Person of Color?

Superstar Hollywood celebrity activist Alyssa Milano is under fire on social media for making herself up in "blackface." Here's a close up.

World famous for her role as a cute teen witch in the smash hit series Charmed, Milano claims she didn't intend to denigrate and demean people of color, just a rival star, Snookie.

As a prominent Millionaire Socialist with an estimated net worth of $10 million, Alyssa Milano was quick to put the blame on Russia's leader Vladimir Putin. "Cancel culture," asserted the rich socialist on social media, "is being weaponized by the right/Putin."

As the sinister head of Spectre and Kaos, Putin's reach is notoriously long. But really, Alyssa, were you high? In other news, Nantes' 15th century cathedral was set on fire yesterday. More on that crime and the ongoing attack on the Church later.

In the meanwhile, will the Left be destroyed in a fire of their own making? Don't Say Russian Revolution.

Tanface,

LSP

Satan Discards His Toy

All the world knows that there's something wrong with Hillary. She can't stop coughing, as though she's been hexed, and on 911 she had had to be carried, twitching and shaking, to a waiting van.

Well, Perfectly Well

Is she sick with "overheating," "pneumonia," "allergies," or some other thing, like millionaire Armani pantsuit socialism? 

Revolting

Is it the case that a demon is breaking its infernal contract and leaving her, twitching spasmodically, while it searches the wasteland for a new host?

The Djinn Looks On

Seriously, why would a person who advocates the slaughter of children in the womb, who is a ringleader for it, a cheerleader even, not be possessed?

Black Lives Matter, Hillary

Knees buckle, shoe lost.

Vade Retro,

LSP

Hillary's Cough

Following recent bursts of uncontrollable coughing, it's become apparent that presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, is sick, very sick. Alex Christoforou, writing for TheDuran, suggests that Hillary's cough is psychosomatic, the result of brazen, pathological lying. Christoforou proposes a radical four point cure:

Hillary’s cough will go away for good when she does these four things:

1. Admits that the Russian hacking story was a made up thing, created by her marketing team to divert attention away from her cheating during the Democratic primaries

2. Admits that Vladimir Putin is a democratically elected statesman, and one of the few leaders trying to enforce international law and geo-political stability

3. Admits that the Clinton Foundation is a pay-to-play slush fund that took in billions in exchange for political favors

4. Admits that she murdered Gaddafi, destroyed Libya, funded ISIS terrorists, invaded Syria with jihadist radicals, and instigated a coup in Honduras.

Others believe that Hillary's cough is evidence of a revenge spell, cast by Bill Clinton's spurned mistresses, or a sign that the Devil is discarding her like a used and broken toy.  Members of the scientific intelligence community have even proposed that Russian operatives have found a way to hack into the Hillbot's circuitry, causing its body to malfunction.

Hillary's cough - caused by lying, dark magic, a failing pact with Satan, or a hi-tech Russian hack?

You, the reader, be the judge.

LSP