Light Hearted Kix

 

Dear Friends, is Vladimir Vladimirovic not the greatest troll of all time? 

RU PoV: Russia Today has published a Christmas Eve video for EU citizens
byu/gem4ik2 inUkraineRussiaReport

But this is nonsense. Russia, through its own ineptitude, corruption and sheer lack of giving money to Whitehall is going to crash and crash hard into the steppe, whilst mighty climate warriors advance on autocrat Moscow.

Imagine their victory. Rainbow flags over the Kremlin, a triumphant Pride Parade through Red Square, Gay Marriage at the Kremlin's Church of the Nativity. Imagine that and more, as your tax bucks send it. A truly multicultural Russia, in which diversity is their strength.

Just like here, what?

Your Pal,

LSP

Are We At Peak Skulduggery?

 

Did you know, dear friends, that the UK has a Brigadier General, yes, a Brigadier, admittedly retired, entirely devoted to Climate Change? You didn't? Now you do, and I think I've met him over a chop at some Club. Yes, Lieutenant General Richard Nugee CB CVO CBE. Here, check out his UKGOV bio:

Richard was appointed as Non-Executive Director for Climate Change and Sustainability in March 2021. Before this appointment he spent a year leading on the Climate Change and Sustainability Strategic Approach at the Ministry of Defence.

Prior to his work on sustainability, he spent 4 years as Chief of Defence People. His military career of 36 years includes joint, single service and international appointments.

Appointed MBE in June 1998, CBE in January 2012, CVO in September 2016, and CB in January 2020, he was awarded the US Legion of Merit for his services in Afghanistan in 2014.

 

Chief of Defence People, I guess he wasn't retired in that auspicious role. Good heavens, just imagine all those Defence People charging out to defeat the Mahdi or anyone else. But that was in the past, now CB CVO CBE Nugee will spearhead the UK's war, yes, War, against the Weather. Against the Weather, that most fickle of adversaries.

Here at the Compound we wish this Commander of the British Empire success and glory in his tireless pursuit of climate justice and look forward to his victorious defeat of our common adversary, the Weather. 

Perhaps, avid readers, you're wondering how what's left of the UK's armed forces can kill people the environmentally friendly way, the green way. Don't say corporate lobbyist backhanders, that'd be unpatriotic. Peak skulduggery anyone?

Arma et Virumque Cano,

LSP

Worship God Ye Heathen

 

Dear friends, you may have missed it, but Mass was celebrated on Sunday December 15 according to the traditional Ambrosian Rite in the Basilica of St. Ambrose in Milan for the first time in 50 years. Yes, in half a century. So what, you say with disdainful lip and dismissive eye. So a lot.

For 50 years the ancient liturgy of the West, our worship of God, has been cheapened, bowdlerized, denigrated, mocked and even banned. You see, what happened was this. Satan wasn't able to subvert the Western Catholic Church's teaching, the Magesterium held firm unlike the genius of Anglicanism, but he was able to demolish its worship.

Pan to guitar playing nuns, nylon vestments, and 1970s attack language removing all sense of the sacred or numinal from the worship of God. Pretty effective strategy, crash the worship, crash belief and go figure, RC congregations have been tanking ever since. But maybe that's changing, see the Ambrosian Mass in Milan. A harbinger of things to come?

We hope so, here at the Compound, and know this. Wherever faithful Christians truly worship God, I advise the Ancient Rite, they will be truly blessed. Not kidding, Guinea on the monkey and a safe bet.

Ad Altare Dei,

LSP

A New Series - Saturdays With Dugin

 

Are you feeling a bit downtrodden, less than happy, driven to the point of aghast jaw-drop-in-consternation by yesterday's cheery missive on MAID? By the ongoing collapse of Western Civ? By the ever escalating cost of beef and barbarian savages running amok within the gates? Perhaps so. Problem. Solution: Saturday With Dugin. Here, via Paideuma.TV, apparently run through the wretched Google translator:

 

The Revolt of Forgotten Europe Against the Globalists 

By Alexander Dugin

The rise of European Revolution: the farmers, Gillette Jauns, the populists (mostly right sometimes left), hard right, traditionalists. All against the liberal-globalists - Rotschields, Macron, Merz, Starmer, Ursula van der Leien, Black Rock, Davos elites.

