Cheer Up!

I apologize. This lighthearted mind blog's become a bit serious, full of letters by French Generals, photos of aging female trolls, assorted Illuminati stooges and the dupe pawn jihadi shills of the NWO. So cheer up and enjoy America's popular and glamorous First Lady looking good on deck. 

And some rod and gun. Shakespeare Ugly Sticks guarding an SKS. Proper little Chicom blaster. Nice, right?

But what about this, a plush unicorn "comfort sock," which has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the Church of England. Beautiful, isn't it.

And for good measure, a lovely Christmas tree ornament.

There, better already!

Your Friend,

LSP

Melania Mondays! Halloween

It's Monday and time for some welcome relief from the insanity that's become the news cycle. Fortunately for us, Melania's here to help and she's not been idle.

Well known for her love of children, America's popular and glamorous First Lady stepped out in style at the White House Halloween party, handing out candy to children.

President Trump got in the Halloween spirit too, waving a serpent staff over the trick-or-treaters. Some observers describe this as a "hex" or a "spell." 

But the President was only emulating Moses, whose serpent staff, the Rod of God, devoured the snakes of Pharoah's magicians and protected the Israelites in the Exodus and beyond.

Melania, who's regularly attacked by snakes in the lying, corrupt, smug, elite, mainstream media, clearly enjoyed the imagery and went on to bring happiness and smiles to lucky children.

Well done First Lady, for doing your bit to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Readers of this internationally respected mind blog are still reeling from frightening images of failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, and who can blame them? 

Here at the Compound we understand that, which is why we're delighted to lift everyone's spirits with another installment of Melania Mondays!

America's popular and glamorous First Lady's been busy flying the flag in style. She met the Queen at Windsor Castle.

Well known for her love of children and veterans, she visited with Chelsea Pensioners and school children in London.

Blenheim Palace got a look in too, with one commentator describing Melania as looking "ethereal" and like a "Disney Princess;" unlike Britain's famous traitor, Theresa May, who didn't.

Then it was on to Finland for the Helsinki summit, where the First Lady met with her counterpart, Jenni Haukio, before the President's meeting with Vladimir Putin.

Melania attended the press conference following the historic meeting, where both leaders laid out sensible objectives for bilateral cooperation.

As a sign of goodwill, President Trump was given a Russian football, which he cheerfully passed to a smiling First Lady.

On behalf of us all, well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Some of you might not be too happy today. Perhaps it's our massive debt, the leering face of Lyin' Comey peering out at you from everywhere, Hillary not being in jail, and the wall still not built. Or war, maybe that's got you down. But whatever the case, here at Melania Mondays! we want to turn that around.

Looking Good in Black

America's popular and glamorous First Lady's been busy looking good, even though she's spurned by the millionaire socialist fashion industry. They favored Michelle Obama, who appeared on the cover of at least 30 US fashion magazines, including Vogue.

See What You've Been Spared?

See? Right out of the gate we've got a reason to celebrate, Michelle isn't on the cover page anymore. Neither is Melania, because she's not a Democrat but that's OK, she doesn't have to be. Thanks to the miracle of the internet, we can see her everywhere. Sorry, legacy media.

Christmas With Melania

And what do we see, the smartest, best looking First Lady we've ever had? There, another reason to turn that frown upside down.

Looking Good in White

President Trump has declared that Melania's his "rock." Well said, Mr. President and well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Here at Melania Mondays! we're pleased to report a surge of grassroots support for America's popular and glamorous First Lady, after she was attacked by Millionaire Socialist, Jimmy Kimmel.

MillSoc Kimmel, net worth $35 million, mocked the way Melania read stories to children at the White House Easter Egg Roll, making fun of her accent. The wealthy leftist's racist jibes provoked a furious response from Sean Hannity and caused outraged citizens to sign a petition demanding a boycott of Kimmel's show.

The petition has been signed by over 150,000 people and accuses Kimmel of "true bigotry" and a "disgusting attack" on "our First Lady." It will be sent to "the front door of Disney/ABC studios" in California.

Unfazed by Kimmel's racism, Melania beamed to cameras as she stepped out in style for a date night in Washington DC with the President.

You can sign the Boycott Kimmel petition here and well done, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Just because legions of DC paper pushers are taking a holiday thanks to vote hungry Democrats doesn't mean America's popular and glamorous First Lady takes a break. Far from it, Melania took to social media this weekend to say how much she's enjoyed her first year as FLOTUS.

"This has been a year filled with many wonderful moments. I’ve enjoyed the people I’ve been lucky enough to meet throughout our great country & the world!" 

The people of America have enjoyed the First Lady too and weren't shy to say so on Twitter. For example:

"Thank you Melania for gracing our White House with your elegance, quiet strength, intelligence, gentle loving spirit and love for God and this country. We have needed you for a very long time!!"

"You have been a great and unique, blessed addition to @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Presidency. We are grateful for all U do especially for America and for loving the American people who have been badly mistreated during last 8 years. G-D Bless you. EB."

"From the moment you stepped on the national stage you have brought grace & style to your position. Everywhere you travel you make us proud as a people. You have endured much unfair criticism which you rise above. Thank you for all you do, gracious First Lady of our land."

"Thank u dear Melania. You bring such grace and beauty with u every where u go as u represent America. We r so thankful. God Bless You."

However, some compared the stylish former model and devout catholic unfavourably to her predecessor, Michelle Obama. Here at Melania Mondays! we leave you to be the judge of that.

Well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again and happy anniversary!

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Here at the Compound we know that Mondays aren't always easy. For many it means a return to cubicleland and mind jarring commutes. But we're delighted to lighten the load with yet another episode of Melania Mondays!, giving you an uplifting excursion into the life of America's popular and glamorous First Lady.

Melania hasn't been idle, far from it. Apart from going to Mass, caring for children, reversing damage done by the unattractive Obamas to the White House and beautifully representing America abroad, she's been beating back members of the sly, corrupt, venal, lying, salacious, elite mainstream media. Such as Michael Wolff.

Following wild claims in Wolff's recent book, Fire and Fury,  that Melania cried when her husband was elected President and that their marriage was a sham due to Trump's "chronic infidelity," the First Lady's Communications Director, Stephanie Grisham, fired back.

"The book is a work of fiction. It is a long-form tabloid that peddles false statements and total fabrications about Mrs. Trump. In short, it's irresponsible and yet another 'journalist' looking to profit off the Trump family and this administration," said Grisham to CNN.

America's First Lady is well known for her compassion but seriously, so-called Wolff, do you think it's wise to cross this woman? Go ask the Daily Mail.

In the meanwhile, thank you, Melania, for doing your part to make America great again. And oh, lest we forget, you can get Wolff's book here, for free. Thanks, Wikileaks.

MAGA,

LSP