Monday, September 19, 2016

Will Solar UFO Save Hillary?

Remarkable footage shows what appears to be a UFO, orbiting the sun. Experts are speculating that the mysterious object is "sucking energy" from the sun to power Hillary Clinton's flagging efforts to win the White House.

According to one UFOlogist, video footage "shows three long appendages protruding from a main object. It also shows a fourth arm… That is more than two times long as the higher arms. All four arms are solid objects, not trails. 

Orbiting UFO

"It's sucking energy from the star to beam back to Hillary. She needs the extra power."

Hillary recently told a rally in Philadelphia that she was "discouraged" and "depressed."

“Now of course, politics can be discouraging,” stated Clinton to supporters at Temple University, “This election in particular can be down right depressing sometimes.”

Low Energy

Maybe that will change when the mystery starship begins sending badly needed solar power  to Hillary's faltering low energy campaign, but some observers aren't convinced.

Down Right Depressing

"It's just a piece of space junk left over from Jeb!'s dismal campaign," said one source on the condition of anonymity. "All the sun energy in the solar system couldn't save him and it won't help her, either. She's just low power. Maybe she's drained by the 'Oh Shit guy' and the ongoing email disaster."

Useless space junk left behind by Jeb!, or desperate hi-tech experiment to save Hillary's bid for power?

You, the reader, be the judge.



LL said...

Hillary has been low energy. Except when they pump her full of amphetamines, and then she attacks Trump for calling the Islamic Terror Bombing in NY and NY an, "Islamic Terror Bombing". Hillary points out that it's politically incorrect to do that. Trump says, "send me an e-mail on the subject".

It may be a Trump-owned spacecraft, launched by Space X secretly.

LindaG said...

It would be neat if someone has figured out how to collect solar energy at the source. I expect a lot would be lost in the transmission back to Earth, though.

My first thought was an old Telstar or some communications satellite. Maybe aliens are trying to figure out what the heck is going on in our little speck of the universe...

LL said...

You know...the more I look at it, the more the spacecraft in the photo reminds me of a Klingon "Bird of Prey", featured in many Star Trek TV shows and feature films.

Is Michelle Obama actually a Klingon woman? Take another look...

LSP said...

LL, I wondered if it was a Trump/Space X operation, perhaps a "death beam," but now I'm inclined to go with the Michelle/alien theory.

LSP said...

Telstar? Good call, Linda.

LindaG said...

The Klingons wouldn't have her. They believe in honor and integrity.

I don't think even the Romulans would have her.

Maybe the Phage...