Monday, September 18, 2017

Melania Mondays! STEM Edition

What's Monday without Melania Mondays!? Not much of a Monday at all, enough to make you want to shoot the whole day down. Which is why we're delighted to bring you another episode in the life of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady.

Note Heels

After helping people in hurricane disaster zones, you'd think that Melania would take a well needed rest, after all, she deserves it. But no, she's been uplifting and inspiring children, promoting STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) education at a youth center.

Maternal Melania

"Hi sweethearts," said the maternal First Lady as she entered the room of aspiring technologists, "Welcome Mrs. Trump" said a giant heart in red marker.

Don't Mess With This Woman

Melania presented the lucky children with a White House coloring book, "This is the Oval Office, where the President sits and makes all the decisions. You could make a pink room in the White House," said the Presidential Consort to the children, after enjoying their adorable Legos.

Coat Dress

After playing paper airplanes with the STEM students, the most attractive world leader in the world encouraged the kids, "You're doing very well. This is the way to learn."

Yes, and how much easier to learn with the help of Melania at your side? 


Thank you, First Lady, for doing your part to make America great again.




Fredd said...

The current FLOTUS makes the former FLOTUS missed as much as polio.

LL said...

The Former FLOTUS is "floating" indications that she'd like to run for political office, sort of the way Hillary Clinton became a senator. There are precious few progs taking her up on that.

I know that it is somehow 'wrong' to discuss the wookie on Melania Mondays because she was like a bad rash - that is now gone. Melania is what a FIRST LADY should look like, with poise and grace. It's a wonderful change (as Fredd notes above).

Infidel de Manahatta said...

As much as I enjoy Melania Mondays I can't help think something is missing. Perhaps Yoko Tuesdays?

LSP said...

Fredd, let's hope that polio doesn't make a come back, or the wookie in a gunnysack.

LSP said...

It's strange, LL, but the gunnysack model doesn't seem to attract much excitement, even from the progs. And we have to ask, was "Lady" biology specific?

It's clear, on the other hand, that Melania's actually a woman. Pleasant change indeed.

LSP said...

Infidel, the GENIUS of YOKO! Per you, Handel, Beethoven, Yoko. The Big Three.

I see a series. Maybe Yoko Yesterdays?

Fredd said...

LL's right. There will be a Sen. Michelle Obama haunting the senate floors at some point in the future. We don't yet know the state she will carpetbag yet, but it will be a blue one.

Maybe Massachusetts. She can primary Pocahontas, the 'woman of color.' At least Michelle has some color to her, so that my old joke 'Elizabeth Warren? A woman of color? I've seen better tans on jars of mayonaisse' can be retired.

I can hardly wait.

LindaG said...

No Yoko days. Ugh.

I was thinking as I read Melania Mondays that she would probably make a good President. The last president set the precedent for a non-citizen being elected...

Jules said...

Not a fan off Melly T's dress with the assortment of colourful stones on the shoulders but if anyone can pull it off, she can. She looks particularly scornful in her red dress. Maybe people weren't colouring in properly? She looks like she could be a little strict when things go awry and outside the lines. She does, however, do scornful beautifully.

LSP said...

Fredd, I'm with you. Michelle, or "Mitchell" might well stage a bid for senatorial power.

O happy day... we'll need a new joke.

LSP said...

Juliette, I get the feeling that it'd be unwise to go against the Will of Melania. Sloppiness probably isn't an option. But I'm just guessing.

LSP said...

Linda, I agree. Melanoa for President!

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