The Europe is now like Ukraine: corrupted totalitarian elite against the overwhelming majority of population deprived of any rights and influence over politics with the some part of totally gaslighted society ready for voluntary suicide.

There is the civil war in Europe. It has already begun. The only power of support to EU are the globalists in US who succeed until now to contend the MAGA reforms of Trump. Deep State doesn’t give up and persist to block or sabotage every step of Trump. Trump is kept hostage.

Peasant Revolution: the real people are peasants. All other estates (except warriors and priests) are fake, simulacra. The excessive growth of the city is the cancer of society. Only the relation to the soil makes the humans human. Bourgeois is the citizen, the city dweller.

Bourgeoisie in the initial stage of Modernity replaced the real Third Estate, Peasants. It is origin of the catastrophe called “capitalism”. The capitalism is the Golden Calf cult promoted by internationalist globalist perverted elite. It is not the free market, it is monopoly.

The capitalism is the killer of free market economy. It is perverted oligarchic rule. The capitalism is the origins of the global disaster. The return to soul is the only solution. We need the new Vandee. And this time we are going to win over degraded bloody Republic.

It is high time to abolish EU. Where is our brave Elon? He wakes up sporadically to the heroic combat with the Beast but falls asleep too soon. In order to win we have to be very persevering. Like satanic Soros the knight of the Beast. Every day we need to attack them. More, more….

 

the real people are peasants. All other estates (except warriors and priests) are fake, simulacra...  internationalist globalist perverted elite... perverted oligarchic rule... Wow. And the call to action? Let's zoom in:

It is high time to abolish EU. Where is our brave Elon? He wakes up sporadically to the heroic combat with the Beast but falls asleep too soon. In order to win we have to be very persevering. Like satanic Soros the knight of the Beast. Every day we need to attack them.

Is Dugin the new Berdyaev? Sure looks like that to me, without getting down in the weeds. Of course if you're the hated, despised, condescending, smug, mendacious, elitist New Yorker he's just a "Fascist," in the "foulest sense" to boot. You'll recall his daughter was blown up by literal Banderite Fascists in 2022.

Your Call,

LSP

Serious Business

 

Have you heard of MAID, Medical Assistance In Dying? Sure you have, it's when a medical professional  kills you with an injection when you're old, sick, terminally ill, young, depressed or whatever. Canada's all about it and, apparently, MAID accounts for 25% of all deaths in the former British Dominion.  That's the background, and the story is this.

A family member, at a remove, in Windsor, Ontario, committed suicide by hospital yesterday. She had terminal cancer and was told by the medicos something like this, "You might die on Christmas day, which would be so hard on your children! So much better to do it now." 

How utterly demonic. Some say that when the bodies of MAID victims are removed so too are their organs, which are then sold. Imagine, if you can, dear friends, making your money off of that.

You might remember the slogan, "You don't need God to be good!" But look where we are without Him, in the very mosh pit of Hell. Christians, and everyone else, stand up and be counted for life. Your life and that of your family and friends depends upon it. Like no kidding.

Vade Retro,

LSP

Just Calm Down

 

We live so much better now because we don't. That aside, I reckon Lully's underrated, look, here's a video:

Calming and triumphant. Quite unlike Kier Starmer's Britain.

Cheers,

LSP

High Grounds

 

Yes, Possum Posse, remember them? I did, barely, and now entirely. What a neat video, reminds me of Calgary, if not Aberystwyth. On topic, here's Guy on a Buffalo, just for kix:

Cheers,

LSP

Some Kind Of Joke?

 

Well yes, yes it is, and the joke's on you, Guardian reader elitocracy of the Church of England. You elected Sarah Mullally to be your next leaderene. Imagine, if you can, Archbishops Ramsey, Temple, Lang et al wondering, in shocked awe, at this risible DEI appointment to Augustine's throne. "No one will take us seriously if we don't ordain womyn priests," sang the chorus. Chortle, and pan to empty pews and litugical dance in an empty church. But someone's not laughing.

