Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Is Justin Welby The Mekon?

Startling photo-analysis reveals that the top decisionmaker in the Anglican Communion, Archbishop Justin Welby, is the Mekon. 

The Mekon

"The Archbishop of Canterbury's large, hairless, oval domehead, narrow chin and slit mouth are sure giveaways," stated one Xenologist, "And he sits on a throne, like the Mekon. He can never lose."

Justin Welby

The Mekon was created by scientific experimentation, and engineered for a very high intelligence. As such he has a swollen head containing his massive brain and atrophied body. His goal is the domination of the Anglican Communion by the Episcopal Church.

Artist's Impression of an Anglican Primate

The Archbishop of Canterbury has announced plans for a Primates Meeting in 2017. Will the primates obey their off-world ruler?

Lambeth Palace declined to comment,



LL said...

Welby does look like one of those shriveled aliens sitting on the towers in the Green Lantern movie. I think that you're onto something. All the more reason to obey his every sniveling dictate as the head primate. Harambe tried to do the whole dominant primate thing and was rewarded by a .270 fired through his skull at close range. You might warn Welby...or let him learn for himself.

Anonymous said...

Fat Freddy's Cat for Primate!

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I'm convinced!

LSP said...

As I understand it, LL, the .270 is a pretty good round, just look what it did to Harambe. The Mekon should take note.

LSP said...

A whole new level of ecclesial governance, Anonymous.

LSP said...

Grunt, I'm not saying that Justin Welby is for sure the Mekon, but I'm not saying he isn't, either.