Showing posts with label Melania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melania. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Melania is Very Awesome



This is Melania, America's popular and glamorous catholic First Lady.



Melania speaks five languages and used to be a model. She loves our troops.


And they love her. She's the honorary Colonel of many regiments.




Others aren't. Do you think Melania could ever be mistaken for a man?


That is all,


LSP


PS. Follow @LoneStarParson on twister. Same message, different platform. Cheers.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

HAIR




Hair? Well yes, especially if you're legendary Millionaire Socialist Nancy Pelosi. She needed a special treatment from her stylist and got it, despite hair salons being shut down by Democrat edict in the Golden State. One rule for our ruling #MillSoc elite and another for all the serfs, eh?

But before you can say stunning hypocrisy and all pigs are created equal but some pigs are more equal than others, Savage Angel Kayleigh was on it, on loop:






Tucker wasn't off the X-Ring either:






Note how Pelosi, caught red-handed in skulduggery, malfeasance and outright appalling optics went straight on the offence, accusing the salon owner of "setting her up." She, Nancy, the actual criminal, is the victim and the wicked hairdresser's the aggressor.

Whoa, Nancy, ten out of ten for sheer, brazen, talons-out aggression. Do we see a pattern emerging in the Democrat playbook? Commit a crime, get accused of it and then furiously transfer blame to the innocent party. In this case hairdressers, in others, the police or President. 




It's probably in Alinsky's Rules For Radicals, if you care to read it. Whatever the case, word to the wise. 

Speaker of the House, think twice before you tangle with hairdressers, they have weird and dangerous power. That's why I use barbers, if you can find them these days, which isn't easy. And stay tuned for a red flip in California come November.


Off topic but should Kayleigh McEnany become Honourary Colonel of everything? After Melania, obviously.

Cheers,

LSP

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Melania Addresses The Nation



America's popular and glamorous First Lady spoke to America tonight. Well done, Melania, for doing your not inconsiderable best to make America great again.

Do you remember her predecessor?

MAGA,

LSP

Friday, March 20, 2020

Majestic Melania Addresses The Nation



America's First Lady offers the nation timeless words of advice and consolation at this time of crisis, as the storm is upon us. Melania's love of children, life, and country are as self-evident as her majestic, elegant simplicity.


Elegant Simplicity

Here at the Compound we join with loyal Americans everywhere in giving thanks to God that patriots are in control. You can imagine, perhaps, what the outcome would have been otherwise.


Behold Satan

We will, as America's popular and glamorous First Lady reminds us, survive this ordeal and emerge stronger, more unified and better able to face the threats that beset our constitutional democracy. 


A Beautiful White Hat

And they're manifold, not least a transnational cabal of sociopath, corrupt, venal, alien, consumed by greed, nihilist traitors who care nothing for God, country and people.




Stay strong, keep the faith and thank you, First Lady for doing your not inconsiderable best to keep America and by extension the West, great. 

God bless,

LSP

Thursday, January 9, 2020

Melania & Satan's Ruby Ring



Here at the Compound we were delighted to receive a Christmas card from America's popular and glamorous First Lady. Thank you, Melania, for the work you do to keep America great and for being a faithful Catholic Christian. 

Are the two synonymous? Surely yes, Christ didn't start anything that wasn't complete.

Our Adversary, on the other hand, marches to the beat of a different drum and loves rubies, ruby rings especially. Have a look:




Satan's jewel crown? Emmylou sings:


God grant you a blessed and peaceful night, White Hats rule this town now.

Victory is assured,

LSP

Saturday, December 7, 2019

NATO



"What do you think of NATO?" The hippy paused over his lathe, "Tell me what it is and maybe I'll join." Ha ha. But seriously, what's the point of the Northern Atlantic Treaty Organization now that we're in the 70th year of its existence.

To defend against the armored Soviet horde rolling into Europe and enforcing socialism? To stop sinister Bolshevik radicals from Moscow banning Christianity and replacing the time-hallowed customs, the foundational mores of the West with a godless utopia replete with gulags?

Hardly, that threat died some time ago. Russia has the GDP of the great state of Texas and you can argue Soviet armor didn't have to roll into Germany, France, the Netherlands, Spain and Italy to achieve the desired result. Put simply, the commies won without a shot and cultural Marxism waxes strong in what was once the heartland of Christendom.




