Melania Mondays!

It's Monday and what better time to turn away from the murderous face of Streatham Jihad and towards America's popular and glamorous First Lady. That's why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!

Melania loves our Armed Forces and they love her, who can blame them?

Our First Lady also loves children.

And the Blessed Virgin Mary.

People don't groan and talk about wookies, gunny sacks or ambiguous sexual identity when they see Melania. No, they stand and cheer instead.

That's because the former Yugoslavian model who speaks 12 languages loves America and its people, as well as her signature Louboutins. So well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA 2020,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Some people sit for the national anthem, others stand and America's attractive and glamorous First Lady lost no time in showing off her patriotism in a red, white and blue varsity jacket at yesterday's Mar-a-Lago Superb Owl party.

Melania started off the celebration by casting an appreciative eye on the Florida Atlantic University band and cheerleaders. According to one observer, the internationally popular former model looked "runway-ready" in a pair of blue Louboutins and "ravishing" on her arrival in Florida, wearing an off the shoulder red coat. And who are we to disagree?  

Today Melania flew to Cincinnati to visit children who were born with Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome (NAS). NAS has become acute with America's opioid crisis, as increasing numbers of babies are born addicted to their mothers' narcotic.

The First Lady, who loves children, brought Valentines Day cards, coloring books and good cheer to the youngsters.

Well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Just because legions of DC paper pushers are taking a holiday thanks to vote hungry Democrats doesn't mean America's popular and glamorous First Lady takes a break. Far from it, Melania took to social media this weekend to say how much she's enjoyed her first year as FLOTUS.

"This has been a year filled with many wonderful moments. I’ve enjoyed the people I’ve been lucky enough to meet throughout our great country & the world!" 

The people of America have enjoyed the First Lady too and weren't shy to say so on Twitter. For example:

"Thank you Melania for gracing our White House with your elegance, quiet strength, intelligence, gentle loving spirit and love for God and this country. We have needed you for a very long time!!"

"You have been a great and unique, blessed addition to @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Presidency. We are grateful for all U do especially for America and for loving the American people who have been badly mistreated during last 8 years. G-D Bless you. EB."

"From the moment you stepped on the national stage you have brought grace & style to your position. Everywhere you travel you make us proud as a people. You have endured much unfair criticism which you rise above. Thank you for all you do, gracious First Lady of our land."

"Thank u dear Melania. You bring such grace and beauty with u every where u go as u represent America. We r so thankful. God Bless You."

However, some compared the stylish former model and devout catholic unfavourably to her predecessor, Michelle Obama. Here at Melania Mondays! we leave you to be the judge of that.

Well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again and happy anniversary!

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays! STEM Edition

What's Monday without Melania Mondays!? Not much of a Monday at all, enough to make you want to shoot the whole day down. Which is why we're delighted to bring you another episode in the life of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady.

Note Heels

After helping people in hurricane disaster zones, you'd think that Melania would take a well needed rest, after all, she deserves it. But no, she's been uplifting and inspiring children, promoting STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) education at a youth center.

Maternal Melania

"Hi sweethearts," said the maternal First Lady as she entered the room of aspiring technologists, "Welcome Mrs. Trump" said a giant heart in red marker.

Don't Mess With This Woman

Melania presented the lucky children with a White House coloring book, "This is the Oval Office, where the President sits and makes all the decisions. You could make a pink room in the White House," said the Presidential Consort to the children, after enjoying their adorable Legos.

Coat Dress

After playing paper airplanes with the STEM students, the most attractive world leader in the world encouraged the kids, "You're doing very well. This is the way to learn."

Yes, and how much easier to learn with the help of Melania at your side? 

Leader

Thank you, First Lady, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Some people don't like Mondays, like the miserable, aging superstar pop legend, Bob Geldof, they want to shoot the whole day down. 

Here at the Compound we want to change that, which is why we're bringing you yet another uplifting episode in the popular series, Melania Mondays! And what a week it's been in the life of America's glamorous First Lady.

Yet again, Melania turned heads and dazzled abroad, this time on a trip to Europe and the G20 Summit. Not only that, the former Yugoslavian model struck a blow for detente in meetings with Vladimir Putin, obviously impressing the Russian strongman.

Ever maternal, the First Lady even took time time be with children, congratulating one youngster on their clever creation of a 3d printed high heeled shoe.

Unsurprisingly, Melania is soaring in the polls and who can blame the punters? Consider the alternative. Remember this?

Beautiful, wasn't it. Things have changed now, fortunately.

Thank you, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA.

LSP