Worship God Ye Heathen

 

Dear friends, you may have missed it, but Mass was celebrated on Sunday December 15 according to the traditional Ambrosian Rite in the Basilica of St. Ambrose in Milan for the first time in 50 years. Yes, in half a century. So what, you say with disdainful lip and dismissive eye. So a lot.

For 50 years the ancient liturgy of the West, our worship of God, has been cheapened, bowdlerized, denigrated, mocked and even banned. You see, what happened was this. Satan wasn't able to subvert the Western Catholic Church's teaching, the Magesterium held firm unlike the genius of Anglicanism, but he was able to demolish its worship.

Pan to guitar playing nuns, nylon vestments, and 1970s attack language removing all sense of the sacred or numinal from the worship of God. Pretty effective strategy, crash the worship, crash belief and go figure, RC congregations have been tanking ever since. But maybe that's changing, see the Ambrosian Mass in Milan. A harbinger of things to come?

We hope so, here at the Compound, and know this. Wherever faithful Christians truly worship God, I advise the Ancient Rite, they will be truly blessed. Not kidding, Guinea on the monkey and a safe bet.

Ad Altare Dei,

LSP

Virus Panic Hits Aberystwyth

Sources on the ground in Aberystwyth, a thriving fishing community on the far west coast of Wales, have reported runs on local supermarkets as panic-stricken Welshpersons buy up rice, loo roll and pasta.

"It's weird," stated a local resident on conditions of anonymity, "It's like they think all this Andrex and Vermicelli is going to save them from an escaped ChiCom bioweapon. Hope they boil the rice before they eat it."

So far, Aberytwyth hasn't been quarantined, unlike Milan, which is a different city entirely. Here's a rate of infection graph from Northern Italy. Nothing to worry about, obviously.

Added new data point on the exponential italian ICU trend (doubling every 2.6 days)

It's one of the most alarming charts I've ever seen because

1. Trend has been very stable for weeks even with Italy mitigation measures

2. If it continues health sys. collapses within 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/rohZouVzrC

— epsilon (@epsilon3141) March 6, 2020

Over 1000 people in the Milan area were reported infected by Covid-19 overnight bringing the total to 5,883 as of this morning. Over 230 people have died, do the math.

Good thing China gave us accurate figures, right?

Cheers,

LSP

Jihad Savage Shot Dead

Anis Amri, the crazed Muslim savage who went truck jihad in Berlin, has been shot dead in Milan by police.

Amri, left Tunisia in 2011 and entered Italy, claiming to be a Syrian refugee. He was subsequently jailed for arson and robbery and became radicalized in prison. Amri then took his newfound faith in the religion of peace to the streets of Berlin, where he killed 12 people by ramming a truck into a crowded Christmas market.

Jihad Savage Shot Dead

The Jihad savage released a video, pledging allegiance to ISIS and vowing to kill "crusader pigs." He was stopped at a roadblock in Milan and killed when he opened fire on police.

Look at all those peace loving members of the Religion of Peace!

Listen up, Germans, and everyone else. If you don't want more Muslims killing people at Christmas markets, you'd better wake up and take the Jihad seriously. That means eradicate the threat. 

I'll leave you, the reader, to reflect on method.

Deus Vult,

LSP