That'd be Rev. Alan Griffin, who killed himself after a secret COE report "spread false gossip that he abused children and paid for sex." According to Anglican Ink:

Written by the former head of operations in the diocese, a man since jailed for a £5.2m fraud against the Church, the report contained a toxic mixture of genuine safeguarding concerns and unsubstantiated smears about 42 members of the clergy – including Father Alan.

Mullally apparently saw the report when she was the Bishop Figure of the Diocese of London and took no action. She "didn't read it," claims Anglican Ink. Rev. Robert Thompson ups the ante, "I think the entire diocese has blood on its hands. When Sarah presided at the Eucharist, I felt that the blood of Alan Griffin was on her hands."

Malfeasance, fraud and skulduggery is always despicable, and it's especially despicable in the Church, which is the Mystical Body of Christ, militant on earth, expectant and triumphant in heaven. Whether the risible Mullally will ascend to the COE's top job remains to be seen. Perhaps she'll console zhirself with they/them medals if zhe doesn't.

Your Old Mate,

LSP

Question

 

Here we are at Dallas HQ, the lights are up and I've got a question, a serious question. Should this shallow, frivolous, inconsequential and barely read mind blog start selling warez? You know, merch, like t shirts, hats, shell casings, knives, challenge coins, travel mugs, rainbow pony plushies, Aberystwyth snow globes, ties, lapel pins, precious metal and all of that.

It's tempting. For goodness sake, that castle in Shropshire and a flat in town isn't going to buy itself! So, maybe start linking to a warez print on demand portal, a sales site? Perhaps that sounds cheap to you, or not. So, should I go down this path? Perhaps, but I tell you this, no ads.

In the meanwhile, the Metrosprawl's wracked with construction because people are moving here, not least from California, we have a fleet off of Venezuela, the UK's laughably preparing to pay more welfare to Moslem immigrants for war, Russia's strongman's decried EU leaders as "swine" and the UK persists in locking people up for mean tweets.

Speaking of which, I asked a few pals over in Blighty about their role in the new all-of-country fightback against the Russkie threat. "Tell me, gentlemen, what role will you play in the new Home Guard? Commissioned, obviously, but as what?" They were ominously silent and we'll leave it at that.

Money on the Monkey,

LSP

Light It Up

 

We decided to up our Christmas lights at the compound this year, which meant driving out into the cedar groves of Olde Texas to get greenery. This soon turned into wreaths, yes, wreaths, with Wreath Minor landing on the front door and Wreath Major taking care of overwatch above the porch. Then it escalated, and before you could say Operation Bagration or I'll see you at a knife fight with a 30-30 Marlin there were garlands.

Yes, garlands of cedar complete with bows, and lights. I tell you, it was like something out of a Charles Dickens novel, in Texas. Mrs. LSP takes the credit for this Yuletide splendor but I helped, climbing up on the roof, running wire and humming God rest ye merry gentlemen with a kind of Victorian fervor.

Now? Dallas and the Metrosprawl. Mission? Set up Christmas at Ma LSP's. No rest for the wicked, you see. But what can I say, cast off the works of darkness and put on the armor of light.

Your Friend,

LSP

Are You Utterly Insane?

 

There you have it, Brits. Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Richard Knighton is urging you to step up and fight against evil autocrat Putin and Russia. Bold call! Tell me, all you two UK readers of this unfathomably shallow mind blog, would you give your life for the UK Uniparty?

Let's get specific. Would you sign up and enlist to fight for trans bathrooms, open borders, Mohammedan replacement, being taxed 'til you drop, tech censorship, hatred and scorn of your culture, history and the color of your skin. Would you fight for that?

UKR TRANS

Unlikely, and who could blame you for reluctance to fight and die for people who hate you. But this is ridiculous, hypothetical and absurd. Formerly Great Britain couldn't fight its way out of a paper bag, Air "Chief" Marshal. So what you gonna do, ask the US to die for you? Serious question.

Die For The Unicorn!

In the meanwhile, Russkie DRG's appear in Woolwich, Aldgate East, Reading, York, Derby and One Whitehall Place, liberating the oppressed mass of Englishmen, and the Strand is great again.

Speaking of which, when's Simpson's going to reopen? Chop, chop, and don't for a second attempt to corporatize this  longstanding divan in the same way you ruined the Stafford Hotel. Not kidding

Cheers,

LSP

Prison Island?

