Waterworld!

I won't lie, it's raining like fury and it's been doing that all day. Obviously the Weather's revenge for the great state of Texas kicking the new messiah god king, Beto, to the curb.

Our common enemy, the Weather, didn't enjoy the spectacle of its millionaire socialist ally being left behind like Satan's discarded toy. So it's trying to drown us out.

The Enemy Looms

But we're not worried, we've faced off against the Weather before and we'll do it again, no matter how hard it tries to force us to become mindless socialist drones of the Illuminati hive mind.

Speaking of which, the Democrats are trying to steal elections in Florida and Arizona. For that matter, they're trying to steal the entire process of suffrage through open border immigration. And all in the name of tolerance, openness, freedom from tyranny and, you know, enlightenment.

She Broke Her Ribs

The calculus goes something like this. We hate the West and its people, so we destroy its hateful families, religion and culture and replace it with something else, namely immigrants from our former colonies. And guess what? They vote for us, unlike the people we've displaced.

Then, goal achieved, our ruling tech, political and celeb elite can kick back in their private islands' infinity pools while everyone else looks out at the awesomeness of their shack before psyching up to work in an Amazon warehouse.

I Will Give You My Ribs, Mistress!

But hey, that warehouse employment policy is trans inclusive so don't worry, workers, you're living in a utopian paradise.

In other news, Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG) has broken its ribs and landed in hospital, provoking Alyssa Milano to offer her ribs to keep the ancient Justice running.

Surely this doesn't augur another SCOTUS vacancy for the hated Orangeman to fill?

Stand by the Jams,

LSP

Taylor Swift Does it Again!

Super talented mega star and MillSoc beauty, Taylor Swift, has come out swinging against Trumpism and the GOP, accusing Marsha Blackburn, Republican Senate Candidate for Tennessee, of racism and misogyny.

The fabulously wealthy millionaire socialist took to Instagram to blast "systemic racism," boost "LGBTQ rights" and encourage people to register to vote. CNN's reported a surge of voter registration in Tennessee, the "Swift Effect."

Swift, who's world famous for genius pop hits like We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, has enjoyed iconic status in the so-called "alt right."

Will that continue, now that Swift's broken up with her legion of adoring fans by endorsing Marsha Blackburn and the Rainbow? Will Tennessee go with Swift or opt for MAGA?

Taylor Swift's net worth is $320 million, why be a poor socialist when you can be a rich one.

Tennessee, do the right thing and vote out your elite rulers.

MAGA,

LSP

OUT DEMONS OUT

Right minded people everywhere were shocked and appalled when the Satanic Temple set up a temporary shrine to Satan at Arkansas' state capitol.

The Baphomet statue, which has creepy overtones of pedophilia was put up to protest a monument featuring the 10 Commandments. If the state can endorse the one then it has to allow the other, runs Satanic Temple logic.

And to be fair, it's all a larf. Until you wake up and discover a satanic portal in your backyard and a demon's gnawing on your buddy's elbow.

Speaking of demons, here's Asia.

Rumors that Asia's a devil witch pedo occultist are entirely that, rumors. And lest you forget, Baphomet's trans.

Out Demons Out,

LSP

Good Morning Texas Even Though It's Now Evening

I stood to somewhere around first light. No, not to scan the perimeter in the predawn mist, senses sharpened to razor-like intensity, but to get the kid up for his daily football workout. Lights on, hands on socks hands off... you get the drift.

It was a beautiful, cool, overcast morning with the promise of sun breaking through the clouds and it was neat to drive out to the school as the town was coming awake. It reminded me of England in May, except hotter, without the rain and, well, the resemblance fades when you get down to detail.

The kids were already getting athletic by the time we pulled up to Football HQ; there must have been a hundred or so youngsters running around, not including the "ballers" who were starting to get busy lifting weights. And all this activity several weeks before school even starts. Well done kids, healthy body, healthy mind.

Back at the Compound, strong coffee in hand, I reflected on the morning's evolution. They say that life lived for others  results in life itself. 

Easy to say, isn't it.

God bless,

LSP

Putin Buys Ice Cream, Like A Boss

Some argue that Russian strongman and former KGB Colonel, Vladimir Putin, is the greatest statesman politician of our time. And a New Constantine to boot.

Others disagree. The Globalist, Satanist, Illuminati, New World Order transnational elitocracy hate him and want us to go to war against this catholic Christian, nationalist upstart, who dares to believe in his country against their bankster hegemon. 

The lying, vain, rude, corrupt, mendacious, venal, gender dysphoric shills in our mainstream media hate Putin.

