A time traveler from Wednesday, November 7, 2018 has brought back a stunning picture of the future, showing what appears to be a giant rainbow pinata on America's southern border.
The futurist, Mr. W. Wolf, says that the gift will be left by a "caravan" of "Guatemalans and MS-13" as a "gift." And because the future isn't fixed, several responses are possible.
(1) Hit the pinada with artillery.(2) Napalm.(3) Haul the pinada through the fence as a triumph of Democrat policy?(4) Hook it up to a Sikorsky Sky Crane and drop it twenty miles off-shore?
Here at Compound News, we're amazed by these revelations from the future and with the time traveler, urge everyone to get out and vote.
Your Best Friend,
LSP
14 comments:
There are places in America (San Francisco, Austin, and all of Minnesota come to mind) where if ANYTHING is painted with a rainbow, it must be good. Those same places also excel in the worship of Baal. Coincidence? You be the judge.
As to the pinada, napalm works.
A big piñata calls for a big stick.
Goodie! Something else to beat the crap out of...
Science project: How many 7.62mm incendiary rounds does it take to light a pinada on fire.
I would TOTALLY do that if I was in high school today.
Hahaha! Great infographic.
I feel a pinâta hunt is inevitable.
Is a rainbow pinata similar to a rainbow unicorn? Asking for a friend.
Hey LL. Let me know when you make the attempt. I'd like to be there to see it and I'll be happy to assist in any way.
So far, with early voting - if the local mainstream media can be believed - the dems are out 2-1 for voting. But that is mostly for the local city candidates, who are almost all dems that are running; so no surprise.
I certainly pray that the national elections bleed red!
That's an excellent point, LL. Rainbow Baal and note, Baphomet's trans, disturbingly. And what a good pinata project, watch my tracer!
Jim, I won't say it doesn't.
Have at it, Adrienne!
Juliette, I stole it from the Wolf. It's a photo from the future.
Yes, Anon. The two are species of the poisonous and aggressive genus, Rainbow Beast. I hope that helps your friend.
I'm with you, Linda. Let's see.
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