 

Prison Island? You be the judge as you read all about it at Eternally Radical. Vaguely on topic, Rev Tommy Robinson appears to be mounting a challenge to the venerable if dying on its rainbow hooves Church of England.

Cheers,

LSP

Houston, We Have A Problem

 

Several crazed Moslem savages shot up a group of Jews celebrating Hannukah on Bondi beach in disarmed Australia. Horrendous, and it seems 16 were killed, maybe more. Diversity is so obviously our strength and Islam's a religion of peace. No it isn't, Mohammed was a warlord, ask the Khaybar Jews and everyone else:

The Nice Attack = Muslim

The Paris Attacks = Muslims

The Shoe Bomber = Muslim

The Orlando attack = Muslim

The Beltway Snipers = Muslims

The Fort Hood Shooter = Muslim

The Underwear Bomber = Muslim

The Westminster Attack = Muslim

The 2005 Bali Bombings = Muslims

The murder of Lee Rigby = Muslims

The U.S.S. Cole Bombers = Muslims

The London Bridge Attack = Muslims

The Madrid Train Bombers = Muslims

The Charlie Hebdo Attacks = Muslims

The San Bernardino Attacks = Muslims

The Surabaya bombings = Muslims

The Minnesota Mall stabbings = Muslim

The 7/7 bombers = Muslims

The Moscow Theatre Attackers = Muslims

The Boston Marathon Bombers = Muslims

The Ankara Airport Attack = Muslims

The Manchester Arena bombing = Muslim

The Pan-Am #103 Bombers = Muslims

The Iranian Embassy Takeover = Muslims

The Air France Hijackers = Muslims

The 2002 Bali Nightclub = Muslims

The Batta Meena Attacks = Muslims

The Beirut Embassy bombers = Muslims

The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack = Muslims

The Yazidi Massacre of 2014 = Muslims

The Beheading of French priest = Muslims

The Buenos Aires bombers = Muslims

The Israeli Olympic Team = Muslims

The Kenyan U.S Embassy = Muslims

The Khobar Towers Bombers = Muslims

The Beirut Marine bombers = Muslims

The Besian School Attackers = Muslims

The First WTC bombers = Muslims

The Beheading of Daniel Pearl = Muslims

The Achille Lauro Hijackers = Muslims

The Bombay Attackers = Muslims

The 9/11 hijackers = Muslims

And on and on and on since the 7th century AD. You don't have to be some kind of genius historian to know that Islam isn't a religion of peace, and that GW Bush was a faked up fraud for coining the phrase. In the meanwhile, yet more people are dead thanks to suicidal leftist empathy and vote importing skulduggery masquerading as compassion.

May victims of this latest atrocity rest in peace,

LSP 

Game On

 

What a difference a year makes, there's a patriot in the White House who's actually alive. In Baltimore. Huh.

President Trump salutes the National Anthem at the 126th Army-Navy Game pic.twitter.com/pTLGmRipjA

— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) December 13, 2025

In related news, the UK's leftist not so Independent legacy newspaper's come out  roaring and clashing sabers. The UK, they say, is ready for war and will defeat Putin's Russia. Wow. But, errrr, what with? Harry Potter? With its magic wand? Maybe Canada will help, with Wolverine. 

Dear Lord, please make it stop, and please defund Harvard. Oh, and please defund Yale, Brown, Brown and Duke too, surely they're unfit for purpose.

Thanks, in advance,

LSP

Put Christ Back Into Christmas

 

Put Christ back into Christmas, as opposed to the miserable "Happy Holidays!" corporate media rainbow slop which would enslave us by debt and inflation and call it progress. UK stalwart Tommy Robinson's organizing just such a thing, carols in downtown London. The Church of England isn't, make of that what you will. Here's the promo:

Nice one, Tommy, and he has a point. If you want to stand up for Christian culture, ie the West and God Himself, you have to be a Christian. Like no kidding. Hey, I'd be there if I didn't have to be in the States, looking after two missions in the great state of Texas. Oh, and by the way, it's the Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe today. 

