Friday, September 23, 2016

B-Dog Under Investigation

Blue Congressman, who goes by B-Dog on Kik, is under investigation. So far authorities haven't found anything incriminating.

No Kik for B-Dog

Perhaps that's because he doesn't have thumbs, or even fingers, which makes it hard for him to use the Kik app.

No iPhone?!?

Or an iPhone. And, of course, he's been "done."


Some observers believe that T-Dog is "done" too, but that's a different story altogether.

Your Old Pal,



GruntOfMonteCristo said...

He still looks guilty. Weiner, not B-Dog. B-Dog is awesome.

LSP said...

Weiner. For some reason, his Arabian sorceress wife didn't want to "know" him. Weird, eh? B-Dog doesn't have that problem, at any level.

LL said...

B-Dog doesn't look guilty unless he's caught inflagrante delicato trying to bite into a steak intended to be BBQ'd for somebody else. Then he looks guilty, and he skulks, waiting for another opportunity to engage in mischief. Which, come to think of it, is a lot like T-Dog.

LSP said...

There are similarities, LL, I admit it. But I'll resist the temptation to comment on cherry pie.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Poor Anthony Weiner. If this keeps up he might become a laughingstock and damage his political career.

LSP said...

Good point, Infidel. B-Dog, on the other hand, is a rising star. But what about Huma?