacious, ambitious, political hacks, and will say enough. Hopefully that's all they'll say. Don't, for a second, suggest nooses down our respective Malls. Just imagine, if you can, all those power hungry satans hanging from lamp posts.

Best Friends Forever,

LSP

We Love Our Rulers

 

Think of lovable old Joe Biden, how we love him! He was loved so much by everyone that he won an entire 81 million votes. The most popular president in the history of popularity.

Then there's Two-Tier Kier, he's right awesome. Kill 'em in the womb, kill 'em at the tomb, and all to save the holy NHS. While you're at it, kill the farmers too. Go, BlackRock stooge.

Oh, You're Not Gay, You Puking Bankster

And don't forget Macron, France's phony little corporate huckster bankster. So loved by all.

Germany Will Defend The West From Putin, by Gayness

What about Germany, do they even have a Leader? Questionable. But not to worry, they're deindustrializing as we speak. 1945, anyone? Please, serfs, criminalize the AfD.

But perhaps Old 47 can reverse this sickening trend. I hope he does, and Sgt. LSP tells me that the troops are already starting to talk like troops, instead of walking on rainbow eggshells. "Dad," he says, "None of the three trannies in our Brigade are deployable, and now they have to go." Good, and so they should. Why were they even there in the first place.

You know the answer and I won't bang on. Except to say...

Love & Obey your Rulers,

LSP

Happy Thanksgiving & Black Friday

 

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed Black Friday. It was good here at Ma LSP's compound in Dallas, with a quiet Thanksgiving and company, with baby, today. The baby was center of attention as we enjoyed a late turkey lunch. Spirited little fella, who christened my dog "Bark Bark." That's his new name, Bark Bark.

Speaking of Black Friday, what does it mean? Here in the States it's a day to shop at discount and, for me, to joust with towing companies and broken vehicles in Waxahachie when not enjoying turkey and chilled white wine. All well and good, but in England it's a different story.

Excuse Me? What Total Satanic Evil

This Black Friday is a seriously black day, a dark day for the UK, an evil day. Why? Because Parliament's voted to legalize "assisted dying," aka suicide. You know what that means. You're old, sick and in pain, so we'll put you down like a dog. And don't worry, it'll be painless, or will it. Soylent Green, anyone?

Dear readers, you'll note that evil is accelerating, its tempo increasing. And note this too, it wants us dead, that's its end. Regardless, stand firm, steadfast in the Faith.

God Bless,

LSP

Utter Total Disaster

 

It all seemed so good, the stars aligned, seemingly, as the rig hummed down I35 to Dallas in the fast lane. Right on, then not so right on. The truck started shuddering and the engine light flashed. Huh, move over to the slow lane and exit the highway, shuddering.

That's exactly what I did, ending up at a sketchy Red Oak Motel 6 on the side of the road, and guess what? Once parked, the recalcitrant rig refused to start. No kidding. Right there on the outskirts of the Metrosprawl. Sure, it tried to start but failed, insisting on showing a red battery light icon.

Huh, good way to start Thanksgiving, LSP, I thought grimly to myself whilst phoning Texas Farm Bureau for "roadside assistance." This turned up in the end and roadside guy checked the battery. It was bad. He charged it and tried to start the vehicle. No joy. "I reckon it's a fuel pump issue," he offered, just "his opinion."

What a total disaster. What to do? Stay at the Motel 6 for Thanksgiving? Nasty, take my word for it. But no, Roadside Savior said, "Hey, where you heading?" I told him, and he said, "We're going there too, leave this truck here and climb in." Which is exactly what we did, dog and all.

Next step? Enjoy Thanksgiving at Ma LSP's setup on Dallas, get the wretched rig towed back to the Compound and sort that beast out. So, utter, total disaster met salvation, I made it to the RV. There's a moral, perhaps several, in this, if you care to draw it.

Ride On,

LSP

Blind Faith

 

I've always loved this, perhaps you have too. Be careful out there, kids, like no fooling. Speaking of which, please do avoid the appalling STAFFORD hotel off St. James. It was awesome and we loved it, now we don't, it's utterly rubbish.

