Are You Utterly Insane?

 

There you have it, Brits. Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Richard Knighton is urging you to step up and fight against evil autocrat Putin and Russia. Bold call! Tell me, all you two UK readers of this unfathomably shallow mind blog, would you give your life for the UK Uniparty?

Let's get specific. Would you sign up and enlist to fight for trans bathrooms, open borders, Mohammedan replacement, being taxed 'til you drop, tech censorship, hatred and scorn of your culture, history and the color of your skin. Would you fight for that?

UKR TRANS

Unlikely, and who could blame you for reluctance to fight and die for people who hate you. But this is ridiculous, hypothetical and absurd. Formerly Great Britain couldn't fight its way out of a paper bag, Air "Chief" Marshal. So what you gonna do, ask the US to die for you? Serious question.

Die For The Unicorn!

In the meanwhile, Russkie DRG's appear in Woolwich, Aldgate East, Reading, York, Derby and One Whitehall Place, liberating the oppressed mass of Englishmen, and the Strand is great again.

Speaking of which, when's Simpson's going to reopen? Chop, chop, and don't for a second attempt to corporatize this  longstanding divan in the same way you ruined the Stafford Hotel. Not kidding

Cheers,

LSP

Baroque

 

Have you recovered from Space Rock? Perhaps you have, and people ask me, they say, "Are you a Royalist?"

I answer, "Of course I am, I swore an oath."

That said, let's see Prince Cider live up to his rank and cancel the abominable, ignorant, malfeasant Left in the UK, but perhaps he's part of the problem?

Exsultet,

LSP

Pardon?

 

As in "excuse me?" But what am I saying, one of the many, many reasons lovable Old Joe was so 81 million votes popular was that he was all about the rules based order of democratic Western Civ. Yes, that's why he pardoned his son Crackhead Hunter for all and any crimes committed since 2014 till now.

Keen-eyed readers might note that the Ukrainian, ahem, Maidan, kicked off right about then. Don't say Burisma, 10% to the Big Guy and "laptop." What laptop? Sheer, total, utter Putinist propaganda disinfo, which is why it was rightly pardoned by the most popular president in the history of history.

Vaguely on topic, do you remember a Special Counsel being set up to investigate 45 because Russian Agent? How did that even happen? Now we've got this. A corrupt crackhead gets off totally free while, UK people would say "whilst", honest patriots are rotting in gaol, without trial, for four years.

In England they have this joke, calling Kier Starmer, Prime Minister, "Two-Tier Kier." Why? Because it's one law for Moslems and boat invaders in Kier's Kingdom, and another for patriots who want to see the UK remain, you know, British. The latter get locked up for mean Facebook posts, the former? Not so much. But back to Crackhead Hunter.

D'ye think Crackhead committed any crimes prior to 2014? Surely not. Maybe Kash can get to the bottom of this perplexing mystery.

Your Pal,

LSP

Lesbian Trump Supporter Slams Mook

Just when you thought that American politics couldn't get any more theater of the absurd, out comes this, Lesbian Trump Supporter Slams Gay Clinton Campaign Manager.

And she does, drawing attention to the fact that Team Clinton's received millions of dollars from Muslim countries, like Saudi Arabia and Qatar, that take a rather, ahem, low view of rainbow riders. Who kill them, in fact.

I'd say she has a point, which would make Hillary's chipper little Mook a top level malfeasant.

But you be the judge.

LSP