It's America's popular and glamorous First Lady's birthday today, and here at the Compound we're celebrating. Long may she reign, well into 2028. Do you remember the last iteration, Dr. Jill? Here, have a look:
And then there was the Lightbringer's, ahem, wife, "Michelle." Don't say field negro highly attractive. How fashion swooned over this beautiful example of elegant wymxnhood:
Was anyone fooled? Some were, the same people who tripled up on their vax 'n mask and called Trump a Kremlin agent. The very same people who told you to believe in The Science, all the while transing their kid. Coz biology has nothing to do with gender and if you think differently you're a literal Nazi. National Socialism aside, what d'ye think of 47's photo in the Eternal City with El Cocainsky?
As you ponder this curious issue, do spare a thought for our longsuffering and beautiful First Lady.
Your Pal,
LSP
