Buckle up, kids, we're going to Mars. That's right, we're going to conquer the RED PLANET. So important, don't you think, to have a goal or purpose in life worth striving for? Joining the Reform Club, defeating the Woke Mind Virus, freeing J6 political prisoners, striving for spiritual perfection and COLONIZING MARS. Thanks, LL, for the photo of our new colony.
Dear readers, all three of you, do you think the rainbow pride trans cult woke mind virus is going to aid our military, our warfighting capacity? Of course you do, because excluding trannies from the armed services equates to losing their valuable capabilities on the battlefront. Here, I rest my case.
See that? Sure you do, and now you're inspired to lay down your life for your rainbow-hued country. It just shouts combat prepared, except that it doesn't, which is curious. Why are the Left baying for war and at the same time doing all in their power to emasculate the military? Good question, and whoever said Satan was sane.
In the meanwhile, our adversaries mock us as degenerate and "gay," and who can blame them? Look, here's evil Putler and the Cossacks going light on P Riot.