Pardon?

 

As in "excuse me?" But what am I saying, one of the many, many reasons lovable Old Joe was so 81 million votes popular was that he was all about the rules based order of democratic Western Civ. Yes, that's why he pardoned his son Crackhead Hunter for all and any crimes committed since 2014 till now.

Keen-eyed readers might note that the Ukrainian, ahem, Maidan, kicked off right about then. Don't say Burisma, 10% to the Big Guy and "laptop." What laptop? Sheer, total, utter Putinist propaganda disinfo, which is why it was rightly pardoned by the most popular president in the history of history.

Vaguely on topic, do you remember a Special Counsel being set up to investigate 45 because Russian Agent? How did that even happen? Now we've got this. A corrupt crackhead gets off totally free while, UK people would say "whilst", honest patriots are rotting in gaol, without trial, for four years.

In England they have this joke, calling Kier Starmer, Prime Minister, "Two-Tier Kier." Why? Because it's one law for Moslems and boat invaders in Kier's Kingdom, and another for patriots who want to see the UK remain, you know, British. The latter get locked up for mean Facebook posts, the former? Not so much. But back to Crackhead Hunter.

D'ye think Crackhead committed any crimes prior to 2014? Surely not. Maybe Kash can get to the bottom of this perplexing mystery.

Your Pal,

LSP

LIARS

 

Do you remember when, what, 51 top US spies told the world that Hunter Biden's crack-whoretop was Russian disinfo, planted by GRU to interfere with our totally free and fair elections? Sure you do. There it was, yet more proof that Trump was and is a Kremlin agent. Fast forward to today.

The venerable crack-whore laptop's telling it's nasty story in a court of law and lo and behold, it wasn't a shameless plant, it's the real deal. Hunter got wasted, a lot, bought a gun illegally, made out with whores, and made a whole lotta cash while he was at it. And at it he was, smoking down that sweet, sweet crack every 20 minutes while raking in the money.

At least that's what his GF at the time says, and why should we doubt her. Maybe Hunter didn't give the poor girl enough money. More seriously, will all the senior spooks who lied and ran election interference in 2020 and beyond be held accountable? 

Don't be stupid, of course they won't. My money, and guinea on the monkey, is no, they will not. Of course we know who their Father is, he was a lying murderer from the beginning.

Still, Your Call,

LSP

UKRAINE WAR DRUMS

 

Why would the Western Powers, NATO, go to war over a strip of Ukrainian territory, Donbass? How does that, in any way, shape or form threaten our national integrity. It doesn't, obviously, but even the most myopic observers might note that it threatens our ruling elite oligarchs.

How much money has been siphoned off the Ukraine to the Big Guy via his Burisma crack head son? Did Hillary benefit, and how many more. Good questions and we have to ask are they still getting the Ukrainian paycheck or are they scared their perfidy will be found out.

Imagine. Putin launches a "lightning raid" into the territory and seizes Kiev, where he installs a pro-Russian ruler, the kind of guy we got kicked out in our Fascist color revolution. What then? The new premiere exposes our rulers' snouts at the trough corruption. 

Point being, are we beating the war drums, and it is us, the Western powers, the US in particular along with its poodle UK, in a massive attempt to cover up the mafia-like crime of our leaders. Good question.

Perhaps we really think Russia, with a GDP <California is going to start WWIII and we have to protect the "free world," a world in which we're so free you're not allowed to leave your country, buy or sell or work without State permission, what a GloboCorp utopia, is somehow at stake in the Ukraine.

Maybe it is, along with our rulers' malfeasance, skulduggery and corruption.

That's my call and I'm sticking to it.

Your Pal,

LSP