Speaking of which, my assistant priest told me after Mass on Sunday that, "There will be dancers next week." I thought about this for a moment, "What the devil do you mean?" He replied, "Guadalupana, Padre." What a good man and more on the miraculous Tilma in short order.

Vade Retro,

LSP

There'll Always Be An England

 

Some people have given up on Great Britain, they think it's sunk in a turgid sea of Islamo-Marxist rainbow despotism and wokery. For them, the lion has departed from the Sceptered Isle. But not so fast, punters, here's an encouraging infovid:

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I sent this uplifting promotional video to a friend who lives, bizarrely, in Derby, a part of England which used to make things, "Are you a part of this, and if not, why not?" Don't say RBB! Jermyn Street forever.

Don't waste time and money with other places, get your shirts at H&H

In related news, you'll be interested to know that Tommy Robinson's orchestrating a Christmas carol service in downtown London, unlike the venerable if shrinking Church of England, and that the traitors, mountebanks and grifters who make up the Labour party are plummeting still further in the polls. Yes, dear friends, there is hope for us yet.

See you in Clubland and Devil take the hindmost.

Yours,

LSP

When You Ride Alone

 

I had no idea!

Do be careful, drivers.

Your Pal,

LSP

Jazzie

 

Jazzmin Crockett is a DEI lawyer, mountebank and politician currently representing a swathe of DFW metrosprawl communities in Dallas and Tarrant counties. But that handy little cash cow's about to end, thanks to redistricting, so Jazzy has to find a new job, in the Senate. Here's her awesome launch video:

Jazzy's an outspoken champion of the poor and oppressed, a race based social justice commie with an estimated net worth of only $9MN. Jazzy's congressional salary is $174K.

For what it's worth, I reckon Jazzy's political star will go the same way as Abortion Barbie's. Remember her? Neither do I.

Cheers,

LSP

Everything's Just Fine And Dandy

 

If you go to a major US base, like Fort Hood, home to several armored divisions, you'll see hundreds of tanks and associated vehicles in their respective motor pools. Pity the poor, literally underpaid, soldiers that tend to these armored beasts. That in mind, any one of I CAV's vehicle parks at Hood is probably about the size of the UK's total force.

Point being, why should the US continue to run security for Europe and the UK, why? They hate us, seriously, literally, they really hate us. You doubt me? Take a walk through downtown London with your stab vest and ask the locals. Man, they hate and scorn us. Why? Because we're not commies, like what they are.

Go on, try it. Land at the French House or Coach & Horses in Soho and tell them you're American. I dare you, and if you're bold enough to do so, watch the Leftist venom drip from their literally bankrupt lips. Yes, they really hate you. Why? Because we dare say no to Globohomo corporate rainbow orthodoxy. And that's too bad for Rainbow Fortress Europa because it relies on the US for armed security, gas in the absence of cleverly sanctioned Russia, and, well, all their dam money.

This is sad. Patriotic Americans love Great Britain, they really do, and want to boost the Sceptered Isle. I know this, think Winston Churchill, but how can we even begin to lend our not inconsiderable force to the equation when the other end of the math doesn't add up? We can't and shouldn't.

Why should one American die in defense of a Kultur Bloc which hates us, why should a single American soldier die in defense of the UK? To protect puberty blockers, rape gangs, open borders and suicidal empathy? I won't bang on, you get the point, and let's make it more clear.

Why should Americans pay tax, give their money, to people who hate them? That'd be the Europeans. Cut 'em loose? Your call.

Your Best Pal,

LSP

Britannia Rules The Waves? Not So Much

 

According to a blistering report in the Daily Mail the UK's once mighty Navy is in a dire state, with only 9 out of a tiny force of 25 warships and attack submarines "active or deployed." 

2 out of 6 destroyers, 5 out of 9 frigates and none of the UK's 6 attack submarines are active, leaving the country's 4 nuclear armed submarines effectively defenseless and reliant on US support. The UK's 2 assault ships are currently inoperable or in process of being sold/decomisioned, though 2 aircraft carriers are seaworthy but lack aircraft and experienced crews for full operational readiness.

