Monday, September 12, 2016

Satan Discards His Toy



All the world knows that there's something wrong with Hillary. She can't stop coughing, as though she's been hexed, and on 911 she had had to be carried, twitching and shaking, to a waiting van.


Well, Perfectly Well

Is she sick with "overheating," "pneumonia," "allergies," or some other thing, like millionaire Armani pantsuit socialism? 


Revolting

Is it the case that a demon is breaking its infernal contract and leaving her, twitching spasmodically, while it searches the wasteland for a new host?


The Djinn Looks On

Seriously, why would a person who advocates the slaughter of children in the womb, who is a ringleader for it, a cheerleader even, not be possessed?


Black Lives Matter, Hillary

Knees buckle, shoe lost.

Vade Retro,

LSP

14 comments:

Fredd said...

Not to worry, Pastor. You can't keep an evil woman down. She'll be up and at 'em, tending to her malfeasance and skulduggery in no time.

Adrienne said...

How long are these evil people going to keep saying, "It's just a blob of tissue". and "it's about women's health." Evil was unleashed on the world with Roe v Wade. Unfortunately, that horsie is not going back into the corral - at least not willingly.

LL said...

That syphilis lesion on her tongue must make her particularly endearing to Huma, who knows of such things because she's a Weiner.

There are conspiracy theorists who suggest that the seizure at the WTC was orchestrated to get her out of the "Basket of Deplorables" speech that the made in front of a bunch of queers and trannies. It would be plausible except we've seen signs of deterioration in Hillary for some time now - three blood clots on the brain in the past decade (documented) and so forth. If she was a Republican, she wouldn't have gotten anywhere, but Satan's imps love their own.

Grab the popcorn because the next two months will be fun.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

You're right, Parson. Probability of possession: 105%.

Anonymous said...

If that is the case, poor Old Nick got burnt in the deal! Who can Fiddle better than Hillary?

Brig said...

When people embrace evil, there is hell to pay...

LSP said...

Fredd, I hope you're wrong.

LSP said...

Evil's the word, Adrienne.

LSP said...

LL -- it seems Hillary just can't stop lying, about everything. Her health, Benghazi, emails, servers and on. They say that Satan is the Father of Lies.

LSP said...

A pretty virulent case, by the look of things, Grunt.

LSP said...

That's a very good point, Anonymous!

LSP said...

That's the infernal logic of it, Brig...

Fredd said...

Pastor: I truly hope I'm wrong, too.

LSP said...

She's a bad 'un...