The "bourgeois claptrap" of the family? Pretty much ended. Atheism? Ascendant. Forced redistribution of wealth? Tick. Art and architecture debased to reflect a new outlook, humanity freed from the oppressive constraints of beauty, truth and goodness. Double tick. And on.

Point being, why should America, still a predominately Christian country, spend a dime to defend these ironically led by billionaires, socialist countries in Europe. Why, what's the threat, that a Russian battlegroup will steam into Germany and tell everyone that there's two sexes, governed by biology?

Or who knows, that evil Putin-sponsored cyber spies will infect everyone's Facebook accounts to the point where we think countries should have borders and maybe, just maybe we should go to church and worship God?

Quelle unbelievable, awful horror.

Imagine, a Russian Shock Army charges across the start line and what's to stop it, the 1st Transgenders Macronne Green? And so what. Why should we pay a single cent to defend these commies that hate us?

Far better, surely, to concentrate on the real threat which is China or do we see ourselves as an occupying army? Serious question.

Your Friend,

LSP

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Colonels



You know me, so desperately reactionary as to think wimmin shouldn't be priests or soldiers or, in Hillary's case, presidents. But what about colonels?




Yes, honorary colonels of horse, like Empress Viktoria. Perhaps you don't think she looks smart and brave in her Deaths Head Hussar rig.




That would be your call and I disagree. Melania, by the way, is the honorary colonel of an irregular Texan cavalry unit. D'ye think that improves morale?

Right dress,

LSP

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Grey's Scouts Ride On



We think, understandably, that horse cavalry's a thing of the past but it wasn't in Rhodesia in its courageous if doomed Bush War in the 1970s.

Facing a shortage of vehicles, petrol and the logistical reality of having to operate in rugged terrain, Rhodesian security forces raised an experimental unit of horse infantry, MIU (Mounted Infantry Unit) to take the war to the enemy.



The MIU proved successful despite initial criticism from units such as the Rhodesian Light Infantry and SAS. By 1975 the MIU had produced tangible results, the experiment worked:

The intimidating psychological effect on terrorist and tribesman alike of the man on the horse quickly gained the MIU a hard reputation and led to a widespread respect for the 'Mahout'. The sight of a horseman, with rifle levelled, crashing through the mealies towards a terrorist was more than enough to terrify the most hard-core commissar (leaders of terrorist gangs styled themselves 'political commissars').




The MIU became the Grey's Scouts, named after Captain Grey who raised cavalry against the wizard rebellion in Matabeleland in 1896, and fought with distinction.




Horse soldiering's made a comeback since the 1970s, not least in central North Texas where membership in irregular mounted units under the honorary colonelcy of First Lady Melania is both prized and sought after.

Thanks, Mattexian, for the reminder.

Ride On,

LSP

Monday, February 18, 2019

Melania The New Eva


This inconsequential and rarely read mind blog's been accused of provincialism and a weird focus on Jussie Smollett's luvvie hate crimes. 

So to set the record straight we're broadcasting Melania blasting socialism. Thanks, Adrienne, for the heads up.

Well done, First Lady.

LSP

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

And From Melania



"A somber tribute at Flight 93 National Memorial this morning. We honor the many lost at the hands of evil on 9/11. It's a time to remember the strength of this nation & the power that comes from unity, leadership & courage. God Bless this great nation."

Well said, First Lady,

LSP

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Peter Fonda, Adrenochrome Junkie?



Disturbing evidence suggests that legendary film star, millionaire socialist and motorcycle legend, Peter Fonda, may be suffering from Adrenochrome addiction.

Fonda, while allegedly high on Adrenochrome, attacked Barron Trump in a pituitary haze of aggression stating, "rip Barron Trump from his mother's arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles."


Ripped On Adrenochrome

After he'd come down from his Adrenochrome rush, Fonda admitted that he may have gone "too far" by saying that 12 year old Barron Trump should be ripped from the arms of his mother and put in a cage with pedophiles.

Fonda's Adrenochrome fueled rants prompted Barron's mother, America's popular and glamorous First Lady, to call the Secret Service and put the aging film star on a list of "domestic terrorists."


Melania Scorns Adrenochrome Junkies

Medical studies report that Adrenochrome triggers "psychotic reactions such as thought disorder, derealization, and euphoria.


Wigged Out

The elite, sought after drug is harvested in vivo from the adrenal gland of living humans, or by oxidizing epinephrine. Users typically exhibit fits of psychotic, violent, irrational rage.

Get better, Peter!

LSP

Friday, February 9, 2018

Melania Orders White House Exorcism?