Reform Forever,

LSP

Let's Fight For NATO!

 

You're all gonna die for this, right?

LSP

Reverse 1776

 

Here's the thing, we have all these ships, and soldiers, and warplanes. What are they there for? To protect CONUS and by extension the bright light of Liberty throughout the globe. What does that mean, in real time? That we crush tyranny, by force if necessary, after all, we've got it, see Carrier Groups and USMC.

So let's see a couple of Carrier Groups sidle up to the UK and LIBERATE that island. Maybe USMC would be involved, and what would stop them? Precisely nothing, coz UKLF no longer exists meaningfully. 

Maybe trans cops with hi-viz vests will stop our combat teams as they fight through London to free the people from Bolshevik mean post tyranny. Then, when it's all over and the Sceptered Isle thank its wayward son, all will be well.

Let's see it,

LSP

Army Trannies

 

Dear readers, all three of you, do you think the rainbow pride trans cult woke mind virus is going to aid our military, our warfighting capacity? Of course you do, because excluding trannies from the armed services equates to losing their valuable capabilities on the battlefront. Here, I rest my case.

See that? Sure you do, and now you're inspired to lay down your life for your rainbow-hued country. It just shouts combat prepared, except that it doesn't, which is curious. Why are the Left baying for war and at the same time doing all in their power to emasculate the military? Good question, and whoever said Satan was sane.

In the meanwhile, our adversaries mock us as degenerate and "gay," and who can blame them? Look, here's evil Putler and the Cossacks going light on P Riot.

Best Frens Forever,

LSP

PS. Rumour has it that 47's going to fire our military trannies, those blasphemous parodies of men and women. Yes, please.

Christ The King

 

There is no other sovereign. Note this. He will come again in glory to judge both the quick and the dead. The Beast and its followers will be thrown into the lake of fire, the righteous will be gathered to Himself where they will be glorified in the Kingdom of God. So whose side are you on? Choose wisely, my friends.

Oremus:

Almighty and everlasting God, whose will it is to restore all

things in thy well-beloved Son, the King of kings and Lord of lords: Mercifully grant that the peoples of the earth, divided and enslaved by sin, may be freed and brought together under his most gracious rule; who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.

Of the increase of His Kingdom there shall be no end. Take heart from that and know that the false shepherds, those wolves in sheep's clothing who care nothing for their people, are living on borrowed time.  Their days are numbered, Christ is bringing all things to their divinely appointed end, their τέλος. Which is what?

The Beast and its abhorrent followers will be cast into unquenchable fire and the righteous gathered to the Savior, where they will shine like the Sun in the glory of reflected radiance. Be sure, punters, all two of you, that we're on the right side of this equation when the boom inevitably lowers and the Man comes around. Take note.

Here endeth the Lesson,

LSP

Hard To Handle

 

 And that's just the good old Grateful Dead. Here's a video:

Rock on,

LSP

DOGE$

 

Remember the adorable Peoples Coin, DOGE$? Sure you do, and some of you may have gone so far as to buy some, probably in 2021 as a kind of "stick it to the Man" gesture after the rigged election. I did, and wasted no time boosting the attractively themed Shiba currency. Boom, up the pup ran to .70+. Nice, and then fell, dismally.

A terrible, bone-chilling decline which saw a lot of people lose a lot of money, especially retail who borrowed on tight margins. Oops. But some didn't, some held onto their digital bets, and good for you if you did because DOGE$ is surging.

Yep, right up there to around .50 and currently consolidating at .43, representing what? 370% ROI YTD. Smart people bought back in when the lovable coin fell to a mind numbingly low price of .08 at the end of last year. Give yourselves a big pat on the back. The future?

Who knows, it's a wild ride and I'm looking for everyone's favorite digital currency to hit 1$ and then 10$. If and when it does, you're all invited to join me for big drinks on the terrace of the club, or perhaps we'll just have a room to ourselves or both. Till then, buy low, sell high.

Your Old Friend,

LSP