 

Retired Rear Admiral Chris Parry stated, "This situation is utterly dire – we haven't got enough ships to protect our aircraft carriers and we haven't got any attack submarines to protect our nuclear deterrent." The National Interest agrees, "Despite a global deployment, the Royal Navy struggles with shrinking ship numbers, maintenance issues, and limited operations, highlighting Britain’s declining naval power and inability to project force independently."

Why the catastrophic decline? Navy Lookout lists five underlying causes for the Royal Navy's chronic lack of readiness: Long term underfunding, a hollowed out industrial ship building base, procurement dysfunction, personnel shortages - no one wants to enlist to fight for Rainbow Britain, who can blame them - and bureaucratic inertia.

You'd think that an island power which relies on maritime commerce would invest heavily in its navy, but apparently not. Against this backdrop, First Sea Lord Gen Sir Gwyn Jenkins has announced Atlantic Bastion, a plan to strengthen the UK's Atlantic defense against perceived Russian threat, relying on drone technology and cooperation with Norway. Defense expert Professor Peter Roberts wasn't impressed:

"The Royal Navy does not have the ships to do this job coherently or credibly and is looking to address it with drones as they are cheaper and can provide coverage of the geographical areas for which the Royal Navy is responsible in lieu of new ships. Russia so far is going unchallenged in much of UK water space and this strategy is playing catch up long after the fact," stated Roberts to the BBC.

What can we say. The UK's apparently gambling on two things viz. never having to fight a sea war again or, if it does, relying on US ships to fight it. I wouldn't bet the monkey on either.

Sink Me,

LSP

Axe

Already the axe is laid to the root of the trees

How long, friends, do you think societies whose economies are based on infinite debt, whose mothers kill their babies in the womb, which shriek for war while transing and feminizing their militaries, whose media is nothing more than agitprop globohomo corporatist propaganda, whose elections are rigged and borders opened to third world savages, how long can such a society exist?

What an evil old womyn

Well that was a long sentence, let's cut it down for clarity. How long can a people who openly defy and reject God, reality Himself, be expected to continue and flourish?  Not for long. Go against that which is, truth, and see how you make out. But of course this means nothing to an Enemy which seeks to destroy, and that only.

Santiago de Matamoros

Nihilists, you see, and they've been given a massive backhanded slap here in the US. Result. Europe and the UK? Hugely behind the times, but just you wait and see, EuroHomos. When the cash runs out of your solar wind farms so too does welfare for your precious imported vote Moslems. Then let the games begin.

The axe, dear punters, is laid to the root of the trees, which side of the blade are you on?

Vade Retro,

LSP

Please Make It Stop

 

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) told something called MS NOW that immigrants from Somalia, India, and Africa built this country and make it "what it is today."

“The majority of Americans across the country, regardless of political party, know that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, wherever they’re from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built this country and make this country what it is today,” stated Jaypal.

No they didn't, unless you count the Founding Fathers who were mostly Somalians, obviously.

Please make it stop,           

LSP 

Franklin's Tale

 

Franklin, what could have got into you?

Is everything OK?

Some think so. "Franklin's just a patriot with a big heart and a well-calibrated sense of justice. No problems there," explained one creator on social media.

A truth-seeking turtle who loves his country, if you will.

Others seem to disagree. "Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image, which directly contradicts these values," stated Kids Can Press.

Respect to Maverick for keeping this popular brand of beloved children's books alive.

Cheers,

LSP

Starting To Look A Lot Like Christmas

 

It may be the beginning of Advent but it's already starting to look a lot like Christmas, not least at the White House where a lot's changed in the course of a year. See if you can spot the difference:

Joe Biden made a mockery of Christmas at the White House.

President Trump made Christmas magical and magnificent again at the White House.

Biden was crass. Trump is class.pic.twitter.com/kC61qbwReT

— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) December 1, 2025

 

OK, maybe that was a little tricky, so here's another take, by way of perspective and discernment. Check it out:

 

🚨 NEW: What a contrast! Donald Trump’s traditional Christmas display at the White House versus Joe Biden’s woke Christmas last year pic.twitter.com/82KhOgkPjQ

— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) December 1, 2025

I know, it's not easy to see what's changed but does one White House strike you as a kind of demonic rainbow glee club and the other as, well, Christmas? As  always, you the reader be the judge.

Cheers,

LSP