Showing posts with label /pol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label /pol. Show all posts

Saturday, November 25, 2023

Thursday, July 9, 2020

Rainbow Skidmarks




Skidmarks, ahem, on a rainbow? Are we reaching peak 2020? In related news, my Fascist ladder attacked me with vicious white supremacism. Have a look.




Wow. What. A. Racist. In case you've been asleep under a Klansman's hood for the past thirty years, the "OK sign" is a thinly veiled White Power symbol. This helpful infographic explains its meaning:




OK, all hail /pol but please, please, someone, anyone make it stop. By "stop" I mean rainbow Maoism, obviously.

Thanks,

LSP


Tuesday, June 30, 2020

The Best Song Ever


Copy and archive this amazing song while you can. Before the Left bans it because they're all in favor of free-speech and tolerance.


But is anyone 1619 fooled? That'd depend on your 1488, right? Sorry, Lefties, the digits side with us and then some.

DFTR,

LSP


Friday, June 5, 2020

Thursday, October 3, 2019

What?


Have a gaze at this short infovid and your initial reaction, at least if you're sitting in the Compound's kitchen asking God to bless Texas is, "Look at that demon possessed crazy!" as you chuckle at AOC's consternation. But look again.

Bomb Russia, we have to eat the babies, a ready-made T proclaiming Save The Planet, Eat The Children? Hmmm, here in the newsroom we detect the hand of /pol, yes, a troll of possibly heroic proportion. If so, well done that girl! If not, the song remains the same.




Speaking of trolls, Putin hasn't lost his mojo and cleverly took down some hair-slicked, polished, besuited NBC hack. It went like this:

QUESTION: Is Russia, as Robert Mueller alleged, attempting to influence the 2020 elections in the United States?
VLADIMIR PUTIN, VIA TRANSLATOR, WHIPSPERING: I'll tell you a secret. Yes, we'll definitely intervene, it's a secret, so that everybody can laugh and so we'll go big. But don't tell anyone, please.

45, who's an Apex Troll, hasn't been idle either but that's for another day.

Keep America Great and Trump 2020.

Your Pal,

LSP


Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Yet More Predictions?



We're here, idly sharpening kukris and wondering at the luminescent wolf fangs found on the steps of the Compound in the half-light of dusk. 

And, of course, waiting with bated breath for the outcome of the most important elections known to peoplekind ever. Yes, ever in the history of fragile planet earth 'til now.

After tonight will we be like this?




Or like this?




Only time, gentle readers, will tell.

MAGA

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Bombs Everywhere!



Everywhere you turn, a new bomb; it's getting hard to move without falling over a random bomb, just ask Robert De Nero.  So where do they all come from?




Who sent the bombs?




Why did they send them?




Will the deluge of bombs never end?




What evil would turn people into crazed bombers?




Disturbing, isn't it.




Time to call in the bomb squad!




Thanks /pol,

LSP

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

CPL Circus Freakshow



Have you ever seen anything like it? The President nominates a straight-arrow-as-you-like man for SCOTUS and the left goes crazy ape berserk, to the extent of madness. 




We heard the screaming, we saw the Handmaids Tale cozplay and we've watched in amazement as one after another apparent victim of Kavanaugh's sexual abuse is brought into the spotlight by none other than Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels' creepy porn lawyer.




None of the self-proclaimed victims have any evidence, at all, but so what, the Dems are desperate. Who cares if Swetnick has a massive lien, went to weird singles balls and was in college while she was hanging out at multiple train rape high school parties.

Like, who cares if Ford's yearbooks reveal her to be a boozehound, blackout, teenage sex drunk? 




Hey, I don't judge but Dems, you're not doing your cause any favors. Speaking of which, Michael Avenatti, creepy porn lawyer, is thinking of throwing his two tone suit into the 2020 race. That's if 4 chan doesn't get him first; remember Shia?




Whatever, here's a silver lining. Avenatti 2020.

Your Old Friend,

LSP