A time traveler from Wednesday, November 7, 2018 has brought back a stunning picture of the future, showing what appears to be a giant rainbow pinata on America's southern border.
The futurist, Mr. W. Wolf, says that the gift will be left by a "caravan" of "Guatemalans and MS-13" as a "gift." And because the future isn't fixed, several responses are possible.
(1) Hit the pinada with artillery.(2) Napalm.(3) Haul the pinada through the fence as a triumph of Democrat policy?(4) Hook it up to a Sikorsky Sky Crane and drop it twenty miles off-shore?
Here at Compound News, we're amazed by these revelations from the future and with the time traveler, urge everyone to get out and vote.
Your Best Friend,
LSP
