Friday, September 16, 2016

Les Deplorables and Harambe

People were saying, not that long ago, that DJT would have a chance if he'd actually start to campaign, as in campaign, as opposed to simply sounding off. Those were the days when the fabled New York Times and the august Washington Post were confidently predicting a landslide for Hillary.

All the lib elite smugnoscenti were saying it, just look at that vulgar buffoon. Smart people like us and our Millionaire Socialist Vineyard candidate, Hillary, have to win, it's just common sense. Ratio Mitt Uns, as it were. Then things changed.

DJT's team started campaigning, as Hillary's knees disastrously buckled, she lost a shoe, and had to be bundled into a waiting SUV, like a bag of diseased rock salt. All that, after calling working class Americans who support Trump "deplorables." Barbara Streisand probably loved it.

So did Trump's campaign, who seized the moment, turned on a dime, and brought everyone a Les Deplorables rally in Miami while Hillary was busy swapping notes with her body double, as if anyone cared. 

And, not to outdo themselves, they trolled the NWO globalist elite, propaganda arm press, into live-covering a birther event in DC. And on. 

Here's the thing, one candidate for the Presidency is promising to put miners and steelworkers back to work. He says he cares about working people. The other is fundraising, when she's well enough, with her bi-coastal elite, millionaire socialist, celebrity friends. She cares too, but for a different demographic.

Who's best? You be the judge.

Kick out the JAMS.



LL said...

WWHD (what would Harambe do?)

I suspect that he'd haul Hillary around his pit in the zoo and make her his bride. Love would bloom and that would be that. Progressive? You be the judge, but I say, HELL YES. I suspect that Harambe would be a better husband to Hillary than Bill ever was and since Harambe is from Africa, he's politically correct.

Alas, Hillary's one chance at happiness was ended by sniper fire in the Cincinnati Zoo. Disconsolate, she has had seizures and blood clots on her brain. And all of the Internet memes in the world won't bring Harambe back to her.

Adrienne said...

And...........George Stepalloveryou was grilling DJ, Jr about Pepe the Frog, a well known white supremacist figure. You just can't make this stuff up. Seriously? Like Jr said, “I’ve never even heard of Pepe the Frog. I bet 90% of your viewers haven’t heard of Pepe the Frog. I thought it was a frog in a wig — I thought it was funny, I had no idea that there was any connotation there.”

A better question would have been, "How does it feel to have Hillary Clinton call you deplorable?"

And for real old fashioned fun, head over to Amazon and read the reviews (83% one star) of Hillary and Kaine's book Stronger Together. They're hilarious. Even the 5 star ratings are funny. No doubt they're paid trolls, but very funny and clever trolls.

Fredd said...

Hillary Clinton calling anyone 'deplorable' is like:

* a sumo wrester telling you that you should lose some weight.
* a retard looking you in the eye and telling you 'duh!'
* a drunken sailor telling you to save your pennies.
* that same drunken sailor suggesting you watch your language.

LSP said...

LL, Harambe will never die, in our hearts. But does Hillary have one?

LSP said...

Adrienne, I read those reviews and laughed, out loud. I think that's worth a post...

LSP said...

Those are very good points, Fredd. Hillary's on top form recently.

LL said...

Are there any Anglican exorcists?

I realize that some of the gay/lesbian bishops have made a pact with the "master" and they need to be exorcized first, but if you have the stroke to do it, have Hillary put on the list in the national interest.

LSP said...

Good call. We do have them, and obviously need to get some inside the Beltway, and the Vineyard.

Perhaps a joint operation with the National Shrine would make sense. Force multiplier.

LL said...

You need to apply for the job of Lord High Executioner and Exorcist.

I will provide a written reference to your qualifications.

LSP said...

Thanks, LL. I see you as Vicar General.