Showing posts with label Pagers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pagers. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Oops - No More Kebob For You

 



Look, all we we were trying to do was set the time, you know, across the board, and then... boom. Sorry, no more kebob for you.  See, what they did was remote explode all these Jihad pagers, that's right, they, big international Jihad, were using encrypted pagers to talk. Now they're not, they're all Jihad exploded, all three thousand of them. What a bad day for Hezbollah, what a good day for Israel.




Who uses pagers anyway? 

Your Old Pal,

LSP