Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Swedish Witch Hunter Breaks Free

A notorious Swedish Witch Hunter has escaped from a Hassleholm psychiatric facility during a 15 minute "free walk."

The Witch Hunter was arrested in 2015 and sentenced to four months in a mental hospital for planning to attack 56 people, including his former wife. In court, the man claimed he was working with the Swedish Secret Service and that he was "God's judge."

"I am God's judge. I point the finger and say who's guilty," said the Witch Hunter during his trial.

The whereabouts of the Witch Hunter are currently unknown and when asked if extra security measures had been put in place, Hillary Clinton's campaign team declined to comment.

During an interview about his wife's health, Bill Clinton explained that Hillary was "like a demon."



LL said...

Has anyone notified Hillary's secret service detail?

LSP said...

Good question -- surely they know?

LSP said...

Good question -- surely they know?

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Well, technically, Bill said his wife "WORKED like a demon." Tomato, tomahto.