The Truth About Prince Harry

 

Just leaving it out there,

LSP

Send Them Back

 

Who are they, these incredibly rich, entitled, multi-millionaire socialists? One was an officer in the British Army and a member of the Royal Family, and the other was a D List wannabe princess who crawled outta the LA ghetto and bewitched the curiously brain dead prince.

Perhaps he was high on magic mushrooms and pot, perhaps his brain died under a deluge of psychedelic malfeasance and Meghan's witchery. Who knows, but the fact remains that this rich, entitled, traitorous, soft-in-the-head, hypocritical pair of mountebanks need to leave US soil. We don't want them here.

No, not at all, so the Compound's leading the charge and lighting the torch, SEND THEM BACK. We neither want nor need you here, Harry & Meghan, so go back to England and beautiful Cottage Frogmore, which you don't deserve. 

Far-sighted readers of this popular mind blog will remember hated Piers Morgan, who faced a similar challenge. Where did the jowly, Soho-groping Dark Lord of journalism end up? Banished from the US and back in the UK, where he's somewhat chastened. Partial if not great result. 

nasty

Let's see the same grassroots movement kick these despised, wealthy, annoying, hypocritical, private jet flying, attention grabbing, publicity whore dupeshills of the NWO back to their homeland. Well, Harry's homeland, and I'll resist the heady urge to call him a class traitor.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Some Kind Of Joke Mate?

Here's the Archbishop of Canterbury, he's saying a worship ritual in his kitchen. No kidding, the leader, the apostolic head of the English Church is gettin' down like a bit-part chef in his plates-on-the-wall kitchen. Really? Yes, really, when he had all of Lambeth Palace to raise up the people to Christ and hope, strength and consolation in the Risen Lord.

That aside, why aren't COE clergy allowed to livestream services from their churches? Not optimal, granted, but better than some low-level, stripped-pine  kitchen malfeasance. Maybe it's because Welby, an Etonian, didn't want his clergy to seem somehow elitist by, you know, saying worship rituals in their churches when everyone else is at home.

What utter, imbecilic, risible, faked up, hypocritical, weak, rubbish plate-on-the-wall uselessness. And what a total contrast to HRH Elizabeth II. She used her privilege, and it's not inconsiderable, to lift the nation and its people. 

Of course the Queen represents the old and true England, unlike the laughable, equivocating, bishop figure currently holding down the See of Canterbury. But hey, when you're heading up the third largest communion in the world, do it in your kitchen coz that's a powerful message.

Your Pal,

LSP

Time Traveler

A transdimensional time traveler has broken silence to tell us what life was like for the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion pre 2000, Before Trans Era (BTE).

Some Kind of Joke?

"It was different," says "Josh" who wishes to remain anonymous, "We were there, like a normal church, and then everything got weird. There were all these priestesses and they did some kind of deal with the gays. Maybe in Chicago.

Gene, Loretta, Sharpton, the Trinity

"Next thing you know they'd gone full rainbow and there were lesbian bishops and this guy, Gene Robinson, but he's gone now because it's not cool to be gay, you have to be trans. 

Gross Van Dyke

"I know this, I sat in Ian Markham's study at VTS, he went to King's, and heard it all spelled out. It was going to get them lots of people in the pews but it didn't. More people get buried in the Episcopal Church than get baptized."

Psi Power

Ian Markham, Dean of the prestigious white privilege seminary, VTS, was unavailable for comment and so was "Josh", the time traveler. The Episcopal Church continues to hemorrhage members despite going "full rainbow."

Justsin

The Archbishop of Canterbury is popularly known as "Justsin."

God bless,

LSP