Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Luncheon

 


There's no rest for the wicked and so I found myself hosting our Southern Deanery and several bishops, "Should we meet at Ya Ya's?" offered one pontif, and I countered, "No, I'll provide food and we'll meet at the Compound." What did this mean?

I laid it out, "Gentlemen, it's very complex and nuanced. Start at one end, seize a plate, napkin, mustard, mayonnaise, meat, cheese, perhaps a pickle and off you go." And off they went. You'll be intrigued to know roast beef was most popular. Ham? Not so much.

At the end of it all we vowed to continue the crusade against leftist liberal atheism, so no change there then. I tell you, what a good group of men, and I don't say that lightly. In other news, you may have noticed Canada's gone full NWO Com/Cap. 

Good luck, frozen North. Smart people are moving South while they still can. It's warmer here. And cheaper. Not so many solar panels, you see.

Your Old Friend,

LSP


PS. Word to the wise -- if you're prepping lunch for Texan clergy buy beef, medium rare obvs.


10 comments:

Dad of Six said...

We discovered Dukes Mayo on a trip to Tennessee in 2021 and have not looked back. Definitely the best.

Anonymous said...

Your luncheon took place on Radonitsa (Радоница - The Day of Rejoicing).

Ed Bonderenka said...

Doing the Lord's work.

Beans said...

We shall see whether Trump's plan to split off the mineral wealthy plains
provinces from the left Canada goes. From what I've gleaned off the various blogs and other webthingies, the aforementioned plains provinces are mighty peeved at left-wing Canuckistanolia.

As to luncheon meats, I like my roast beast on a sammich. Store-bought? Not so much. I'll choose ham over beast in that regards. Then again, I don't actually cook/cure my own ham so I do have to rely on someone else for that.

But, yes, a nice sandwich spread is hard to beat in warm weather.

Ritchie said...

"Smart people moving." Those who can, in the way of a distilling process. Who doesn't like a bit of distillate?

LSP said...

I think so too, DOS. Just better.

LSP said...

Now that, Anon, is an excellent point.

LSP said...

Right on, Ed. What a good bunch of guys.

LSP said...

It went down well, Beans. Then there's Canada. If I was Alberta I'd be less than happy subsidizing the rest of the country.

LSP said...

Well yes, Ritchie, yes indeed.