It's Bushcraft Wednesday!

Bushcraft is about surviving in the wild, far away from the comforts of home and supermarket. Part of that means knowing about the creatures of the wild, both predators and prey. To that end, Team LSP is pleased to present this infovideo.

Here at the Compound, we hope you find it as helpful as we do.

Your Pal,

LSP

Enter Sandman

I have to post this, because it's genius.

Kick out the Jams,

LSP

Happy Hanukkah!

This is for our friends in Israel and the IDF.

Happy Hanukkah

Go for it, Bibi.

God bless,

LSP

Culture of the Damned

A friend asked me the other day if I believed in the Devil and I replied that I did. "Good," they answered, "Then maybe I'm not crazy, because things sure look satanic." 

Maybe you think that's an exaggeration and that there's nothing wrong with our new normal, a normal that says it's OK to sell baby parts and rewards the company that does it with your money. 

A normal that parses freedom in terms of Crowley's "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law," and accuses you of hatred for daring to believe that marriage is something that takes place between a man and a woman, regardless of Bruce Jenner spending over $4 million to prove otherwise.

Or more seriously, a dominant worldview which says we come from nothing and return to it, so in the meanwhile live as though there were no tomorrow and place your bets on a financial system based on infinite debt and greed.

In short, a new normal based on the kind of radical nihilism described by Dostoevsky in The Devils. But go right ahead, look around you and congratulate our brave new world experiment in secularism, and wonder why people aren't getting any happier.

Then, as you ask that question, ask another. Has our culture stopped believing in God, or simply shifted its allegiance?

There's a boom in exorcism. Go figure. I'm off to clean a gun.

LSP

The Witch Wants What's Best For You

Just kidding! This actor wants what's best for herself, i.e. moar power. Will she get it? Good question and I guess that depends on whether people want to vote for a person who helped supply Al Qaeda with arms and blamed an Ambassador's death on a video.

Then there's the secret server and the magically erased 30,000 emails. Nothing to hide there, move along, vote for Hillary.

In the meanwhile, Mexico is being struck by the biggest hurricane ever, and Texas is besieged by the weather.

Is Hillary behind this? Is she a Weather Witch? Or just another inside-the-beltway Illuminati shill for the New World Order.

Or both,

LSP

Church of England Found Wrecked in London Suburb

Police in Kingston, Southwest London, discovered the wreckage of the Church of England, in the middle of a suburban road.

A worried member of the public called the police last Friday, reporting a mysterious object on fire, next to a traffic island. When police arrived at the crash site they "couldn't believe their eyes" and wondered if they had found a UFO.

According to a police post on Facebook, “Officers from Emergency Response Team A were dispatched along with the London Fire Brigade. When they arrived on scene they couldn’t believe their eyes!”

“The officers that arrived on scene described the item as looking like a crash landed UFO! But it was just the Church of Egland [sic]."

Giles Fraser

How the Church of England ended up on fire in the middle of Malden Road, Kingston, is a mystery. Police have appealed to the public for help in solving what may be a crime.

Crowley

In the meanwhile, celebrity Aleister Crowley lookalike, Rev. Giles Fraser, has suggested that the Church of England can escape from its crash by worshiping in tents, like Moses. "Moses didn’t have to worry about the hole in the roof," stated Fraser in a recent article for the shariasymp Guardian, "He worshipped in tents not temples. And we must learn to do the same."

Good luck, CofE,

LSP

A Zombie Communion, Archbishop Welby Calls a Primate's Meeting

It's happened, the moment we've all not been waiting for, when the head of the world's third largest denomination, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, calls a Primates meeting. It's going ahead, the letters are out, and the Primates have been invited to meet, face to face in Canterbury, June, 2016.

So what's it all about? To find a way forward for worldwide Anglicanism to somehow exist while holding irreconcilable differences within itself. Here's Welby:

Useless

"Our way forward must respect the decisions of Lambeth 1998 (which upheld Scriptural teaching on marriage)... recognising that the way in which proclamation happens and the pressures on us vary greatly between Provinces. We each live in a different context.

“The difference between our societies and cultures, as well as the speed of cultural change in much of the global north, tempts us to divide as Christians: when the command of scripture, the prayer of Jesus, the tradition of the church and our theological understanding urges unity."

Zombies

Roughly translated: The Anglican Communion can continue as one big tent provided everyone agrees to disagree and by the way, to break unity with the big tent is against Scripture, Tradition and the will of Christ himself. So take that, trads. If you split from us and our lesbian bishops, you're being disloyal Christians, and anyway, take a pill, it's all contextual anyway.