In a February 2 interview on the Weekend Vigilante, Pastor Paul Begley claimed that Melania Trump ordered the White House exorcised before she moved in.




“The First Lady – in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went down to the Capitol and Trump was being sworn in as the 45th president of the United States – Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised,’” stated Begley.




According to the pastor, demonic images and pagan voodoo idols were removed from the White House, sinister leftovers from previous occupants.

The Clintons attended a voodoo ceremony in Haiti on their honeymoon, where they witnessed a person being possessed by a spirit. And in her forgotten book, What Happened, Hillary claimed she wanted to "make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins."




Barack Obama legislated against orthodox Christians, brokering in gay marriage, the infamous "contraceptive mandate" in Obamacare and sanctioning lawsuits against Christian religious orders, institutions and businesses. At the same time, Obama championed Islam as a "religion of peace."




Melania, by contrast, is a devout Catholic and her husband has reportedly invited pastors into the White House for prayer seven times in the past year.




Here at the Compound we have to ask, if the White House wasn't exorcised, why not?

Out, demons, out.

LSP

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Boxing Day MAGA



Have you noticed how much better Christmas was this year, as though a cloud of MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) oppression had lifted from the land? We certainly did here in the Metrosprawl; no complaints.




The kids, who won't be kids much longer, woke up to stockings that included micro drones and almost fell over themselves with excitement. Thanks, LL, for the inspiration. Then we drove to Dallas to celebrate with the rest of the family.





I got a MAGA ornament to go with the PSG (Presidiential Snow Globe), which was pretty uplifting and some neat unicorn paraphernalia. Be magical, it tells us. Hard not too with America's popular and glamorous First Lady in the White House. Seriously, think of the alternative.





Nasty, right?  Unlike the neat boxing robots I got the kids. Perhaps you remember them from the '70s, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em; who knew these fighting 'bots were still being made. Perhaps they weren't and now they are, thanks to tax reform and putting America first.



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With that in mind, all the best for the Feast of St. Stephen and as always, MAGA.

Happy Boxing Day,

LSP

Monday, October 9, 2017

Melania Mondays! Columbus Day Special



It's Columbus Day and you're either "taking the knee" like a traitorous millionaire socialist coward, defacing statues or eating spaghetti and celebrating the day. 

Here at the Compound we chose the latter option, which is why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!



MAGA

Melania's taking a well-deserved rest in Palm Beach today after visiting Las Vegas in the wake of the recent, apparently motiveless, Mandalay Massacre. But the office of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady never sleeps, especially when under attack.


Mourning

Yes, there are people who unwisely choose to attack the former Yugoslavian supermodel, such as Ivana Trump, who told ABC's Good Morning America, that she, not Melania, was "First Lady."


Don't Mess With This Woman

"I have the direct number to White House but I don't really want to call him there because Melania is there," said Ivana, while attempting to promote her new book. "I don't really want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that because I'm basically first Trump wife [sic], OK? I'm first lady, OK?"


 Ivana (left)


Jealously? Really, Ivana? The real First Lady's office is well-known for being able to turn on a dime and issued the following statement.

"Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and the President. She loves living in Washington, DC and is honored by her role as First Lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books. There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex, this is unfortunately only attention-seeking and self-serving noise."


 MAGA

Here at the Compound we think that speaks for itself and well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

Happy Columbus Day!

LSP

Monday, September 18, 2017

Melania Mondays! STEM Edition




What's Monday without Melania Mondays!? Not much of a Monday at all, enough to make you want to shoot the whole day down. Which is why we're delighted to bring you another episode in the life of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady.


Note Heels

After helping people in hurricane disaster zones, you'd think that Melania would take a well needed rest, after all, she deserves it. But no, she's been uplifting and inspiring children, promoting STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) education at a youth center.


Maternal Melania

"Hi sweethearts," said the maternal First Lady as she entered the room of aspiring technologists, "Welcome Mrs. Trump" said a giant heart in red marker.


Don't Mess With This Woman

Melania presented the lucky children with a White House coloring book, "This is the Oval Office, where the President sits and makes all the decisions. You could make a pink room in the White House," said the Presidential Consort to the children, after enjoying their adorable Legos.


Coat Dress

After playing paper airplanes with the STEM students, the most attractive world leader in the world encouraged the kids, "You're doing very well. This is the way to learn."

Yes, and how much easier to learn with the help of Melania at your side? 


Leader

Thank you, First Lady, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP