Monday, December 2, 2024

Pardon?

 



As in "excuse me?" But what am I saying, one of the many, many reasons lovable Old Joe was so 81 million votes popular was that he was all about the rules based order of democratic Western Civ. Yes, that's why he pardoned his son Crackhead Hunter for all and any crimes committed since 2014 till now.




Keen-eyed readers might note that the Ukrainian, ahem, Maidan, kicked off right about then. Don't say Burisma, 10% to the Big Guy and "laptop." What laptop? Sheer, total, utter Putinist propaganda disinfo, which is why it was rightly pardoned by the most popular president in the history of history.




Vaguely on topic, do you remember a Special Counsel being set up to investigate 45 because Russian Agent? How did that even happen? Now we've got this. A corrupt crackhead gets off totally free while, UK people would say "whilst", honest patriots are rotting gaol, without trial, for four years.

In England they have this joke, calling Kier Starmer, Prime Minister, "Two-Tier Kier." Why? Because it's one law for Moslems and boat invaders in Kier's Kingdom, and another for patriots who want to see the UK remain, you know, British. The latter get locked up for mean Facebook posts, the former? Not so much. But back to Crackhead Hunter.




D'ye think Crackhead committed any crimes prior to 2014? Surely not. Maybe Kash can get to the bottom of this perplexing mystery.

Your Pal,

LSP


6 comments:

The Night Wind said...

In 2014, Kash Patel was serving in Obama's National Security Command---the same group who oversaw the Maidan Coup, so I wouldn't rely on him too much...

LSP said...

Well yes, NW, there is that.

We mustn't forget the line: "Put not your trust in princes."

Laud said that immediately prior to his head being chopped off (!)

Speaking of which, I've always had respect for Charles I and Henrietta Maria. You might well disagree, but still, there it is.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

This pardon is a surprise to whom?

Beans said...

And the next questions are, will pardons be signed for his daughter and his wife?

Can a president pardon himself?

Do presidential pardons have to be publicly published or can they remain secret squirrel until such time as needed, kind of like Richelieu's pardon in "The Three Musketeers"?

As to 'whilst,' well, I use it. I also was taught that potatoe and tomatoe ended with an 'e'.

Adrienne said...

This is NOT intended as a defense of Hunter's behavior, but according to reports he suffered traumatic brain injuries in the car accident that killed his mother and sister.

Anxiety, mood, and substance-use disorders are common in TBI patients. Other psychiatric disorders associated with TBI include depression, bipolar disorder, psychosis, sleep disorder, and suicide ideation, intent, or attempt. This holds true even if the patient is very young at time of TBI.

He was 2 years old at the time of the accident.

Wild, wild west said...

Well, I said he'd never get charged with anything, and that if he was, he wouldn't get convicted of anything, and that if he did, The Big Guy would pardon him. Feeling pretty good about my .333 batting average......NOT!