Make of that what you will.

Stand by the JAMS.

LSP

Real News

By way of celebrating President Trump's SCOTUS semi-victory, I figured I'd cook up some curry. Look, don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean the Compound's getting weak on Islamic terror or that we're about to observe Ramadan in the Missions. It's just a curry, a chicken curry, that's all it is.

A month or so ago I couldn't have managed it because the medico had removed the gnashers. Gone, like the Clinton candidacy itself, and it was reassuring to visit the dentist today and discover that everything was healing as it should. 

You see, what they've done is screw two screws into the lower jaw. These will become "implants." Sounds nasty, doesn't it, and I have to say, keep your teeth if you can. Still, a good result; such is the miracle of modern dentistry. 

In other news, I decided to hone my skills as a journalist by interviewing the Cadet. You can watch this incredible footage here. And note this, unlike CNN and the networks, it's not fake news.

Shoot, Fish, Ride,

LSP

Trump Dumps Paris

The Globalist New World Order was dealt a smack 'round the chops today when President Trump announced he wasn't signing on to the Paris Climate Accord. "Pittsburgh not Paris," was Trump's motto and he has a point.

Why should America shut down and impose higher costs on its industry so that China and India, for example, can gain competitive advantage in the global marketplace? Or to put it another way, why should America redistribute its income to the developing world?

Because if we don't, it's argued, the ice caps will melt and everyone will die in a smog-ridden, polluted dystopia that makes Soylent Green attractive. The only problem with this compelling logic is that it's completely wrong.

Leaving aside the not-so-settled science of Global Warming, sorry, Climate Change, the Paris Accord allows emergent industrial powers such as India and China to go on polluting. To put it more bluntly, Paris lets the world's biggest polluters to pollute yet more still while far cleaner America, in particular, is penalized. And even if the Accord was fully adopted, the climate would change by an inconsequential degree, some 0.2 of a degree Celsius.

A Rich Lying NWO Illuminati Globalist

This means that the weather part of the Accord, its argument, its fakey raison d'etre isn't true, it's a lie and a brazen one at that. If it wasn't, the Accord would actually do something about global pollution and it doesn't. But it does do something else, it proposes regulation on American industry that either forces it to shut, such as coal, or puts it at a disadvantage vis-a-vis countries like China.

So what does the phony climate treaty actually achieve and who gains?

Typical Parisian Street Scene

Not the Weather, that still gets polluted by China and India to hell and back. Not the American worker, he gets to go on welfare when his coal mine's shut down to save a non-existent drowning Polar Bear and his steel mill's been relocated to the Asian Sub-Continent.

On the other hand, the unelected weather bureaucracy and the administrators of green climate funds do rather well. Nice money if you can make it. So do governments who are desperate to find an excuse for a new tax; look no further than the Weather! Then there's our transnational and stratospherically wealthy friends in the New World Order.

Do they gain from an America whose manufacturing base has been removed to countries with minimal slave labor costs and, by the way, equally minimal Parisian regulation when it comes to pollution? 

The Dalek

Here's a picture of Houston's Dalek to help you reflect on this difficult but important question. And while you're at it, consider Barack Obama's legacy and why he felt it necessary to exterminate so many American jobs.

Stand by the JAMS.

MAGA.

LSP

French Media Makes Pathetic NWO Attempt to Block News

Well, well, no sooner has NWO Illuminati Rothschild stooge, Macron, been hit with a 9 gig email hack than the lying, corrupt, smug, elite media in France has decided to impose a news blackout. You know, in case their candidate doesn't win. Go, Moloch.

Here at the Compound we're standing by the JAMs and for all you French readers, check out the links.

So much for tolerance and free speech, French satraps of the New World Order. But watch out, Moloch, your days are numbered.

Hail Kek.

LSP

Fyre, Teach You To Burn

Rich party goers were badly burned at Ja Rules' and Billy McFarland's exclusive VIP festival, Fyre, in the Bahamas.

Swine 

Rich ravers, who paid $10,000 a ticket for admittance to the exclusive island party, were greeted with wild dogs, refugee tents and soggy cheese sandwiches, instead of the luxury hedonism they'd been promised.

12K

Disaster. And now they're suing Ja Rules and Billy in a class action lawsuit to recoup some of their lost pocket change. Fyre? We'll teach you to burn, is their motto.

Fyre Fare

Will rich party people turn loss into profit in this unedifying spectacle of elitocracy run disappointed in the Bahamian sands?

Here at the Compound, we're working the slides of our Glocks and asking, is 3 am eternal? 

Stand by the JAMs,

LSP