Welcome To Oz

 

Yes indeed, Oz, Dallas, the great Metrosprawl, home to millions and millions of people chasing the dream. Fair play, the place has filling stations, complete with crazy homeless people who squat on the sidewalk on the corner of Illinois and Zang.

It has supermarkets too, like the local Tom Thumb, which has, they tell me, an outstanding in house florist, and it has Winnetka Heights where Ma LSP lives. I tell you, the area was sketchy in the '90s when the aged ps moved in. Now? Not so much.

So here we are in the 'sprawl in a spirit of filial piety, and that's no bad thing. Thank God, and I mean that, that our family is close enough to do such a thing, but I won't bang on, you get the point. In unrelated news, it seems the USS Gerald Ford's being laid up for 14 months because of a fire in its laundry room. Huh.

On topic, 47's announced back door negotiations with elements of Persian authority who apparently want peace. No nukes for us, just peace. How awesome. You'll note there's a 5 day rider on this deal which curiously coincides with a USMC taskforce arriving in theater.

OK, if Donny Boy takes down the Mullahs all is epic forgiven. If not? Since when did any of his base vote for moar war? They didn't, they voted for the opposite and he campaigned accordingly. Wow, what a gamble. If the Persian adventure backfires then bye-bye midterms and with it a massive L to the conservative movement in the Anglosphere, Europe and beyond. 

Now, I'm not a gambling man, you know this, but if you were to suggest I wager my vicious and valuable fighting monkey on such odds I might raise an eyebrow. You can imagine the scene unfolding in a bay window looking onto St. James.

"I say, devilish busy in Hormuz. Tell ye what, my dog over your dead monkey all day long." We pause and consider, "Damme, money on and twice as fast, eh?"

Just throwing it out there, do feel free to disagree, and I forgot to say. Harvard is still Satan's Vatican though far more wealthy.

Cheers,

LSP

The Golden Fleet

 

47's planning a new era Navy, a Golden Fleet featuring far larger, deadlier warships with a displacement of up to 20,000 tons, dwarfing today's destroyers.

These battleships will operate within a constellation of smaller ships, fast and agile, incorporating advanced new drone technology and weaponry.

Yes, America and the world awaits the maritime triumph of the Golden Fleet, but who will build it? According to Global Defense News:

"The U.S. shipbuilding industrial base, already stretched thin by the Columbia-class submarine program and Ford-class carriers, would need a major investment surge to support the Golden Fleet vision. Labor shortages, supply chain fragility, and capacity bottlenecks across key yards such as Bath Iron Works and Ingalls Shipbuilding may threaten schedule and budget discipline. According to a Navy shipbuilding cost model reviewed by Army Recognition, the Golden Fleet’s large surface combatant could cost between $4 billion and $6 billion per hull, depending on weapons loadout and radar suite."

US shipyards had better get busy, eh?

Semper Fortis,

LSP

World Leaders Walk The Runway - Tariff Edition

 

Tariffs? Yes indeed, fair trad forever. There's even a video, check it out:

What a compelling fashion show! Thanks, Random Reality.

Cheers,

LSP

The Last Two Weeks

 

Wow, what a fortnight it's been, It's like a buzz saw's been taken to our unelected and deeply beloved rulers. Here's a video:

That's all, for now.

MAGA,

LSP

Buckle Up Kids - We're Going To Mars

 

Buckle up, kids, we're going to Mars. That's right, we're going to conquer the RED PLANET. So important, don't you think, to have a goal or purpose in life worth striving for? Joining the Reform Club, defeating the Woke Mind Virus, freeing J6 political prisoners, striving for spiritual perfection and COLONIZING MARS. Thanks, LL, for the photo of our new colony.

Space is Deep,

LSP

The King Returns

 

Better in song? Here at the Compound we think it is. So expressive, beyond prose. So here's a song:

Rousing, eh? Of course we're shameless Monarchists here, in the frozen depths of Texas, where the climate's changed on account of our not paying enough tax. Oops. Now you pay the price, ICE. What an historic day.

Cheers,

LSP

And He's Back

 

Wow. 47 was in war mode this morning in the Rotunda, back, and back with a vengeance. Highlights for me? Joe Biden looking like an internally collapsed husk, Franklin Graham's benediction, and Trump's remarkable speech.

Going to Mars? Nice. Gulf of America? Yep. Secure border? About dam time. Two genders. Sensible. Reinstating soldiers fired for not taking the scamdemic vax, with back pay, bringing back manufacturing to the US, drill baby drill, and on. Just a heckuvva thing, and if 47 can do what he's promised I'll be one satisfied punter.

47's speaking right now at the Capitol One arena, slamming the green climate hoax, boosting tariffs, and about to sign some Executive Orders, including pardons for J6 political prisoners, "We're not gonna put with that crap anymore." Quite a thing. What a day.

Story developing,

LSP

Der Sterner

 

So, the Golden Golem of Greatness, Trumpissimus, got himself reelected, and with all these flagrantly Nazi policies like: A country should have a border, putting your own country first as president is a good thing, energy independence, bringing manufacturing home to the States. How very, very, very, utterly Fascist Nazi. Then there's the evil Hitler 2.0's foreign policy.

Stop fighting wars, which have nothing or little to do with American security and everything to do with the MIC. Wow. Sheer. Nazi. What about annnex Canada. That's a war of liberation from RainbowBloc tyranny, surely. Liberate England? From rape gangs? About time. And while we're at it, let's have Greenland and the Panama Canal.

Greenland and Panama are a security issue, obviously, Canada and the UK are all about spreading democracy, freedom of speech and all of that. Liberation, if you will. So very, totally, indubitably National Socialist and, probably, Putinist to boot. Perhaps you remember that. Putinism.

For four long years, 45 was under investigation for being a Russian Spy, that's right, a Nazi Russian Spy (NRS). It's almost as lame as an E8 blowing up a Tesla truck in front of Trump Tower with a bootload of fireworks in Vegas, yet here we are.

That aside, since when did a country having a border and its president wanting to put his people first become Fascist? Oh, I know. Since the people who waxed stratospherically rich from asset-stripping our country co-opted the Left. There's an axiom there, if you care to draw it.

Cheers,

LSP

Moar Robot

 

See what I'm sayn'?

Best thing I’ve seen today.
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— 𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 (@Lead_Flinger) November 17, 2024

Cheers,

LSP 

VICTORY

 

Nικη, Victory! not to be confused with a wretched running shoe; and victory's exactly what we've got, a resounding nationwide smackdown of loony left governance. Guess what, idiots, normal people don't want the schools they pay for to trans their kids. And lo and behold, your great open border import the vote scheme didn't fly so high either.

Go figure, it seems persyns from south of the border don't automatically vote rainbow left because of the color of their skin. Good heavens, how remarkable, think Pinochet. What a wake up call, do you think they'll hear it? I doubt it, these fools are locked down deep into their own bicoastal unreality and will go, in my opinion, double or quits.

Fair enough, roll those bones, see where they fall, but don't be surprised when everything you do produces the opposite of its intended result. It's like an axiom.

Word to the Wise,

LSP