The GAFCON (Global Anglican Future Conference) Primates weren't slow to answer:

"It is on this basis that the GAFCON Primates will prayerfully consider their response to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s letter. They recognize that the crisis in the Communion is not primarily a problem of relationships and cultural context, but of false teaching which continues without repentance or discipline."

Pathetic

False teaching which continues without repentance or discipline? Right on, and Welby's way forward doesn't seem to envisage much of that, if any at all. But it's a moot point; the Anglican Communion hasn't been a communion since the 1970s, when women were ordained and the orders and sacraments of its various provinces were no longer mutually recognized.

At best, Anglicanism since then has been a fellowship of Churches held together by "bonds of affection," but even these have been strained beyond breaking point by the radical liberalism of what Welby refers to as the "global north."

Oh! I have a Barbour! Whatever.

This has resulted in a so-called Communion that exists in name only, a Zombie Communion of Provinces that don't recognize one another's sacraments, orders, faith or morals. In other words, a sham.

House Elf

Welby has dared to call this hollow man together in the New Year. He shouldn't be disappointed if it blows up in his face.

Welby is known variously as Dobby, Sharkey, House Elf, and Chino.

LSP

Morissey, New World Order Shill

Remember the famous Pop Star, Morrissey? Sure you do, he was the frontperson for the awesome boy band, The Smiths. Everyone loved their tunes; they were like the Pet Shop Boys, or the Communtards, only more thoughtful.

But now Morrisey has lashed out at his lame duck, NWO superior, President Obama, accusing the architect of Hope and Change of being white like Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal, and implying that Obama is a member of the Klan.

“This is ludicrous," stated the world renowned pop star, Morrissey, "because the so-called security forces are the Ku Klux Klan to most black Americans. It seems evident to me that black males are being deliberately murdered throughout America as a closing message to Obama, telling him that his presidency has meant nothing and that the division of color is now bigger than ever."



The crazed vegetarian singer songwriter continued, "The final point about Obama is that he doesn’t look overly African black. He’s as close to soft, whiteness as someone who isn’t white could get, and I often wonder if he would have been elected if he had a stronger, more African-black face? It’s a point.”

Piers Morgan, Illuminati Also Ran

Morrissey is a well-known member of the New World Order, although he ranks below Piers Morgan. Here's some of Morrissey's great lyrics:

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world

I am a man of means (of slender means)

each household appliance

is like a new science in my town

and if the day came when I felt a

natural emotion

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump

in the ocean

and when a train goes by

it's such a sad sound

White people running around in black-face has been in the news lately. Apparently the once-famous Illuminati lead singer for the Smiths thinks that's a bad thing.

Morrissey has been forbidden by the State Department from giving further interviews.

Your Pal,

LSP

The Illuminati Are Great And Powerful?

I frequently get begging letters from the Illuminati, asking me to join their not-so-secret-anymore society and get wealth, power, fame and success. Like Jay Z, or Beyonce.

Minaj

Here's an example:

Are you not tired of poverty?Why

your mate are enjoying life.

Did you want to be rich and

have famous. Come and join

the brotherhood member

today now. Once you join us, we

are going to buy you one

dapples in any country you

wish to stay with a new car

and you will also be receiving

$250,000 dollars per week.. We

are going to turn your life with

different kind of things you wish

in your life. Do you

want to promote your

business? We can help you by

bringing you more customer

into your business. Are you a

musician? did you want

to be at the top in the world, like

LIL WAYNE, RICK ROSS, JAY Z,

SEAN PAUL, LUDACRIR..we can

make you rich like these men.

If you are in need of joining the

brotherhood, Email us

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you can easily contact us now:

+2348144368825. we are waiting for your reply

Jay Z

The benefits of joining the Illuminati are more specifically listed as:

A Cash Reward of USD $300,000 USD

A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $120,000 USD

A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice

One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.

One year Golf Membership package

A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World

A total Lifestyle change

Access to Bohemian Grove

Monthly payment of $1,000,000 USD into your bank account every month as a member

One Month booked Appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World.

Real Smart

I'm not saying that Jay Z wrote these letters, he may not have; perhaps it's Kanye, or Nicki Minaj. We just don't know. In the meanwhile...

Kick out the Jams,

LSP

Oppressed Minority

This is Bruce Jenner, who is now Caitlyn, because he's a transsexual. This makes him an oppressed minority, which is why he's on the cover of Vanity Fair.

Bruce, sorry, Caitlyn, used to look like this.

