Import Export

 

Nice Shirt Dude

Look, we're all in favor of fair trade and that's exactly it. Why should the poor citizens of the United States of America have to put up with British import Harry and his simpering LA D-List actress wannabe-but-never-will-be Queen figure? Why, why should we, it's unfair. 

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Fortunately the selfless royal couple are attempting to redress this shocking trade imbalance on their own, by self-deporting. Why? Because the evil Orange Dictator insists, like a typical and literal Nazi that his country should and does have an enforceable border. Wow. What. A. Fascist. Such unendurable tyranny for the unelected, fabulously wealthy, privileged, entitled, utterly selfless royal couple. So maybe Harry and Meghan will return to the Sceptered Isle, as an export.

Fierce

Not everyone's happy about this in the UK. A 14 year old Scottish girl was seen protesting with axe and knife. Can you blame her? She's been arrested, we hope, by agents of the Crown.

Savage

Prince Harry was a perfectly good and popular officer in the British Army until he was bewitched by the Californian Simperer-in-Chief. Will the UK have them back? Will the brave young savage girl with axe and knife repel the imports or will Harry and beloved no-talent Meghan set up in England at taxpayer expense?

Stay tuned, and as always, you be the judge,

LSP

P Diddy

Have you heard of genius pop mogul rapstar P Diddy, aka Sean Combs? Perhaps you have, Diddy's a big fan of the DNC, boosting Obama, the Magic 0, Hillary and, lately, Deep State Kamala. But here's the thing. Diddy, bless him, was apparently running some kind of supercharged celeb sex ring. Per Breitbart:

According to the Tampa Bay Times, the alleged parties, a.k.a. “Freak-Offs” or “F.O.s,” occurred at some of the swankiest hotels in Miami, Atlanta, New York, Las Vegas, and Los Angeles. “Sex parties so brutal that the young women and men lured into attending them would often vomit and pass out from being drugged, beaten and raped, sometimes for hours on end,” the outlet described them as.

 

That's our Diddy. He's been denied bail and we have to wonder at the blackmail list. Behold your beloved rulers? Good luck. And of course Harry and Meghan aren't part of this, at all. Diddy's on suicide watch in gaol, go figure. Maybe the cameras will magically turn themselves off.

Don't say Epstein,

LSP

Send Them Back

 

Who are they, these incredibly rich, entitled, multi-millionaire socialists? One was an officer in the British Army and a member of the Royal Family, and the other was a D List wannabe princess who crawled outta the LA ghetto and bewitched the curiously brain dead prince.

Perhaps he was high on magic mushrooms and pot, perhaps his brain died under a deluge of psychedelic malfeasance and Meghan's witchery. Who knows, but the fact remains that this rich, entitled, traitorous, soft-in-the-head, hypocritical pair of mountebanks need to leave US soil. We don't want them here.

No, not at all, so the Compound's leading the charge and lighting the torch, SEND THEM BACK. We neither want nor need you here, Harry & Meghan, so go back to England and beautiful Cottage Frogmore, which you don't deserve. 

Far-sighted readers of this popular mind blog will remember hated Piers Morgan, who faced a similar challenge. Where did the jowly, Soho-groping Dark Lord of journalism end up? Banished from the US and back in the UK, where he's somewhat chastened. Partial if not great result. 

nasty

Let's see the same grassroots movement kick these despised, wealthy, annoying, hypocritical, private jet flying, attention grabbing, publicity whore dupeshills of the NWO back to their homeland. Well, Harry's homeland, and I'll resist the heady urge to call him a class traitor.

Your Old Pal,

LSP