WINTER STORM APOCALYPSE

 

General Winter is upon us, with weather pundits predicting a ferocious ICE STORM hitting the North Central Texas Exclusion Zone as early as Friday afternoon and continuing on until Sunday. Freezing rain, sleet, ice, and then snow, such is our ancient adversary's revenge on the Lone Star State for failing to pay the weather tax. No carbon credits for you, Texans.

We'll see how this Ice Age Apocalypse unfolds, and if worse comes to worse we'll start burning last year's broken furniture on a fire kindled by long forgotten tracts from the erstwhile Episcopal Church. Stay tuned for photos of fire, ice, and collapsing rainbow globalism.

Speaking of which, have you seen 47's performance at the loathsome WEF? Quite a thing and, apparently, we now own Greenland but don't have to pay for the purchase. Russian strongman, Putin, is apparently in favor. Well, why should he like the annoying Danes. But could Greenland, the WEF and this catastrophic storm be cover for something more serious?

As in a Prince of Persia Boss game. You'll note Globemaster flow, the Jordanian air corridor, Iranian radar being switched off and Great Britain's mighty multicultural aerial Rainbowforce being deployed to Qatar. Wow, imagine the damage all those maybe 10 planes are going to do to the Mullahs in Tehran. 

Hey, every little bit counts.

Kizmet,

LSP

BREATH TAX

 

Tax That Terrorism

Everyone knows we're in a war, a bitter war, a vicious war, a no-holds-barred war against a ruthless enemy, the Weather. You see, what happens is this. Thanks to man-made Carbon Dioxide (CO2) emissions, fragile planet earth is shrouded in CO2 and heats up like a greenhouse, which melts the glaciers and floods Vanatu and Martha's Vineyard. Disaster.

So Not Satanic

Polar bears die, sad, and multi-million dollar mansions get washed away in the flood of rising sea water, tragic. Awful, and it's all down to Carbon Dioxide being spewed out by us, humans. So to save the planet we must stamp out Carbon Dioxide. Yes, you may even have heard the slogan, NET ZERO. That means no more. Absolutely zero CO2. The venerable if shrinking Church of England's all in favor of this, obviously, but here's the thing.

Note Bear

Humans produce CO2, Carbon Dioxide, it's a function of breathing, and accounts for 0.1% of the UK's Gaia destroying carbon emissions says the Sceptered Isle's Daily Mail. This is a problem, to put it mildly. Here at the Compound we propose a solution, tax the air. Here's a song:

On topic, don't you think?

LSP