Friday, December 14, 2018

Cheer Up!

I apologize. This lighthearted mind blog's become a bit serious, full of letters by French Generals, photos of aging female trolls, assorted Illuminati stooges and the dupe pawn jihadi shills of the NWO. So cheer up and enjoy America's popular and glamorous First Lady looking good on deck. 

And some rod and gun. Shakespeare Ugly Sticks guarding an SKS. Proper little Chicom blaster. Nice, right?

But what about this, a plush unicorn "comfort sock," which has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the Church of England. Beautiful, isn't it.

And for good measure, a lovely Christmas tree ornament.

There, better already!

Your Friend,



LL said...

It's important to be ready for Christmas. Because it's not JUST about presents.

LSP said...

LL, I say that to Juliette but I'm not sure she's convinced. Hmmmm.

Fredd said...

Love that helicopter ornament. Of course, if word got out that you actually hung that on your tree, before you know it a mob of angry liberals in pink hats would be pounding on your front door with pick axes and shouted threats.

After all, 'it's the time of the season,' as the Zombies once crooned.

LSP said...

Fredd, I have to agree. It's a valuable ornament, as well as attractive, so I'm not announcing it to the pink hat mob, except on the internet. But no one looks at this kebob stand on the information superhighway so I think I'm safe.

Nice Zombie point.

RHT447 said...

Your SKS looks to be a Yugo, complete with the evil, dreaded grenade launcher. Kalifornia's take for some years has been this--

Yeah, good luck finding one those grenades still in captivity.

This was Century Arm solution to be able to sell them in Kalifornia. Remove the GL and tack weld a muzzle brake on.

Just one more reason why we now live in Texas.

Fredd said...

Well, me and the other three guys who read your stuff will know. Mums the word, tho.

LSP said...

Right on, RHT. I just checked the weapon and it's got Chinese stamps on the receiver, so I guess it's from there. It shoots well enough and was stupidly cheap.

Must find a... grenade.

LSP said...

Fredd, we have a pact of silence.