Monday, September 5, 2016

Hillary Clinton Coughs up the Devil

Watch, as Hillary magically self-destroys. Has Satan discarded her, like he did with the unfortunate Weiner? Has her pact run out of currency? Has her power of speech, as it was at Babel, been withdrawn?

These and other questions, like the proverbial Press Conference, remain unanswered. In the meanwhile, Al Pacino says this. Hillary's been well-rewarded by the "last humanist." Perhaps that deal was short-sighted.

In God we trust,



LL said...

She's not doing well. The fits are coming more often, the drug dosage increases. She chokes and sputters and is that what we want in a leader? She needs to make it to the White House where she can hide from all of the inquiries, but will she make it in time?

Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

Unfiltered Capstan Full Strength or Senior Service?

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Boy, those nasty Russians and their dirty tricks! Putin gave Hillary something to make her cough. Why can't the Russians stay out of our elections?

Fredd said...

If we are throwing conspiracy theories at the wall to see which one sticks, how about this one:

Paula Jones, Jennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinsky, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Willy and all the other bimbos of eruption fame got together and planned to get revenge on Hillary for destroying their lives. They found a way to infect her with whooping cough, and we are seeing the fruits of their labor. She should be pushing up daisy's a week before the election.

As a famous fictitious mafioso once said, 'revenge is best served up cold.'

How's THAT for justice?

LSP said...

LL, I get the feeling that her infernal Master is abandoning her, so maybe the sands of time are running out.

LSP said...

I think we know, Anonymous, that something's smoking, and it's not incense.

LSP said...

Those pesky russkies get everywhere, Infidel.

LSP said...

I like that theory, Fredd.

When you think about it, not dissimilar to the Witches of Eastwick, though Hillary's a lot more sinister than Jack Nicholson.

Cough, Hillary, cough.