Conde Nast obviously stands for necromancy.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Big Cash In Bed With Big Gay

You might think that Indiana's Religious Freedom Restoration Act was rolled back by enraged squadrons of oppressed interior designers and hairdressers. Try adding Corporate America to the equation.

Here's Patrick Deneen, writing for First Things:

"This past spring, we saw something quite different and revealing and worrying. With the imprimatur of American elites, which was clearly given in the furor over Indiana’s RFRA, religiously based opposition to gay marriage is now more than ever likely to be treated by our society as tantamount to a hate crime. This elite-sanctioned attack on “bigotry” will not stop at Memories Pizza. It will be extended first to religious nonprofit institutions that insist upon the view that marriage is between a man and a woman—the schools, the colleges, the adoption services—and then will reach inevitably into the sanctuaries of the churches ­themselves. The narrative of bigotry will demand nothing less, and the protection that might have been afforded by RFRA and the First Amendment has been shown to be a parchment barrier in comparison with the might and power of cultural and financial elites."

Big Cash in bed with Big Gay? Better believe it. You can read the whole thing here.

Have a blessed Feast of the Ascension.

LSP

Problem? Solution #LukeyaStyle

Here at Team LSP, we like to think of ourselves as Solutions Providers. That's why we support Baltimore's recent Light Rail Initiative (LRI).

Let's have more and better trains!

Carry on,

LSP

Dog #2

This dog hates celebrity socialist millionaires and their progleft, Illuminati friends. He hates wimmin bishops, too.

Obviously,

LSP

Halloween Scary

Have fun trick 'r treating and remember. Halloween isn't Satan's birthday.

Pretty scary demoncrat pumpkin, eh?

God bless,

LSP

Spaceman

U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, is like an out of control astronaut who is lost in space, say White House officials.

According to the leftist New York Times, White House staff say Kerry is like the astronaut in the film Gravity, somersaulting through space, untethered from the White House.

Out of Control

This isn't the first time that Kerry has been described as an out of control spaceman. Israel's left-leaning Haaretz newspaper described him as a space alien.

Spaceman

"It's as if he isn't the foreign minister of the world's most powerful nation, but an alien, who just disembarked his spaceship in the Mideast," wrote Barack Ravid, the paper's diplomatic editor.

"If he gets rubbished by Haaretz it means he really goofed up," said one foreign policy expert.

Limo Lib Comsymp Millionaire

Comsymp limo-lib socialist John Kerry's net worth is an estimated $194 million. His Illuminati wife, Teresa Heinz, owns assets of approximately $750 million. 

They have a prenup.

LSP

Behold Your Masters. Dominique Strauss Kahn, Freemason, Sex Crazed Libertine. Satanist?

You know what it's like. You run the International Monetary Fund, you're like a god and gods can do what they like, especially with the help of their Masonic friends. For Dominique Strauss Kahn that meant sex, and lots of it until he was pulled off a plane leaving JFK on charges of raping a maid in his New York hotel. DSK ended up in Rikers and was released, only to be fired from his IMF position and face charges of pimping and prostitution in his native France.

The New York Times gives us a window into his lifestyle.

"That defense and the investigation, which is facing a critical judicial hearing in late November, have offered a keyhole view into a clandestine practice in certain powerful circles of French society: secret soirees with lawyers, judges, police officials, journalists and musicians that start with a fine meal and end with naked guests and public sex with multiple partners."

How much did these parties cost?

"The exclusive orgies called 'parties fines' — lavish Champagne affairs costing around $13,000 each — were organized as a roving international circuit from Paris to Washington by businessmen seeking to ingratiate themselves with Mr. Strauss-Kahn. Some of that money, according to a lawyer for the main host, ultimately paid for prostitutes because of a shortage of women at the mixed soirees orchestrated largely for the benefit of Mr. Strauss-Kahn, who sometimes sought sex with three or four women."

Who organised these parties? Masons, apparently.

"The investigation into the prostitution ring in Lille ultimately swept up 10 suspects, including Mr. Strauss-Kahn. They knew each other largely through their membership as French Freemasons, according to Karl Vandamme, a defense lawyer who represents Fabrice Paszkowski, the owner of a medical supply company who played a crucial role in organizing the sex parties."

DSK's defense is busy telling the world, or at least the French part of it, that "lust is not a crime." In the Christian playbook it is, which forces us to wonder what side of the spiritual action DSK is on and I invite you to ask yourselves how many very important and rich people were at DSK's orgies, from "Paris to Washington." 

What God do you think they worship? Here's a hint:

baphomet

Kick out the Jams.

LSP