Saturday, April 12, 2025

You're Fired

 



Vice Admiral Shosana Chatfield. US representative to NATO. Utterly fired.


how did zhe get all zhir medals?


Admiral Lisa Franchetti. Chief of Navy Operations. Commandant of the United States Coast Guard. Brazenly fired.


totally heterosexual


Admiral Linda Fagan. Literally fired.


excuse me?


General Charles "CQ" Brown Jr. Without question, fired.


sad face


General Timothy Hough. Time to go, we've had enough. You're fired.


two-bit traitor


Colonel Susannah Meyers. Traitorous services no longer Space Force required, you're fired.


SNLR

Commander Brett Robblee and Command Master Chief Felix Phillips. Two birds with one stone fired. Nice.


Good work, keep it coming, and you can read all about these DEI woke clowns on the internet. Let's restore our military to fighting efficiency and get rid of the rainbow. Speaking of which, Hegseth's apparently instituting the USMC BFT across the services.

What's the point of a grossly overweight transsexual Master Chief who can't even run three miles? Good question.

Cano Arma Virumque,

LSP


16 comments:

LL said...

A lot of rot has developed in the Department of Defense and it needs to be excised with precision. Thanks for reminding me.

Borepatch said...

Amen

Paul M said...

What’s all this you ask? A good start.

“What's the point of a grossly overweight transsexual Master Chief who can't even run three miles?” Not dissimilar to being chased by a bear and able to outrun your hiking partner…or as LL says, “A target”. Or worse, those types likely ask if the newest army issue “pumps” make their hairy legs looks longer. The whole thing is just dementedly gross.

Beans said...

Hmmm.. As a meat shield (which is the old-school gaming term, literally toss the meat shield in front and let them soak up damage) that might work. Unfortunately, those who best personify "meat shields" are always in the background, some headquarters far away safely in the back, not even fobbits or REMFs but Puzzle Palace warriors and base shelobs (not an actual military term, but I define a 'shelob' as a grotesque femalish deadly blob that has its webs spread everywhere and anything the webs and it touch, all withers from the poison.)(One of my friends married a shelob. 15 years later he was the only one working, raising the two kids, cooking, cleaning, doing everything while she worked at the onerous task of becoming one with the sofa while simultaneously overfilling said sofa.)

Beans said...

Fire them all, but keep them in the service long enough to do a thorough investigation into their misdeeds and then court martial them. Hammer them with everything possible from treason and sedition to theft and espionage.

They must pay for their sins to this great nation.

Especially that twitwiffle Space Force piece of garbage. Quite frankly she should have been called out right there and then, shipped to the Pentagon, have everyone come outside, and then remove all rank and awards from her.

Wild, wild west said...

D-O-D used to have a procedure for that. It's got a beat and you can dance them out the door with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Mnp6VAmEc

RHT447 said...

Now recall General Mark Milley to active duty, and court-martial him. With apologies to the movie "The Crossing", "Those stars make damn good targets. Even a Yankee gunner couldn't miss them".

Well Seasoned Fool said...

What, require competence once again in our Armed Forces? But, but, the Lightbringer promised to, "fundamentally change our country", and finally delivered that promise during his third term. Now we are dismantling his work? Tsk, tsk.

LSP said...

LL, hopefully just in time, eh? Speaking of which, I've been dismayed at the Signals' lack of combat preparedness. If, say, an Expeditionary battalion were hit by hostile fire, how many would A: Fire back B. Run C. Surrender?

I call a B/C combo. Serious reorg required, apparently.

LSP said...

About dam time, Borepatch, and forgive me for not commenting at your place. Will make up the deficiency!

LSP said...

Paul, what can we say? Something better change.

LSP said...

Reverend Beans, I like "base shelobs." Good call.

LSP said...

Please, Beans, let's see some arrests. Please?

LSP said...

Wild! I haven't seen that in ever. Excellent.

LSP said...

Yes please, RHT.

LSP said...

My dear WSF, I too am perturbed and dismayed by the outright disloyalty shown towards our Beloved Rulers, not least the Magic 0.