Look, all we we were trying to do was set the time, you know, across the board, and then... boom. Sorry, no more kebob for you. See, what they did was remote explode all these Jihad pagers, that's right, they, big international Jihad, were using encrypted pagers to talk. Now they're not, they're all Jihad exploded, all three thousand of them. What a bad day for Hezbollah, what a good day for Israel.
Who uses pagers anyway?
LSP
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Israel isn't claiming credit. Who else could pull that off? Imagine if you are a Iranian Republican Guard or a politician knowing someone can reach out and touch you in ways you never imagined.
Israel may admit it, or may not. It's all Israel's game right now.
As to who uses pagers in this day and age? The people that survived the Mossad's spate of phone bombs. "Hello, Achmed, this is the Mossad. Now is a good time to go allah-ka-boom!"
Next will be everyone switching to Bafong radios with encryption, which somehow in a few years will all go allah-ka-boom all over the world.
Then Mossad will find some way to make i-Pads go allah-ka-boom.
You want hi-tech? Hi-tech is coming for you!
Who still uses pagers? Not Hezbollah, at least not anymore.
Cool technology, no doubt, and for sure an item of interest. But what I wanna know is, how Mossad or whoever got three thousand pagers into their hands without those dorks suspecting anything? Presumably, the dorks even paid for them.....kinda like calling an airstrike down on yourself after putting the bombs on your own credit card.
Coming soon, kamekazi carrier pigeons
I read somewhere a little while back that the Israelis didn't invent that trick, the US govt. did. If I recall right they killed some Russians with it. And I think we all know that if our govt. has something they can do to their own citizens, then they at some point they will be doing it.
No more kabob?
It's an heck of an op, WSF, gotta say.
Beans, pagers were just the beginning.
Jim, they doubtless look askance at the anachronistic pager now. Dam.
Wild, far out, eh?
Good call, Ritchie.
My dear Anon, are you suggesting we should suspect our phones and I Pads? Report yourself, if you haven't already.
LL, I do love a good kebob!
Oh, I so called it as it's now encrypted hand radios that blew up today.
What next?
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