Say No To The Unicorn

 

Do you remember SCOTUS declaring homosexual marriage a constitutional right? Sure you do, and TEC's General Convention roared in applause at the news, I know, I was there. At last, they cheered, same-sex marriage is an actual RIGHT. What does this mean, apart from degeneracy and the devolution of our judicial mind.

Let's be clear, being opposed to same-sex marriage is unconstitutional or something very like that. Well done Left, you positioned perverted sex into the same privileged status as race. Remarkable and almost unthinkable a decade or two ago. Yet here we are, and you'll note the Left and their pet judiciary haven't followed SCOTUS' decision to its absolutist conclusion. Why?

Because they're scared. As in we're gonna lock you up for being a hate bigot on account of saying no to homo marriage is a bridge too far. At least in the US, for the most part; the UK, Ireland? Maybe a different story. Whatever and imploding Net-Zero Europe aside, stand fast against Rainbow Stasi tyranny because if you don't it will gore you with its horn and beat you under its relentlessly thudding hooves.

The Compound calls open season no bag limit.

So Over The Rainbow,

LSP

BREATH TAX

 

Tax That Terrorism

Everyone knows we're in a war, a bitter war, a vicious war, a no-holds-barred war against a ruthless enemy, the Weather. You see, what happens is this. Thanks to man-made Carbon Dioxide (CO2) emissions, fragile planet earth is shrouded in CO2 and heats up like a greenhouse, which melts the glaciers and floods Vanatu and Martha's Vineyard. Disaster.

So Not Satanic

Polar bears die, sad, and multi-million dollar mansions get washed away in the flood of rising sea water, tragic. Awful, and it's all down to Carbon Dioxide being spewed out by us, humans. So to save the planet we must stamp out Carbon Dioxide. Yes, you may even have heard the slogan, NET ZERO. That means no more. Absolutely zero CO2. The venerable if shrinking Church of England's all in favor of this, obviously, but here's the thing.

Note Bear

Humans produce CO2, Carbon Dioxide, it's a function of breathing, and accounts for 0.1% of the UK's Gaia destroying carbon emissions says the Sceptered Isle's Daily Mail. This is a problem, to put it mildly. Here at the Compound we propose a solution, tax the air. Here's a song:

On topic, don't you think?

LSP

MIllionaire Leftist Dunderhead

 

Wunderwaffe

Do you remember when it was Global Warming? Because of all the carbon-spewing industrialisms that were going to destroy the planet, with their carbon? Yes, we all do, Global Warming, such a terrible thing. Then it became Climate Change.

thanks, LL

Dam, the weather changes and might kill us all, better pay moar tax. And that's what the climate grifters did, wrote off checks to their friends in the name of Net Zero at the expense of you, the Weather Serf. And guess what, the delta-minus serfs believed it. All hail K Street Marcom!

Seriously, genius. But I'll leave you with this. Raytheon, all hallowed MIC integer that it is, invited the world to applaud its latest naval anti-air munition, the jolly little green Sea Sparrow. Make of this what you will.

Your Tzarist Pal,

LSP