Better in song? Here at the Compound we think it is. So expressive, beyond prose. So here's a song:
Rousing, eh? Of course we're shameless Monarchists here, in the frozen depths of Texas, where the climate's changed on account of our not paying enough tax. Oops. Now you pay the price, ICE. What an historic day.
Yes, Melania Mondays is back, and back with a vengeance as America's popular and glamorous First Lady takes the stage to assume what's rightfully hers. That being LEAD WOMAN in America and thence the entire world. You'll note the First Lady wore an attractive black coat and elegant black hat, hiding her eyes. Why?
Because, dear readers and most especially traitors, you don't want to see the retribution which flashes from them. Sometimes it's better intimated than fully disclosed. That in mind, do you think Vogue, Vanity Unfair, Tatler, and Himmler Homes & Gardens will decide to feature Melania in upcoming issues?
The vote's out, but I call big money demands it. In the meanwhile, well done, Hon. Col. DLC for looking as awesome as our boys expect. And look at what you missed.
By the left,
LSP
