Showing posts with label #Fauxtrage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #Fauxtrage. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Civil War



The left, in a fit of perpetual fauxtrage is calling for a civil war. At least that's the rhetoric and the reality runs to kicking people out of restaurants in ferocious displays of virtue signalling and bizarre attempts at rabble rousing by octoganerian crones. Risible.

But what if the fauxtragistes had their way and actually started a revolution. You know, a shooting war to make every bathroom trans friendly, all starting with assassinating the president, which is what they're threatening. 

If that happens, Mike Pence will become President, the "religious Terminator." Here's Wictor:




What will Pence, the Religious Terminator, do as President in the face of an insurrection? Perhaps the LA riots are instructional.




According to Wictor, we dodged a bullet.




Take out the trash, there's a lot people in America that voted for that and the left might want to think about how this'd look if it came down to it.

I'll leave you with a video.




Cheers,

LSP

Friday, June 22, 2018

Fauxtrage!



Do you feel concussed, worn out, weary, fatigued, irascible, ready to snap at any moment? Yes? That's because you're suffering from the debilitating effects of Traumatic Fauxtrage Stress Disorder (TFSD), or "Faux Shock."

TFSD's brought on by relentless barrages of fauxtrage, shrieking cacophanies of faked-up, hysterical moral indignation, pouring down on you like a Stalin Organ in full flood. And it's constant.


A Typical Stalin Pants Organ

Do you remember the faux civil rights movement, Black Lives Matter, and their phony hysteria when thugs got shot by the cops? And the Statues! Cue another salvo from the faux Katyusha. It's all forgotten now but such is the nature of fauxtrage, it's vicious but short lived.


A Typical Katyusha

Then there was the great feminist Grab 'Em Fauxtrage of 2016, quite the barrage, only to be replaced by the foaming-at-the-mouth, Cold War frenzy of Russia hacked the election. Thanks a lot, Putin, for destroying our democracy and putting your spy in the Whitehouse.


Stormy The Prostitute

But that got boring because there wasn't, like, you know, any proof. So the rolling thunder of hysteria moved on to Stormy The Prostitute. Outrage. Sorry, fauxtrage, and it too fizzled like a malfunctioning Soviet rocket. Hunh, fail, back to the drawing board and don't mention Bill Clinton.

Now it's The Children. Trump is a racist, unchristian, child hating, Nazi monster for enacting inhuman, fascist immigration laws. Rockets fire! But, dammit, the laws were put in place by other presidents, and while we're at it, since when did the Planned Parenthood left ever care about children?


A Millionaire Socialist

As in MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) Peter Fonda, who told social media and the world that 12 year Barron Trump should be "put in a cage with pedophiles." And we won't talk about the millions sacrificed by MillSoc Cecile Richards to demonic Moloch.

So stay tuned, as this latest blast of hysterical anger fizzles away to nothing and's replaced by another frenzied salvo of leftist fauxtrage. But while we're waiting for the faux shock and awe of the next assault, consider this.


Fauxtrage

The presenting causes of fauxtrage are transparently fake but the anger isn't. The dustbin of history BLM, Statues, Grab 'Em, Russian Collusion, Stormy The Prostitute, Children, all these and more are simply signs or channels.


Moloch

I'd argue bogus ones at that, but nonetheless emblems of a real inner and spiritual anger. Of an incohate, nihilist rage that seizes on the nearest available thing, no matter how flimsy, to find expression.

Now that's something to fight.

Fish on,

LSP