Friday, October 12, 2018

I Do Love A Fresh Beto!

It's one of life's simple pleasures, kick back with a cold can of Modelo and a delicious fried cheese beto. Lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, mayo and ketchup, all in a bun.


Savor the moment as you bite into your beto, then wash it down with an ice cold beer and let the moment linger. A pricey sandwich at $38 million but worth every penny. 

And no, don't say it comes with F grade circus meat masquerading as BBQ, and that it's really an Irish sub pretending to be from Mexico. Ignore those rumors as just that, rumors. 

Mmmmm. Look at that delicious Beto.

Speaking of which, Ted Cruz has something like a 7 point lead on the faux Mexican, open borders, JFK reincarnate sandwich. Will Beto go the same way as Wendy "Abortion Barbie" Davis and find itself thrown into the electoral deli trashcan of unwanted novelties? Time will tell.

In the meanwhile, experts say that genius superstar MillSoc celebrity, Taylor Swift, is the satanic simulacrum of devil worshipper Anton LaVey's daughter, Zeena Schreck LaVey.

Satanic Clones

Is Taylor, notorious alt right icon, a gene clone of the high priestess of Seth and Soror Sanctissima of the Secret Areopagus?

Devil Twins

Whatever the case, Trump can't stop winning. Do you remember Chrissy Ford and Russian Collusion? No, neither do we.

Out demons out,



Adrienne said...

Whoa! The resemblance is striking. However, if Swift was a devil worshiper or a witch, she most definitely would have conjured up a voice that didn't depend on auto-tune.

As for Beto, I just read somewhere that he uses quite a bit of blue language at his political events. Has the world gone mad? Just 50 or so years ago someone like Beto or Occasional Cortex would have never even been considered for public office.

Jim said...

A CAN of Modelo? NO! Get it in a bottle! I prefer the Negra.

LSP said...

Adrienne, I'm no expert but Taylor does look a lot like Anton's daughter. So, granted she's a satanic clone, how come she needs an auto-tune? Something's obviously wrong with the super mega talent homunculus.

Then there's Beto and the Cortex. Such stars.

Has someone put a hex on the Democrats?

LSP said...

Jim, you're right and I won't argue.