Melania Mondays!

It's Monday and what better time to turn away from the murderous face of Streatham Jihad and towards America's popular and glamorous First Lady. That's why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!

Melania loves our Armed Forces and they love her, who can blame them?

Our First Lady also loves children.

And the Blessed Virgin Mary.

People don't groan and talk about wookies, gunny sacks or ambiguous sexual identity when they see Melania. No, they stand and cheer instead.

That's because the former Yugoslavian model who speaks 12 languages loves America and its people, as well as her signature Louboutins. So well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA 2020,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Some people sit for the national anthem, others stand and America's attractive and glamorous First Lady lost no time in showing off her patriotism in a red, white and blue varsity jacket at yesterday's Mar-a-Lago Superb Owl party.

Melania started off the celebration by casting an appreciative eye on the Florida Atlantic University band and cheerleaders. According to one observer, the internationally popular former model looked "runway-ready" in a pair of blue Louboutins and "ravishing" on her arrival in Florida, wearing an off the shoulder red coat. And who are we to disagree?  

Today Melania flew to Cincinnati to visit children who were born with Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome (NAS). NAS has become acute with America's opioid crisis, as increasing numbers of babies are born addicted to their mothers' narcotic.

The First Lady, who loves children, brought Valentines Day cards, coloring books and good cheer to the youngsters.

Well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP