Monday, April 16, 2018

Melania Mondays!

Some of you might not be too happy today. Perhaps it's our massive debt, the leering face of Lyin' Comey peering out at you from everywhere, Hillary not being in jail, and the wall still not built. Or war, maybe that's got you down. But whatever the case, here at Melania Mondays! we want to turn that around.

Looking Good in Black

America's popular and glamorous First Lady's been busy looking good, even though she's spurned by the millionaire socialist fashion industry. They favored Michelle Obama, who appeared on the cover of at least 30 US fashion magazines, including Vogue.

See What You've Been Spared?

See? Right out of the gate we've got a reason to celebrate, Michelle isn't on the cover page anymore. Neither is Melania, because she's not a Democrat but that's OK, she doesn't have to be. Thanks to the miracle of the internet, we can see her everywhere. Sorry, legacy media.

Christmas With Melania

And what do we see, the smartest, best looking First Lady we've ever had? There, another reason to turn that frown upside down.

Looking Good in White

President Trump has declared that Melania's his "rock." Well said, Mr. President and well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.




Adrienne said...

I willing to bet anything that Trump is scared sh*tless of her. Melania, unlike Ivana, knows how to use her feminine wiles and brains to control her husband. And the second one should have eschewed boinking the body guard on the beach.

Yep, Melania is a real feminist.

Brig said...

Melania, makes Mondays worth it.

LL said...

Michelle Obama has been making the rubber chicken circuit, hinting at a run in 2020 to oppose President Trump on the Democrat Ticket. It would be interesting if President Trump (tweeted something about changing the law so that Melania could run in 2024 to succeed him) advocated for her if only to screw with the corrupt, smug, sly, elite media.

LindaG said...

Definitely one smart, pretty lady.

LSP said...

Adrienne, if I was Trump I'd hesitate to cross her...

LSP said...

That's what I think, Brig!

LSP said...

That's a very good point, LL. Melania for 2024. It could play out like this, assuming the Old Boot's hubris delays Michelle:

Trump v. Hillary 2020.

The CRONE loses for the THIRD time.

Melania v. Michelle 2024.

Vanity Fair and Vogue push hard for Mitchell. Melania WINS!

I like that result.

Rebecca said...

Too bad Melania isn't eligible to run for president, what with being a naturalized citizen and all.

LSP said...

Rebecca, I agree. Entirely. She'd win, too.

White Hats rule DC now.